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Clips from The Dictator (2012)

"between the world community and the rogue North African nation of Wadiya"
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"intensified today"
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"by Wadiyan leader, Admiral General Aladeen."
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"I will take no options off the table. And I mean what I say."
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"(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)"
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"General Aladeen was born the only son of the Colonel Aladeen,"
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"himself a savage and violent dictator."
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"ANCHORMAN: Known for his iconic beard,"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Sorry, I can't hear you."
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"Oh, I can hear you now."
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"Eccentric and with unlimited oil wealth,"
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"he recently hosted his own Olympic Games..."
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"OLYMPIC OFFICIAL ON SPEAKER: On your mark, get set."
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"ANCHORMAN: Often described as ignorant,"
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"ANCHORMAN: With pressure mounting,"
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"to attack ls... Oh, boy."
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"Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya have nuclear weapons?"
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"This is the Beard of Doom rocket'?"
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"Even Ahmadinejad!"
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"Would it kill him to wear a tie!?"
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"Where is Nuclear Nadal?"
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"We are just months away from refining weapons-grade uranium,"
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"It is about the payload delivery."
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"would get very sooty faces"
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"Okay."
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"that are miss-sized for his body."
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"The man you are discussing is called Popeye."
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"- Bobeye. - He is not a professor."
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"Okay. I'm there."
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"and then, literally, bounce right back and blow up Wadiya."
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"Supreme Leader, let me explain to you."
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"(MIMICS EXPLOSION)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"The reality is..."
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"(MIMICS MISSILE)"
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"Oyvey!"
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"Us."
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"Okay. You know what?"
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"HEAD SCIENTIST: Don't you remember?"
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"Don't worry, it's fine. Well done, my friend."
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"They will lift the sanctions."
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"You remember that was when he gave me power"
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"ALL: (CHANTING) Aladeen! Aladeen!"
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"(WOMAN SCREAMING)"
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"in a cellophane wrapped box. Delicious."
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"Maroush, I think I dropped an almond in his head."
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"What I don't want to do is send the body to the family"
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"It's very rude not to look at somebody in the eye when they're talking to you."
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"(GOATS BLEATING)"
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"I think we found what you are looking for."
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"May I remind you that his only real job is to be shot in the head."
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"bleach his skin, and shorten the penis."
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"(ALADEEN MOANING)"
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"(MOANS LOUDLY)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Megan, you were worth every penny."
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"Is my jet ready?"
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"I have to be with the Italian Prime Minister tomorrow."
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"(SOFTLY) Thanks."
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"(SCREAMS ONSCREEN)"
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome to the Munich Olympics."
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"Oy vey!"
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"VIDEO GAME ATHLETE: Meshuggener!"
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"Those gangsters at the UN want me to address them."
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"(PEOPLE SHOUTING IN PROTEST)"
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"The birthplace of AIDS."
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"But in the interest of full disclosure, I have to say I hate A-rabs."
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"and you don't mind the homo stuff,"
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"(GROANS)"
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"CLAYTON: Rise and shine."
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"ALADEEN: Who are you?"
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"Hello, Aladdin."
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"-(GROANS) - Here's the deal."
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"YES."
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"I'm being paid to kill you."
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"Are you serious?"
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"From the Shah of Iran's garage sale?"
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"You won't be talking so much smack with this up your butt."
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"Apparently, I didn't get it."
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"Oh, that's not bad. The Kandahar Cock Wrench."
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"What else you got'? I'm gonna love the next thing!"
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"No one will recognize the body without this!"
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"The flames of the righteous attack the unjust!"
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"I am here to deliver my speech to the United Nations."
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"You're going to be in big trouble. Here he is."
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"CROWD: (CHANTING) He's not the legitimate leader!"
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"He's not the legitimate leader!"
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"Admiral General Aladeen preparing"
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"to address the General Assembly of the United Nations."
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"And he's walked right past the podium."
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"You are making a fool out of me!"
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"Let's bring in Denise, our U.N. correspondent."
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"What do you make of that?"
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"MIKE: I believe he just urinated in the pitcher."
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"EFAWADH: (ON SCREEN) This new constitution"
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"...And it will turn Wadiya into a"
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"(GASPS)"
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"(BLOWING WHISTLE)"
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"MR. LAO: The double that you found is good."
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"Once that constitution is signed,"
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"What will you do with all those dollars?"
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"He's an old-fashioned movie star."
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"Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my fingers for two hundred grand!"
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"My name is Ala...son."
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"What's your last name?"
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"- Where are you taking me to? - To Brooklyn!"
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"within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework"
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"Right."
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"other than that fascist superchain Green World,"
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"that sells your nation's specialty fruit, mafroom,"
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"I pretty much haven't had a white boyfriend since high school."
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"Up on the roof, we have this amazing organic garden..."
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"I took a feminist clown workshop once."
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"Help! Help! I'm trapped under a glass ceiling!"
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"What the fuck'?"
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"There was actually very little movement."
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"and the wallet floats up."
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"It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us."
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