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Clips from South Park - Douche and a Danish (S20E20)

"It's not your fault, little guy."
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"It is my fault!"
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"but I didn't have a plan!"
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"I led this entire election down the shitter."
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"You've got to stop blaming yourself."
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"Well, then whose fault is it?!"
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"and their ties to ISIS."
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"Oh, yes!"
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"was the victim of a massive troll."
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"hundreds of millions more got on the anti-Denmark bandwagon."
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"Didn't think you'd be leaving yet."
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"Everyone's ripping on LEGOs."
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"Wow! [Bleep] Denmark, huh, Kyle?"
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"That's got to be what just about everyone is thinking now."
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"##"
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"Sir, public opinion of Denmark is very, very shit."
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"All our social-media pages are filled with"
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"Because that's what trolls do!"
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"So, then Denmark isn't funding ISIS?"
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"Our only choice is to go offline."
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"Everything, you ignoramus!"
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"It was a great idea."
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"Butters: That's it!"
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"This is what you get for working with a bunch of stupid girls!"
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"I'm so stupid."
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"Don't say that."
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"It was a great idea, Heidi."
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"when life seemed simpler."
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"We have to face one hard reality as a country."
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"I thought you were gonna explain"
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"why people want a guy like me to be president."
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"They rested on their laurels,"
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"I think those are just grapes."
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"You see, we all want to go back to when we were kids."
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"J.J. Abrams is responsible for this entire election."
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"A message how?"
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"We're completely offline."
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"Whoever sent it is completely offline, too."
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"Maybe we can help."
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"♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪"
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"♪ People spouting, Howdy, neighbor! ♪"
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"♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"- Kick his ass, Nelly! - All boys should die!"
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"I don't care if you're a boy. I'm gonna kick your ass!"
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"Why? You afraid to fight me like a man?"
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"Hey, hey. Whoa, guys. Guys!"
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"Get out of here, Cartman! Nobody's buying it!"
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"Heidi: Hey! Leave him alone!"
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"Sorry, baby. I had to step in."
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"It's cool, baby."
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"Heidi?"
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"And I think for her sake,"
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"it's time for us to all try and come together."
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"I know we're down a bit in the polls,"
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"Just one thing, sir."
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"Be a little careful what you say about women."
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"Uh, seems like that might be losing us some votes."
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"Oh, you don't say."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"what we're all thinking."
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"Please, welcome the man who, with your help,"
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"So I'm standing in line at the airport,"
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"No dude wants his finger in some ugly bitch's ass."
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"[Scattered laughter]"
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"You got to be careful, though. It's only about half-an-inch away, you know,"
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"You leaving?"
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"all the Muslim and Mexican shit,"
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"but fingers in the ass did it for you?"
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"Cool. Just wanted to see where your line was."
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"Geez. I'm sorry. Geez."
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"which will allow people all around the world"
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"[Singing continues]"
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"We are just a few million Kroners away,"
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"so please donate via the social media of your choice."
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"The whole world will be peaceful and happy."
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"Like here in Denmark!"
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"Help fund our project on social media today!"
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"Individually, we are some of the most notorious trolls in Colorado."
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"We must now find a way to unite."
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"Each one of us has the power to make message boards go haywire,"
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"Imagine if we use those skills against a common enemy."
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"It's Gerald, all right?"
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"This school is falling apart and it needs to stop."
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"Okay."
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"Please welcome Heidi and Eric."
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"And she's come up with a pretty cool idea."
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"I don't know if you guys have heard, but right now,"
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"Denmark is trying to make trolling a thing of the past."
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"They're asking for help, and I thought Why not a school fundraiser?"
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"- What? How did I say it? - Remember? You were like,"
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"Oh, what if we had a fundraiser in... What was it? Remember? It was like..."
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"Yeah, we were having that dessert thing. What was that?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Remember there was that guy that had the..."
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"[Whispering]"
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"[Giggling]"
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"Oh, right! A school fundraiser."
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"Tomorrow, we'll be going to each individual class"
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"with more information."
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"Sir, what were you thinking?"
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"Yeah, I don't know."
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"We are way down in the polls!"
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"Oh, really? Geez, that's too bad."
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"A lot of us have staked our lives on backing you!"
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"You have millions of supporters who are looking to you to lead."
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"I mean, I don't know. Nothing. Whatever."
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"You want to tell them that?"
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"They're outside."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, hey, everybody."
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"Uh... yeah, looks like we're tanking in the polls."
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"But you know what?"
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"It's fixed."
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"I knew it from the beginning."
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"And on November 8th,"
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"I'll be able to say I told you so!"
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"This sum'ma bitch pulled a fast one on us!"
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"It's like he's not even trying!"
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"Get him! [Shouting]"
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"[Shouting continues]"
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"[Humming]"
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