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Clips from Nathan for You - Hotel/Travel Agent (S03E03)

"So the next day, I brought them into my office"
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"To launch this, you know,"
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"I'm looking for strong couples because, you know,"
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"- Right. - So I should ask."
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"Are there any issues in the relationship at all?"
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"- I think we're pretty solid."
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"- Not really. - Okay."
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"to get into a new relationship?"
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"- [laughs] That's a-- That's--[stammers]"
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"I wouldn't be able to answer that."
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"Sometimes it's been years."
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"It's-- - The next day?"
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"- I have done it in a day."
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"- What does that mean?"
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"- Yeah. What does that mean?"
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"- No. It was separate."
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"In the same--same day,"
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"- So you had sex with one woman, then another right after?"
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"- Pretty much. - Okay."
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"So if this relationship ends,"
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"- Sure. - Okay."
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"With Laura and Sean on board,"
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"I was one step closer to my gridlock rescue service"
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"But before launching this,"
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"I needed to see if there was interest from actual commuters."
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"So I sent Sean and Laura out into rush hour traffic"
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"- Roll down your window."
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"How you doing today?"
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"My girlfriend would be more than happy"
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"to drive your car to wherever you're going."
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"You can get on the back of the bike,"
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"All right."
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"- I was surprised that people weren't receptive to my idea."
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"- Just tell me where you want to go."
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"but please don't disrespect me while I'm talking to you."
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"- People are just so scared and afraid"
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"it's really hard to open it up."
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"- Exactly."
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"But at least we could celebrate that we gave it our all"
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"as a team."
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"- What are you guys doing later tonight?"
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"- Well, I'm taking her out to get something to eat."
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"- Oh. Sounds good."
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"Would you like to-- me to come too?"
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"We could all have a--"
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"- No. I think we're good."
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"- Okay. You guys-- it's like just for you guys?"
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"- Yeah. No. I'm taking my lady out."
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"I...don't really need any company with me."
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"- Okay. Sure. I mean, I wouldn't want to be"
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"a third wheel, you know?"
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"- Oh, okay. - Yeah."
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"- Well, it's great working with you guys."
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"- Nice working with you, too. - Yes."
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"weren't that different from everyone else--"
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"- It's okay. - We've all been there."
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"and I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools"
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"Now I'm using my knowledge"
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"If you're a traveling businessman"
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"But recently, hotel manager Kenny Pang"
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"Is that what you're saying? Oh, sorry."
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"- You know, the best part is kids wouldn't see this"
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"So I got to work constructing our first isolation chamber"
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"to help me test it out under real-life circumstances."
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"So after the 30-minute group session concluded,"
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"return to Kenny with undeniable proof"
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"- Oh, is that--"
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"♪"
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"I'm thinking of using in my show."
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"in Southern California,"
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"So I recently developed a solution"
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"and eventually deliver my car to my destination."
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"to fetch gridlocked drivers at a moment's notice,"
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"that the only travel they'll be interested in planning"
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"by helping them book their funerals,"
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"she'd open up a whole new stream of revenue"
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"- Yes. - Travel agents"
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"to find out everything we could about their business model."
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"for us to make our decision."
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"she'd need to be able to offer cremation to her customers."
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"were ones that cooked pizzas."
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"so I structured a makeshift body out of dough"
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"- I'm gonna get me some water."
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"that would showcase all the new services that were available."
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"- Yeah. Okay. Yeah."
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"- Yes."
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"of gaining their interest"
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"[groans] Ugh."
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"I met a biker couple named Sean and Laura"
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"Sometimes it's been the next day, you know?"
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"becoming a reality."
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"and we'll get you there a whole lot quicker."
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"In this post-Pearl Harbor world,"
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"But, brother, I'll tell you one thing."
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"- Abso...lutely."
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"why parents don't want to have sex while on vacation"
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"I created a rainforest soundscape"
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"the Hilltop could be liable for traumatizing an innocent child."
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"by catching up on the royalty-free music tracks"
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"from coffin sales and grave plots."
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"to get Rose the information she needed,"
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"- Cremation is on the rise right now."
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"So I headed to a local biker bar"
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"- All right. - Go."
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"to what I thought was a revolutionary idea."
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"- ♪ Hot summer nights after the sun went down ♪"
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"But...it's out there."
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"So I just want to be clear with you guys."
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"I convinced Rose to pose as my dying wife"
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"- My name is Nathan Fielder,"
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"we layered the inside walls"
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"a hotel client might get into."
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"[thud] - Oh, no!"
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"to offer cremations on a budget."
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"when they come in,"
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"making sure there was no way he could get out on his own"
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"[loud moaning]"
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"that would be large enough"
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"but he seemed confident that this would work."
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"Are you married?"
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