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Clips from 30 Rock - Hogcock!/Last Lunch (S07E07)

"Not a lot of people watched it,"
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"♪ I will never forget you, rural juror ♪"
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"♪ I'll always be glad I met you, rural juror ♪"
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"Oh, my God, yes! Do that!"
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"I have amnesia!"
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"She'll be like, What?"
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"Lemon, it's Jack. Don't forget Tracy's birthday."
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"Is that right, Miss Lemon?"
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"Yes, sir. It's based on stories my great-grandmother told me."
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"and it will be replacing Kabletown's, uh, kitten in spaghetti."
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"and you were in a wedding dress dancing with one of his suits."
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"And wet! And, sure, okay, I thought I'd have a job right now."
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"Last name: Jordan."
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"If the Democratic Party controlled Congress,"
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"with your endless hand-wringing and feelings."
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"On behalf of the network, Ms. Maroney,"
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"Listen to this."
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"Come on, Tray, leave the dancers alone."
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"We have no idea, Liz."
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"Working with you was hard, Tracy."
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"- You are. - it's understandable."
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"Nancy, I know this is unconventional,"
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"At least I think he was saying nougats."
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"I do have a parting gift for you, Lemon --"
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"Lemon, all Colleen said is that she wanted me to be happy,"
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"all with a red exclamation point?"
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"He's been giving his stuff away all day."
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"I'd switch places with any of you. And I have amazing cheekbones."
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"Really?! When was that an option?!"
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"And now we're not anymore."
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"Elizabeth."
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"♪ The whir and the purr of a twirler girl ♪"
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"I'm gonna hold him down."
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"Woman, writer, New York."
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"He's crying one minute, happy the next, giving away all his stuff."
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"Nakamura-san, we at NBC would love to adapt your game show"
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"- I'm sorry, the what? - At the end of Act Two..."
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"Time for an ASS attack."
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"I know what it is to blow up overnight."
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"My God, this will change elder care forever."
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"So? He promised me he'd always be there for me no matter what."
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"You're an adult, Lemon. You didn't have to listen to me."
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"I love you, too, Jack."
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"I wrote it on flypaper."
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"Good morning, Mr. Donaghy."
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"Not really. You know Liz. She can hold a grudge."
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"Oh, no."
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"♪ Rural juror ♪"
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"and they give you soup."
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"I know. I'm a terrible mother."
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"we will be a perfect company."
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"Snowicane White Lady Name Like Dorva Or Something."
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"Did the doctor that prescribes your antidepressants go to jail, too?"
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"It's a motivational tool I used back at GE,"
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"instead of penis punches."
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"I'll be the one wearing a purple sweater"
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"I die?"
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"Kenneth, since we last spoke, I've been in a spiral --"
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"porking in that prison basement was wicked awesome."
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"You Eastern-European-knockoff Mr. Potato Heads!"
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"Get out! Get out of our lives!"
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"What did you do to Al Roker to make him to do that?"
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"Let's just say his wife is on the board of a children's hospital,"
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"You're all so beautiful."
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"We can't break him, Liz. He's not human!"
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"Yeah, you're not that young, either. Get down, please."
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"Am I crying?"
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"♪ We are young! ♪"
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"You let people see you with a glass in your hand."
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"I sure hope so, Tray."
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"Yeah, that's what they'll say."
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"♪ I'll always be glad I met you, rural juror ♪"
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"♪ She would the world were demurer ♪"
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"♪ One fervid whirl over her turgid error ♪"
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"I was throwing a tantrum in the makeup room..."
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"It's beneath me."
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"So, you hate work."
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"an upward spiral."
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"by having to come down here and listen to us."
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"and you kept coming up!"
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"The only thing that can stop this show is an act of God."
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"on our terms."
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"most of Tan Penis Island was destroyed in Sting's house fire."
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"Hey, Liz."
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"and tonight is everyone's chance to say good-bye."
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"Wonderful! I'll need 10 pianos."
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"Where's Tracy?!"
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"I'm sorry, is that the white lady's way"
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"I love you and I'm gonna miss you."
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"[Gasps 1 Oh, my God!"
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"Tracy and Jenna, please set yourselves for The Hitlersons."
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"What?! I thought you were gonna kill yourself!"
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"Try not to blame yourself."
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"Although I've only been on this boat a minute,"
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"♪ Turned the bird's word lurid ♪"
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"It's the best idea I've ever had!"
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"Meep-meep! Peowwww!"
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"Original poster:"
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"Go home to your wife and eight beautiful children."
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"I'll come back, L.L."
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