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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Thanks, Woodhouse. This is amazing. Seriously, you outdid yourself."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, sorry about that, sir."
Archer (2009)
"Afraid I don't have the ingredients to recreate this exact breakfast, sir."
Archer (2009)
"Cookie Puss. Those guys at Carvel know what they're doing."
Archer (2009)
"Are you serious? On my...?"
Archer (2009)
"Because there's nothing special about today whatsoever, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, it's the quarterly fire drill."
Archer (2009)
"Let's go, people. Get the lead out."
Archer (2009)
"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
Archer (2009)
"I... Is that...? What...? Mother?"
Archer (2009)
"I think."
Archer (2009)
"You know my name? Sterling!"
Archer (2009)
"I believe a "thank you" is in order."
Archer (2009)
"It's a spy car? Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, is it gonna kill everybody?"
Archer (2009)
"...to the Dodge Challenger, Special Agent Edition, brought to you by Dodge."
Archer (2009)
"Featuring a 440 V-8 engine, six-speed manual transmission..."
Archer (2009)
"...and a top speed of 185."
Archer (2009)
"Corinth is famous for its leather."
Archer (2009)
"You'd better."
Archer (2009)
"Um, at all. Why not?"
Archer (2009)
"Um... Oh, God. He's got an erection."
Archer (2009)
"Not you, the car, obviously..."
Archer (2009)
"Way to think it through, Dodge."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing, Woodhouse. What do you want?"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so obviously Jeannie was stolen, and who steals cars, Woodhouse?"
Archer (2009)
"Sterling. Yes, Mother?"
Archer (2009)
"Yikes. Is my answer to your favor."
Archer (2009)
"Right, sorry, guess I'm a bad listener."
Archer (2009)
"That would be the yakuza."
Archer (2009)
"Is anybody not in here?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm not crappy. I just started."
Archer (2009)
"It's tonight. And I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"What? What."
Archer (2009)
"I am so angry at you right now."
Archer (2009)
"You? Look at them. They're furious."
Archer (2009)
"What are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"What? Nothing."
Archer (2009)
"Mother? Hi, listen, I can't really talk right now, can I call you back?"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, I'm running late, so go ahead and order me four martinis and..."
Archer (2009)
"What kind of ass would be late for his own birthday dinner?"
Archer (2009)
"The kind who'd infiltrate the yakuza?"
Archer (2009)
"Imports only."
Archer (2009)
"Where are you going? How should I know?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana's doing it too. No, she's..."
Archer (2009)
"Are you? Cyril, here, make yourself useful."
Archer (2009)
"No. The way I see it, we're the bad guys here."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up, because now we're gonna die."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, what does that mean, anyway?"
Archer (2009)
"No, it doesn't."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up, give me the gun. No."
Archer (2009)
"What are you doing here? Did you not hear my outgoing voicemail?"
Archer (2009)
"Do you mind? I'm trying to parent."
Archer (2009)
"That was for Pearl Harbor."
Archer (2009)
"I don't, um..."
Archer (2009)
"Gave it back? Wow."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, my God. So, what about his car? - Jeannie."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, my ass is everywhere."
Archer (2009)
"What are you looking at, sucker?"
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse, you sneaky old fiend."
Archer (2009)
"Happy birthday, sir."
Archer (2009)
"That's not all, sir."
Archer (2009)
"It's okay. I'll wait while you make me a new birthday breakfast not covered in garbage."
Archer (2009)
"Scraps of paper, Woodhouse, which, by definition, yes, is garbage."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, then make Nutella waffles."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it. Nutella steak and eggs?"
Archer (2009)
"Today's my shopping day."
Archer (2009)
"Why do you even bother..."
Archer (2009)
"...living?"
Archer (2009)
"No time to talk, Popeye. It's my birthday."
Archer (2009)
"Were you gonna say happy birthday? Don't bother. Happy birthday to me."
Archer (2009)
"Mm-hm."
Archer (2009)
"I wonder what the guys at the office have planned for my birthday."
Archer (2009)
"Wonder if Fudgie The Whale will be there. Or Cookie Puss. Heh, heh."
Archer (2009)
"So, what are you ladies up to? Cleaning out the stupid file room."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah? Any particular reason? Uh, it's full of shit?"
Archer (2009)
"Speaking of, is that Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"...I don't like surprises?"
Archer (2009)
"Or doing your share of work, apparently. Who likes that?"
Archer (2009)
"You'd better start, because a lot of this junk is yours. Now get to work."
Archer (2009)
"Your what? My never mind."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I wouldn't say that."
Archer (2009)
"Uh... Wait, really?"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Hang on, does nobody seriously know what today is?"
Archer (2009)
"Tuesday? The Rapture?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on, people. Look alive."
Archer (2009)
"I never remember it taking so long."
Archer (2009)
"Maybe that's because you never remember anything. So..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"Surprise."
Archer (2009)
"Happy birthday, dear."
Archer (2009)
"I..."
Archer (2009)
"Ow."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I can feel it."
Archer (2009)
"I can feel your power."
Archer (2009)
"What's that? You want me inside you?"
Archer (2009)
"Sterling."
Archer (2009)
"Hm? Oh. Oh, sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Mother, oh, my God. Yes, thank you."
Archer (2009)
"And not just... Well, mostly me, of course, but Dr. Krieger helped too."
Archer (2009)
"Well, only if by "helped" you mean..."
Archer (2009)
"...oversaw the design of the world's most insanely kick-ass spy car."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I'm like a magnet."
Archer (2009)
"Press that red button? - I..."
Archer (2009)
"Press that blue button?"
Archer (2009)
"Welcome, Mr. Archer..."
Archer (2009)
"It does know my name."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks, Dodge!"
Archer (2009)
"Heavy-duty suspension, run-flat tires..."
Archer (2009)
"...bulletproof body panels and windows..."
Archer (2009)
"...anti-pursuit countermeasures in the rear."
Archer (2009)
"It makes the Mach 5 look like a vagina."
Archer (2009)
"The interior boasts mil-spec GPS..."
Archer (2009)
"...satellite communications, hi-fi stereo..."
Archer (2009)
"...rich Corinthian leather."
Archer (2009)
"And, of course..."
Archer (2009)
"Bar is to be stocked with non-alcoholic beverages."
Archer (2009)
"Dodge cannot stress this enough. Never drink and drive."
Archer (2009)
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