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Clips from South Park - Douche and a Danish (S20E20)

"♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪"
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"♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪"
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"♪ I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it. ♪"
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"♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪"
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"- Hit her! - Stupid girls!"
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"Take him out!"
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"Anytime, anywhere, skank."
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"Together: Yeah!"
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"Pull up your stupid pants first!"
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"Together: Yeah!"
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"Come on. Hasn't this gone on long enough?"
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"Yeah! Everyone knows you're the worst!"
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"There's still a chance? Are you serious?"
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"and we all know that only one man has the guts to say"
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"[Clears throat]"
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"Well, maybe it's good they're all gang members."
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"At least they can tell the difference"
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"She turns to me and says,"
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"She says, Why you got your finger in my ass?"
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"I said, I'm just keeping it warm, honey,"
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"'cause that chick next to you is way hotter,"
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"Yeah. Let's make American great again."
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"the asshole and that clam, so you got to be careful. Right, dudes?"
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"I'm sorry. Did I offend you?"
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"Where did I lose you, honey?"
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"So you've been okay with the [bleep] everyone to death,"
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"Oh, geez. You were so on board."
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"I can't believe I let that little offensive mark slip!"
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"Poor girls. Did you get your feelings hurt"
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"Hello."
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"Are you tired of hate speech?"
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"to identify the trolls in their communities."
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"But to make this dream into a reality,"
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"we still need your donations."
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"[Singing continues]"
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"Knowing who said what on the Internet."
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"Together: Together we will rid the world of trolls!"
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"Fellow trolls, we have gathered together"
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"because our anonymity is being threatened."
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"the power to make individuals buckle and fall."
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"They have an entire government at their disposal."
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"I believe that he is the key to stopping all this."
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"All right, everyone, listen up."
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"Now, I've asked for some ideas,"
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"and a couple of students want to try and help."
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"Hey, guys!"
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"What's up?"
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"Guys, we have a lot of problems facing our school."
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"but she is really smart and really funny."
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"- [Scoffs] Stop, Eric. - You are."
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"- Tell 'em, baby. - Thanks, babe."
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"He had that weird haircut and you kept saying that it looked like"
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"- he had a dick on his head. - Yeah, yeah. And you said that..."
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"Oh, hey, guys. W-What's up?"
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"And after that..."
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"Then we should all come together."
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"[As Cartman] As a school."
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"[Laughs]"
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Vomits]"
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"I guess I just kind of screwed the pooch on that one."
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"You can't just go bonkers like this!"
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"They're gonna want to know what you're gonna do about this!"
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"when I lose,"
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"Oh, no. I'm trying. I just..."
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"- Kill him! - Tear his head off!"
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"Yee-haw!"
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"All right, look. How do you troll somebody?"
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"It's about pushing people's buttons"
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"troll a woman with cancer to get a reaction from her."
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"It's all about the group of people that are gonna come to her defense!"
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"They're gonna be so self-righteous"
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"You're just setting them against each other."
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"It's like the fission reaction"
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"If we all work together?"
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"Maybe."
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"Maybe."
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"[School bell rings]"
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Uh, aren't you running for president?"
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"Adjectives usually come before what?"
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"You're spiraling out of control"
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"I don't know what you're talking about. I am a teacher."
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"What are some examples of adjectives you can give me"
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"Or we can say the slippery ball, can't we?"
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"No, please. What else can we say about the ball, children?"
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"No, please! Leave me alone!"
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"Gerald, you're back from your convention?"
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"This is, uh, my I.T. guy."
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"You have a really nice home. A nice family."
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"What?"
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"You're so good at lashing out at the system,"
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"I do it for the lolz."
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"I don't believe that."
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"kids teased me,"
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"My mother was a little person,"
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"She thought if she was a little person"
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"I would come out normal."
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"[Stifled laughing]"
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"##"
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"Cartman: # We can work together hand in hand #"
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"♪ To make the whole world understand that ♪"
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"♪ We came together as a school ♪"
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"We're gonna help Denmark,"
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"♪ Let's come together as a school ♪"
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"Huh? Aah!"
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"MLKKK, and I'm ready."
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"SupersexyLISA18 standing by."
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"Skankhunt42 standing by."
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"Slapperman: Okay, everyone follow Skankhunt's lead."
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"Don't get distracted. We are only trolling Denmark."
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"All right, engaging Twitter now."
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"Three, two, mark."
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"Hey, Mr. Garrison."
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"Come on in, bud."
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"You're... you're not gonna try and lynch me, too?"
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"No lynchings here, little cowboy."
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"You want to share with us what you're going through?"
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"[Blows nose]"
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"I actually get the nomination from the Republicans."
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