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Clips from South Park - Douche and a Danish (S20E20)

"_"
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"What do you want? Go away!"
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"Hey! Just checking to see if you needed"
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"any more refreshments for the conference room."
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"Man: Some more creamer!"
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"Just some more creamer."
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"You were saying, Skankhunt?"
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"No, no, no. It's not about one person."
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"that pushes other people's buttons!"
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"Look, you don't just"
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"that another group of people will eventually find those people totally annoying!"
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"that sets off the fusion explosion!"
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"The Internet does it all,"
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"and you just sit back with your glass of wine and laugh!"
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"Wow. That seems kind of mean."
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"It's not mean if it's hilarious!"
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"If we all worked with you, Skank, could we do it?"
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"Could we troll an entire country?"
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"Today we're gonna start our school fundraiser."
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"It's an idea I came up with called Danishes for Denmark."
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"It's awesome. You're doing awesome!"
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"We need everyone to do their part,"
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"so later on in the cafeteria, we are all gonna need..."
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"[Door slams open]"
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"Okay, children. Let's take our seats."
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"Mr. Garrison?"
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"Okay, does anybody, uh, remember where we left off?"
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"They come before nouns. That's right."
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"You can't just act like nothing happened."
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"and you have to answer to the people!"
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"Okay, adjectives describe nouns,"
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"for this sentence? Anybody?"
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"You sold people a line, Mr. Garrison,"
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"and you have to make good on it!"
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"The yellow ball! That's a good one."
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"Help me, children! Help me!"
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"Okay, come on. Office is upstairs."
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"Oh! Hi, honey."
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"Yeah. It went really well."
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"Gonna help me get my office computer set back up."
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"Well, can I make you guys something to eat?"
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"Don't worry about us, hon. Lots of work to do."
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"Love you so much!"
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"Ike, no Internet tonight."
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"Say hi to Dildo Shwaggins."
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"Hello."
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"I got to hand it to you, Gerald."
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"Yeah, well, now you see I have a lot to lose if they find out who I am."
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"And who is that?"
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"I've studied your work."
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"bringing people down off their high horses."
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"Why do you do it?"
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"I told you. It's just funny to me."
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"When I was in school,"
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"called me a midget even though I'm not."
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"but she actually married a guy who had gigantism syndrome."
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"take away our online lives, Skank."
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"For some of us, it's all we have."
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"I really feel like this is the start of something new."
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"And then maybe everyone can finally be as happy as we are."
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"♪ And terraform Mars ♪"
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"##"
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"Advisor: He went this way!"
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"Man: We put our faith in you, asshole!"
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"Test, test, one, two."
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"This is Dildo Shwaggins."
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"We are ready to commence the trashing of Denmark."
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"All trolls report in."
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"Che Gamorrah standing by."
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"Anonymous821 signed in to multiple accounts and standing by."
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"YRFATANDDUM standing by."
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"[Wind howling]"
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"Have a seat. You're not alone."
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"[Shivering]"
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"It's all my fault. I just..."
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"I just wanted to get rid of all the immigrants, you know?"
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"I just... I thought we could [bleep] them all to death,"
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"and everyone started listening to me."
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"Not your fault."
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"I got caught up in people cheering for me,"
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"being in the media every day."
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"Here, catch."
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"What the [bleep] is this?"
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"That is why millions of Americans"
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"want you to be president."
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"But there's more."
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"[Knock on door]"
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"Did they pick it up on Yahoo!?"
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"Don't know, but Google has it as the number-one story."
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"Oh [bleep] Go to... go to Huffington."
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"Millions of people took to the Internet last night"
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"This is CNN front page right now."
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"It now appears the country of Denmark"
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"Millions of people got on the anti-Denmark bandwagon,"
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"and when millions more came in to support Denmark,"
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"Oh, Kyle. Uh, hey."
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"I have a fundraiser at school."
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"Well, did you see what's all over the Internet?"
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"What?"
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"Yeah, now the whole world is blowing up with Danish jokes."
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"It's hilarious."
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"The Guardian has a bunch of stories up about how the Denmark government"
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"isn't responding to even interview requests."
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"[Bleep] Denmark."
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"millions and millions of horrible comments."
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"And our crowd-funding sites are taken over, too."
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"Everyone is making fun of us like we're goofballs."
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"How could this happen?"
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"I should have known that once they got wind of our little plan,"
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"they would start trolling us."
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"Of course not!"
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"We can't respond. It will only make the trolls stronger."
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"You mean we have to quit Twitter?"
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"Hello."
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"Buy a Danish to help stop trolling?"
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"Maybe this was a terrible idea."
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"Then all of this was for nothing."
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"I told you, fellas!"
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"How is this our fault? At least we actually did the work!"
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"[All shouting]"
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