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Clips from NewsRadio - Space (S03E03)

"Yes, that looks perfect."
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"I'm Phil Hartman, Bill McNeal of TV's NewsRadio."
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"only tune in from time to time by accident..."
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"What if NewsRadio took place in outer space?"
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"Now, some people out there might hear this idea and say,"
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""Outer space, why?""
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""Outer space, why not?""
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"And so, without further ado,"
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"in outer space."
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"Thank you."
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"Acknowledged."
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"Good morning."
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"Acknowledged. Can you shut that off?"
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"Why would you want to--?"
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"Well, anyway, you know, we've been going out together"
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"Beth, can this wait?"
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"We are in the middle of something."
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"I can't hear you."
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"I said, this warning light came on,"
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"I never get tired of that one."
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"Well, have Joe take a look at it."
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"No! Ugh! Oh, sorry."
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"Well, she's not just a robot, she's my girlfriend."
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"Looks like...she's on the fritz again."
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"Isn't that just like a woman?"
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"Every time I wanna have"
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"She's usually pretty nice, though."
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"the Robots, the Robots, the Robots..."
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"You have the worst morning breath in recorded history."
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"What do you want? I was out for 83 years."
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"Hey, sweetie."
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"I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long."
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"Well..."
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"Whoa!"
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"They don't grow on trees. You know, trees?"
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"What are these things, "trees" you speak of?"
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"What is that?"
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"Oh, you're here to talk about the budget, aren't you?"
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"We-- We are way, way over budget here."
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"[COMPUTER BEEPING]"
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"for our oxygen supply."
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"No, I think that if we were to reduce our oxygen supply..."
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"Old wives' tale."
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"[PEN SCRATCHES]"
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"Bill and Katherine reading the space news, right?"
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"in suspended animation for 50, 60 years."
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"Uh, they're never gonna go for it."
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"Yeah, well, we'll see about that."
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"Now, let's... Let's get serious here."
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"Ah!"
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"[PAPER CRINKLING]"
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"Ah..."
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"WOMAN: Hello."
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"Not bad. Mm-hmm."
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"No way! What?"
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"Okay, then. What was it you wanted"
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"Ninety-eight years."
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"Table. Well, w-w-wait a second."
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"to start talking-- Talking about...it."
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"Dave, we've been talking about it for 30 years."
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"I'll just requisition a relocation vessel"
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"Your space pod?"
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"Uh, I'm sorry, but I-I just sort of--"
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"I, you know-- I just sort of assumed"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"In Sector 12?"
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"Why would I possibly wanna live in Sector 12?"
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"Yeah, well, at least Sector 12 is a safe area."
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"COMPUTER: In or out, Lisa? In or out?"
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"Shut up."
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"You sure you don't want me to call"
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"Nah, I'm all right."
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"Oh, really? So, what's wrong with it?"
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"Can't seem to find any wires."
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"[MATTHEW & IRENE SIGH]"
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"Oh, those two make me sick."
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"Ah, the freak's happy. Leave him alone."
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"But does he have to be so cutesy?"
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"And who designed those?"
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"Can you hand me the pliers, please? Yeah."
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"Now available in vanilla-nut flavor."
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"So for a tasty treat that's good to eat,"
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"Soylent Green,"
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"We'll be back after this."
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"Sure. Then I wake up and find out that innocent, little Kathy"
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"I don't think so."
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"This is going to take forever."
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"Fortunately, Lord Vader escaped without harm."
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"[♪]"
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"[BREATHING RAPIDLY]"
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"Besides, my space pod is so much bigger."
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"[AIR ROARING]"
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"you're hitting with a hammer."
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"You're sure you know what you're doing?"
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"Ah, I'll go with you. I gotta clear my head."
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"Venus. Cool."
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"What do you mean, "with a human"?"
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"Do you have any..."
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"What is this thing, "homeys," you speak of?"
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"Aliens. Great."
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"Oh, come on, Dave. It's just a little alien."
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"Sir, you might wanna get to the air lock."
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"Here we go."
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"LISA: Sir, that stuff will eat through your shoe."
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"Boom. Game over, man."
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"for that Governor Spacetaki interview."
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"It'll be on your console in the morning."
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"Here you go, Dave. Oh, that's very nice."
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"Yeah, it's a cookbook."
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"You're welcome, you're welcome."
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"Well, I couldn't quite fix it."
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"And if we don't?"
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"[MUMBLING]"
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"blowin' the stations to bits and killin' everybody."
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"JIMMY: Ah, Joe."
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"All right. How long do we have?"
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"About five minutes."
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"COMPUTER: Thermonuclear meltdown will commence"
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"in T-minus three minutes and counting."
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