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Clips from Shameless - Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father (S01E01)

"Two assholes busted into our house looking for you and some car."
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"You work at a bakery and all you stole was bread?"
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"How was your wake-and-bake?"
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"Yeah, waste of time."
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"What's it called? Uh, O'Flaherty's."
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"- Rats would get it. - Rats won't be a problem."
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"- Yeah? - Lip, let's go."
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"Mickey? Again?"
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"But what was I supposed to do? Shoot him over a Cup-a-Soup?"
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"- What? - Upstairs bathroom."
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"- Check-in time is 4:00. - Oh, great idea. I'm in."
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"It's painful, man, you always asking her on lunches..."
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"They can't get by without you for one night?"
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"- Debs, go pick up Liam from Sheila's. - No, wait. Debs, hold on."
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"Drug dealers take credit cards?"
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"Which one, sweet baby? The whore. Okay."
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"- Girl, you need to unwind. - You sound like Steve."
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"You're a sweet boy. You're a sweet boy."
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"Take out his eye."
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"I need $6000 by tomorrow, or I'm a dead man."
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"Take matters into your own hands."
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"Go for the nuts."
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"Yeah. Here's your chance."
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"What do you want? Vicodin, morphine, peyote?"
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"- You were right. - Anything else?"
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"You're perfect. I don't know what I'd do without you."
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"You bring your bathing suit?"
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"- Know where he is? - My heart says up there."
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"- He died last night. - Cut the shit, asshole."
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"- He did. He offed himself. OD'd. - Yeah? What'd he take?"
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"What didn't he take? Blaze-of-glory cocktail."
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"I remember when the nurse in the hospital handed you to me."
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"Shallow breathing, clammy."
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"Unless you want the little girl. She's 11, 12."
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"There."
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"But then I'd miss the part where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy."
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"Where does that leave me?"
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"To Frank."
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"Next round's on me. Yeah!"
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"...like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker."
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"- See? Everything works out. - You paid them off, right?"
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"- Fuck you. - I love you too."
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"Phew! Ha, ha."
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"Another cool thing about hotels is that you don't have to saw your own meat."
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"Brother, you gotta stop embarrassing yourself."
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"For what? To jack off? Go home."
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"You'll be 40 by the time Liam gets out of the house."
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"Or the part where my dad's a raging alcoholic narcissist?"
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"When a plane goes down, they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone."
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"Know anyone who wants to buy part of a liver?"
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"He needs me."
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"Seen Frank?"
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"Come on, open your eyes, you lying, squirrelly sack of shit."
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"You okay to drive?"
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"Yeah. Tell Kash I'll take it in the ass if it gets me free stuff."
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"Mickey will kill you."
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"Who else smells like Old Style and ball sweat?"
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"Behind closed doors."
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"Wow!"
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"- Hey, yeah, I'm talking to you. - Yeah?"
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"Take it easy, Grandma."
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"That was harder."
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"- You need a cigarette. - Mm."
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"- Frank? - What? No. I'll use it."
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"- You could use the getaway. - Fuck you."
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"- Who for? - My dad."
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"- Shut up, you two. - Let me help."
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"I have not been out of the house in years."
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"I need cash."
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"- Here we go. Ugh. Phew! - Does Ron still have that chain saw?"
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"Hey, look what fell off the back of a truck."
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"He hit Kash, okay?"
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"I can keep him in my room until Karen goes to college."
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"Tell him it ends now. No more messing with Kash."
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"What used to be in the toilet is now in the tub."
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"No, you can't. It's gonna take three days for the background check."
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"Wait, let me see those."
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"There you go."
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"Didn't even like smoothies."
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"They don't live here. You're never gonna see them again."
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"- Liam! - Hey."
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"I told you, no more comforters until Carl kicks the head lice."
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"The box. They were never picked up."
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"That's why they need a positive influence."
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"You making all that noise? I'm trying to fucking sleep."
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"Sorry for your loss."
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"- What the hell? - Put it... Go get the other one."
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"Did Mickey pay for that?"
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"You know where I live if you have a problem."
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"- Where are the crullers and turnovers? - We want sugar."
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"Only thing those people are equipped to teach is how to live with disappointment."
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"- Nice jacket Kash bought you. - Thanks."
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"You go ahead. I'm gonna go back and fight for more."
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"When she says, Fuck you, it means I like you."
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"All day, all she does is make decisions. Five kids, fucking Frank."
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"I've got a gun."
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"You think you guys can survive one night without Fiona?"
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"Yeah, for a few hours. Not overnight."
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"Frank's mail."
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"Another JB."
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"You ready for it? It's lots of work."
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"Can you take Frank off my hands while you're at it?"
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"He really order 12 bottles of Oxy under Carl's name?"
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"I never went home, and I never looked back."
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"Liam."
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"Looks like a good one too."
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"- Uh-huh. That sounds just like me. - I know, right?"
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"Me neither."
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"- Okay. - Bye-bye, sweet boy."
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"Man, I should've known something was wrong when he left last night."
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"Shit. Are you okay?"
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"- Just a little taste? - I don't know why we do this for you."
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"I followed the light, and there was Jesus."
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"He was warm..."
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"Don't think I don't know who you are. You're on the list, pal."
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"There you go."
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"- You seem to have trouble with it. - Come on. Let's ask them."
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"Yeah."
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"Let's go, let's go."
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"- It's 'hood speak. Learn the language. - Okay, any suggestions?"
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