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Clips from Devious Maids - Getting Out the Blood (S01E01)

"Are you saying that my client is the father?"
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"I can't help you."
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"Do me a favor and listen to it, okay?"
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"You didn't call an ambulance?"
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"I have this maid."
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"And I want to do something nice for her."
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"I'm gonna fly to Mexico and go get her little boy."
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"Why don't you just shut up?!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"You know what? I'm not really hungry anymore."
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"Just say, "no comment.""
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"Naturally, we'd pay you."
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"As much as $10,000."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Carmen, let's go."
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"Carmen?"
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"How do you know that?"
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"Oh."
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"Closet."
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"How do you bury skeletons in a closet?"
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"What happened?"
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"- No! - Oh, yeah."
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"When did this happen?"
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"I found a gray hair!"
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"- This is Phillipe, right? - Mm-hmm. Yes it is."
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"and let the world know you're a happy gay boy."
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"And before you know it, you'll be the belle of the balls... ball."
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"Ball."
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"Why are you asking me this?"
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"Have you heard something? Are people talking about me?"
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"That's why I know you're gonna make it."
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"You're thinking that this is too fast."
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"But I can be divorced from Peri within the month."
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"And I'm pretty sure I smell like bug spray."
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"I'm asking you to spend all of eternity with me."
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"No."
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"They really put up a fight, huh?"
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"I was waiting to make sure we had the house to ourselves."
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"Good. 'Cause next time I'll hit back."
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"There's a tape, dad. I saw it."
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"She was killed two days later."
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"So what?"
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"Oh, it's okay."
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"Flora said you raped her."
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"And when I introduced myself, she realized I was your father."
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"Did something happen?"
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"I can't."
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"It's messed up."
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"They need assistants, and he's got a year of pre-med."
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"Well, he can love you when he gets back."
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"Can I pay you a compliment?"
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"That's why I like being in love."
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"Is he your favorite of all my husbands?"
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"but Zoila doesn't approve of this marriage."
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"There's also been some tension between Phillipe and Remi."
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"So what's it like the second time around?"
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"Is Spence back?"
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"That would give us a chance to talk."
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"That does not get you a hug."
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"It's not really for you. It's for Miguel."
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"Oh."
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"The studio has agreed"
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"And good people do stuff like this."
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"Yes!"
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"See, I knew there'd be a hug."
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"I want to wear it on the plane."
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"I'm so glad."
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"Bye."
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"No reason."
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"something that you would care about,"
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"Hey, you. Hey."
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"Hey. What's wrong?"
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"Nothing. Uh..."
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"That's very Norman Rockwell of you."
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"And I'm feeling... I don't know..."
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"I am begging you."
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"keep us from being happy."
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"Well, if you count the jet"
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"and make love to me with wild passionate abandon."
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"And I'm sorry, but I need to be loved."
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"I just don't want to touch you."
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"Hey."
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"Hi."
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"You look good."
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"No. You look good."
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"You sound surprised."
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"The music division?"
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"Go ahead."
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"So I'm gonna make it happen for you."
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"I'm gonna make you a star."
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"I-I-I don't want to be a music agent."
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"It's not that I don't want to have a career. It's just..."
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"I just want you."
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"Fame and success would be nice."
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"It's possible. I think we should talk to her."
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"Let me do some research."
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"But that could take months."
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"and pick up Miguel."
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"Look, I'll talk to her, and once I get Miguel back..."
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"- Mr. Delatour? - How are you doing, Al?"
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"We didn't think you'd be up this early."
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"Are the two of you back together?"
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"I wouldn't mind if you did."
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"Oh. Thank you so much."
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"Go to the wine cellar and get some champagne."
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"Yeah, don't I know it, man."
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"I think we need to go to the D.A."
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"Self-defense. I can negotiate a deal."
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"I've already taken care of it."
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"You don't want to know."
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"You're not planning something stupid, are you?"
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"Hey."
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"And now I'm gonna talk to you."
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"Valentina has wanted to be a designer"
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"since she was a child."
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"I could see the talent even then."
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"But if you love her,"
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"I've written a note."
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"And I'll be the one she won't forgive."
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"They should be here any second."
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