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Clips from New Girl - Naked (S01E01)

"I didn't know she was... - Where you going?"
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"It's Jess"
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"- Want me to stretch you out? - It's not a date, Schmidt."
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"- Is that a yes? - I know, right?"
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"Have you been out with anyone since Caroline?"
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"And if you have a start You must have a end"
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"Hit me with the chitchat."
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"But, um, I accidentally saw Nick's pee-pee."
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"Are you ser...? Are you serious?"
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"It's starting to look like a triple rainbow."
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"I didn't mean to laugh. I just..."
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"- Stop following me. - Then stop running away from me."
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"How can we have a mature conversation when you can't even say "penis"?"
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"Yeah, I'm the one that's immature."
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"- Means "the better black guy." - A better melno? You're the best melno."
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"- Schmidt? - My legs are seizing up."
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"and so I'm sorry about last night."
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"- Here we go. - Aah."
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"You're so hot. I can't believe you're into me."
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"- Want me to take these off? Okay. - Yeah."
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"I feel that Nick is not honoring the feeling stick."
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"he would show Schmidt what's in his pants."
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"We might get a cat one day. That cat might play the keyboard."
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"Jess, you don't have to knock once you're in the room."
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"Penis."
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"did you see..."
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"Ooh. Scary movie."
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"We're not watching this, Jess."
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"We're watching it."
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"So fun, hanging with the dudes..."
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"eating ice cream, watching scary movies."
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"We're not scared. We're dudes."
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"Shh."
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"You know what we should watch? Have you guys ever seen Fame?"
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"It's about a group of dreamers with talent to spare..."
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"taking New York City by storm, one dance number at a time."
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"The cafeteria, the street..."
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"Oh! Ugh."
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"Oh, God. That's so much blood spurting."
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"Mm. So good."
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"That guy's gonna blow himself up. Wah, wah."
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"Why would that guy blow himself up?"
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"You know what else we should watch? An American Tail."
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"It's about a little Jewish mouse with a great big heart..."
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"Hey, girl"
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"What you doing?"
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"Hey, girl"
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"Where you going?"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"- You know where you're taking her? - No."
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"Need a list of my sexiest date spots? It's been a while for you."
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"Actually, I don't know what it is. She's, uh... She's a little hard to read."
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"Wouldn't it be funny if we, like, went out? Like..."
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"- Do you want to go on a date? - Yeah."
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"We'd, like, "go for dinner," and, like, the two of us would, like, do stuff."
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"- You wanna get dinner? - I know."
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"Sometimes she's so ironic that I think she's being serious."
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"I get it. Led Zeppelin is classic, but it's no, like, Steve Miller Band."
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"Heh, Steve Miller Band? "The Joker"? Ha."
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"Oh, yeah. No, I love the Steve Miller Band."
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"Look, you've been out of the game for a while."
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"I have three date packages. They work every time."
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"Package A: Close-up magic, dinner, drinks."
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"Package B: Close-up magic, drinks."
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"Package C:"
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"Close-up magic."
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"You have a date? Fun. I wanna talk to you guys about this stuff."
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"- With Amanda. - Schmidt."
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"Amanda? From the bar?"
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"Whoa. She's a looker."
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"Hotchie-motchie!"
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"Heh. Yeah, I know how hot she is, Jess."
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"- No. - Whoa. Big deal alert."
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"Scary stuff, kids. Yeesh. Falling rocks. Bridge out. Duck."
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"- This is why I don't talk to you. - You're gonna be fine."
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"Don't worry about it, just, pfft, suck in the gut."
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"- What gut? - The little pooch..."
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"where you keep your extra cookies."
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"Unh, all right."
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"Well, if you have this rhythm You have a patch"
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"Yellowman mend it"
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"Yes, you have something Done mend it"
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"Me set it"
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"Zunggu zung gugu zung guzeng"
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"Zunggu zung gugu zung guzeng"
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"So if you have a paper You must have a pen"
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"So five plus five It equal to ten"
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"And if you have goat"
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"I had a lot of adventures in this room while you were gone, Winston."
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"- Ah. How'd the job interview go? - You know, terrible."
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"Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga TwitPic?"
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"I know Word. And I can open a document..."
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"save it, save as, print, print preview."
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"She wanted to chitchat about stuff I've never heard of."
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"I've spent the last two years of my life in Latvia."
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"I was playing ball. I didn't read the news!"
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"I have no idea what happened."
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"I've got interviews tomorrow. What'd I miss?"
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"- From the past two years? - Give me the highlights."
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"Highli... Okay. Uh, country's broke."
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"Mm-hm."
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"- Betty White's back. - Ah, Cool. Cool."
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"What about the rest of the Golden Girls?"
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"They're all dead, man."
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"Damn. You know what? Give me your computer."
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"I gotta get started, man. I'm going in."
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"So take to toy Playgirl all them call him joy"
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"You no to call Yellowman no boy"
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"You no to call John John no boy"
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"You no to take I and I to boy"
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"Zunggu zung gugu zung guzeng Watch it"
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"It is what it is."
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"Hey, Nick, can you turn down that music?"
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"- Hey, Nick, can you...? - What? What are you...?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Look at you. You're like an animal."
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"- Uh, what are you watching now? - The King's Speech and Human Centipede."
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"Next up: Precious and "David After Dentist.""
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"- You're doing a good job. - Okay, test me."
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