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Clips from New Girl - Naked (S01E01)

"Ask me anything. Chitchat. Let's go."
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"- You gotta... - Let's go! What you waiting for?"
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"- You're getting intense. - You're intense."
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"- I think you need to bring it down. - Ahem."
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"Can I talk to you for a sec? Something's happened."
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"It was totally an accident. Not a big deal."
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"I just want to do the mature thing and come clean about it."
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"- What? - What'd she say?"
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"I accidentally saw Nick's pee-pee and his bubbles."
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"But it's not a big deal."
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"Ain't no thing. Ain't no thing."
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"- Oh, Nick, hey. - Hey."
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"- So that was weird, right? - I'm running out the door, Jess."
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"- I think we should talk about it. - Talk about what?"
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"About me seeing your peen."
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"The peen what I saw."
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"Bonjour, le peen."
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"- You're blocking the door. - Okay. Cool. Have fun on your date."
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"Tell that guy to behave. Ha-ha-ha."
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"- The adventure begins. - Okay. Excuse me, Jess."
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"That was so horrible."
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"What am I gonna do? He's never gonna speak to me. I'm so embarrassed."
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"It's not a big deal. I've seen Nick's stuff a million times."
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"You have? I mean, how?"
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"We grew up together. Locker rooms, swimming pools, penis fights..."
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"it just happens. - Why haven't I seen it?"
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"- Why do you wanna see it? - He's my best friend."
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"Again, why do you wanna see it?"
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"What if Nick gets into an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured..."
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"and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts?"
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"And I'm standing there and I'm saying, "Sorry, officer, I can't help you..."
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"because, no, I haven't seen his penis.""
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"- Again, why do you wanna see it? - What did it look like?"
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"- What do you mean? - Just say when. Serious... Seriously?"
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"Okay, you know what. This is impossible. I'm starting over."
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"- Schmidt, I need your help. - Okay, all right, ugh, all right, Jess, fine."
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"- What happened after you walked in? - I don't know. I kind of laughed."
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"Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick."
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"Nick is delicate, like a flower."
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"Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself. Now, listen to me."
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"You're gonna act like this never happened."
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"We live together. We're a family. Families talk about things."
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"No. Families ignore things until they go away."
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"Hey, Mom, hey, Mom, hey, Mom. I'm a bunny, Mom. Mom!"
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"Mom, Mom, Mom. I'm a bunny, Mom. Mom!"
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"No one wants to talk about their feelings, Jess."
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"- Never talk about this again. - Okay. I'll ignore it."
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"- Not gonna talk about... - Or sing about it."
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"The bing-bong"
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"This is my chambre. Ha-ha-ha."
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"What does that mean? Ha, ha."
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"Mm. You're a good kisser. Heh."
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"Heh. Can we be serious?"
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"- Do you mind just being serious? - I'm gonna get serious on your face."
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"- Yeah, I have no idea what that means. - Ha-ha-ha."
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"Actually, let's not laugh when you're near my penis."
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"Take it off."
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"Here, just take your shirt off."
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"Uh... Here. Do you want me to go first?"
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"You're offering just to take your... Oh, my God! Look at you!"
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"Take off your clothes now."
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"President Obama."
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"Yeah, I like him to watch over me."
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"Do you, like, wanna take it slow or something?"
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"- This is nice. - Yeah."
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"Oh, my God, it's full-on!"
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"Hi, Nick."
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"So I guess your date went well."
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"Sleepover party."
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"I have something from school that, um, made me think of you."
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"It's a feeling stick."
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"Whoever's holding the feeling stick has permission to say..."
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"I feel like I wanna know what you're feeling."
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"Believe it or not, heh..."
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"that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick."
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"- I have a travel size. - No."
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"Nick, wait."
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"Nick, we have to talk about this."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm sorry I saw your doojer and your chickadees."
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"Then why did you laugh? Is there something funny about it?"
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"No. It's beautiful."
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"Stately. A real treat."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I think it's great you dance naked to Jamaican music."
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"That's really cool, you should explore your sexuality."
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"- Nick? - Excuse me."
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"Come on, Nick. I dance naked all the time!"
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"We have to talk about this!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Nick!"
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"- Nick, please talk to me. - Jess, there's nothing to talk about!"
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"You ruined my date! Every time I tried to take my clothes off, Jess..."
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"I heard your little: "Ha, ha!" Your little crazy giggle scream."
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"And all I want to do is have meaningless sex..."
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"with a beautiful woman who, yes, talks in mind-bending riddles."
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"But I can't, because I can't get your little, "Aah" out of my head."
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"Maybe you don't want meaningless sex!"
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"- Maybe that's not your style! - I have a bing-bong and chickadees."
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"It is my style."
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"I just wanna have a mature conversation."
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"I can say the word pen..."
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"- Say it. - I..."
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"- What? - Peernis."
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"You said "peernis.""
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"Penis"
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"Not singing."
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"Penis."
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"Not like a ghoul."
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"I, heh... Agh, I can say it."
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"- Pianist. - No, you said "pianist.""
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"- Enispay. - Not pig Latin."
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"- Peernis. - Okay, not in Swedish."
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"- Not in fake Italian. - Penis!"
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"Shut up!"
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"- Say it with me: Pe... - Pe..."
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"nis. ...nyear."
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"- Hey, man. - Aah!"
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"- I'm the only one who hasn't seen it. - What?"
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"- Just the gun. - No."
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