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Clips from New Girl - Naked (S01E01)

"- Just the roses. - What?"
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"- Just the hub, where it connects. - Get out."
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"- Fine! I thought we were best friends. - We are."
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"Apparently not."
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"- Best friends don't do this, Schmidt. - They do it all the time."
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"- You laughed? - Yeah, I couldn't help it."
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"Did you make that noise that you always make?"
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"What? I don't always make a noise."
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"Fine. I guess I missed the moment when everybody got cool about sex."
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"I really messed up."
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"Eh. Guys are simple. You know what I would do?"
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"I would just make it even. You've seen his, show him yours."
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"Heh. No. I can't do that."
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"Hey, Winston."
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"Oh, no. Oh, man. The interview? Did you mess up?"
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"No, I didn't mess up."
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"Killed it. I was amazing."
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"At one point, I was on the outside of my body watching myself be amazing."
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"- That's a good thing. - The woman asked..."
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"why I wanted to sell medical supplies. I had no answer."
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"I've done nothing but play basketball my entire life."
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""Winston Bishop is an American basketball player..."
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"Did you write the part about the ducks?"
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"I don't even like ducks that much."
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"Okay, look, man. You gotta get off Wikipedia, all right? You're going crazy."
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"I was the guy who was good enough to play in Latvia."
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"And then, one day, I don't know, man, I just lost it."
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"They found another black guy. Heh."
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"- I don't know what comes next. - You know what you do?"
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"You're gonna get up. Come on, buddy."
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"We're gonna get you out of the house, get you moving."
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"- It's gonna feel good. - Whoo! This feels good."
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"Totally. I love it."
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"You know, I think I was just scared, man."
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"I've been playing basketball my whole life."
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"What if I was wasting my time?"
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"I should have been figuring out my life like you."
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"Heh. I don't have anything figured out. I'm a fully-grown man with roommates."
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"I've got a stupid job. I'm single."
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"My best friend won't even let me see his penis."
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"I mean, my whole life is a sham."
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"Agh!"
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"- Wow, I actually feel a lot better. - Aah."
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"- Thanks, Schmidt. - Agh!"
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"Winston, my legs!"
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"- Schmidt! - I hate my life."
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"I hate making new discoveries."
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"I'm a fear-based person, apparently."
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"Stop it. Go. I need a... Call me... Give me a hug, please. 911."
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"Ow. Ow."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I'm sorry about last night, Amanda."
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"So you're, like, super into "cuddling.""
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"No, I'm not super into cuddling."
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"I'm just getting out of a relationship, and I think I got nervous."
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"I've heard that I'm not great at talking about what I'm feeling all the time..."
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"Honesty."
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"I like that."
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"- That was nice. - Ha, ha. Oh, yeah?"
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"- Okay. Yeah. - Okay. There."
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"- All right, wow! This is happening. - Yeah. Take off your pants."
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"- Okay, okay, okay. - Take your pants off."
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"- Yeah. Take them off. - You want me to take them off?"
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"- Lights on, pants off. Here we go. - Yeah. Okay."
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"- Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Ha, ha. - I'm totally cool with this. Ha, ha."
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"- Yeah. Okay. - All right."
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"Good. Ha, ha."
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"Okay."
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"- What are you doing? - What? Who is that?"
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"- Oh, my God! - What are you doing?"
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"Hi! I'm Jess. Welcome to our home."
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"We live in a world with rules."
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"We knock. We have doors."
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"- And we knock on those doors. - I'm sorry, Nick."
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"Just knock!"
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"Nick, I fee..."
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"- Put that down. - But we have to talk..."
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"Nothing to talk about."
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"I feel me too."
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"I feel Schmidt's had a particularly bad day..."
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"and I feel that if Nick is truly Schmidt's friend..."
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"I feel supported."
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"What is going on with you two?"
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"- I feel Nick is yelling. - Stop it!"
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"Yo. I just wanted to thank you for taking me running."
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"Made me feel a lot better."
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"I might not have a job or anything, but at least I can run a mile. Heh."
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"I mean, watching you try to run, yeah, that was just pathetic."
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"- I needed that. - I suffer from exercise-induced asthma."
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"You suffer from exercise-induced crying?"
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"It's a real thing, man, okay? EIA."
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"You know what I learned from the Internet?"
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"We got nothing to worry about. Everybody has their moment."
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"A bear might fall on our trampoline."
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"We don't need to have it figured out right now."
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"Our moments will come."
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"Hey, man. Let's keep bro-ing out."
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"Come in."
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"- I worked on something for you. - All right."
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"- Very good. - Thank you."
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"Um, so did Amanda call you back?"
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"- No, I don't see Amanda calling me back. - I'm sorry."
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"It's okay. Maybe you were right."
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"Maybe I'm not ready for meaningless sex with beautiful women."
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"Well, you know, maybe when you are, you'll be able to show her your other penis."
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"- Your heart penis. - Get out of my room."
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"Okay. Hey, um, ha, ha. When I was leaving in a hurry, um..."
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"everything?"
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"Yep."
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"Even my gumbo pot?"
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"Yuck. Gumbo pot? Get out!"
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"Get out, Schmidt."
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"I'm the only one who hasn't seen it."
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"I hate scary movies. Why are we watching this?"
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"Sorry. I saw it in the theater."
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"You gotta get up to speed, man. The chitchat is the interview."
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"And then, boom, he's buried in an unmarked grave."
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"whatever he or she is feeling without being judged. I'll go first. Um..."
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"who played professionally in Latvia, and he loves ducks.""
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"What are you doing?"
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