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Clips from 30 Rock - Hogcock!/Last Lunch (S07E07)

"Lemon-Chros family, let's not be late."
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"Janet, shoes and socks."
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"on the Upper West Side?"
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"She's eight."
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"Why don't you get educated, Double Hitler?!"
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"which studies show cause homosexuality."
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"Gentlemen, yesterday I moved Kabletown's customer service"
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"We're now providing the same level of service to our subscribers"
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"at zero the cost."
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"This is a Six Sigma Wheel of Domination."
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"Once this circle is completely filled in,"
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"And then we'll be able to get even better trophy wives..."
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"- half-Asian ones! - Oh."
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"Iran this morning for 30 minutes."
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"and I am its high priest"
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"looking down on the swinish multitude."
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"And even those who hate me, the unwashed socialist horde,"
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"even they must acknowledge me..."
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"Yo, Ken, I need you to do something for me!"
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"Hey, Kenneth!"
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"Just thought I'd come up and say hi to the new president of NBC!"
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"a woman writer living in New York --"
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Good-bye forever, you factory-reject dildos."
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"Sir, I know this is my office,"
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"As I was taught in Six Sigma:"
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"with my ASS."
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"Oh, my God, I'm so sick of listening to you stay-at-home moms whine."
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"I did. But I got fired."
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"who wrote, Better get on yo' job, tell 'em,"
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"Well, I don't know what to say. I guess some people are idiots."
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"Then why don't you do something about it?"
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"Gladly, friend-o. Riverside Park."
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"Hippo Playground. 10 minutes."
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"and wrapping a baby swing around some skank's neck."
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"Kabletown shares closing at a new high today."
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"CEO Jack Donaghy, who rang the opening bell last week,"
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"Now I am the sensei!"
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"Joining us this hour is my new co-host, The Colonel."
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"♪ This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine ♪"
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"But she is wicked hot."
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"Elisa, what do you say?"
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"Wait, what?"
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"Slate it!"
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"And... action!"
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"I am going to the City of Angels, a veterinary hospital"
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"Or that one where your hands are spiders."
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"Hand Spiders!"
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"I do like ignoring your questions while I try to watch TV."
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"Except I don't have an office to go back to."
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"- You mean computer? - Whatever!"
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"What am I, my son's piano recital?!"
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"Only Kenneth!"
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"We were doing just fine before Kenneth ever got here!"
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"You wanted to see me, sir?"
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"into a delicious vanilla-caramel sex swirl,"
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"but I did it... and I got rid of their accents."
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"Oh, Jack,"
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"So who's happy now, Parcell?"
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"And answer it."
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"I am, you string cheese with a tooth stuck in it!"
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"America doesn't want to see me."
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"He's... Hardly Working."
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"Well, it turns out Mr. Jordan's TGS contract"
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"Excuse me, ma'am, do you need a wheelchair to baggage claim?"
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"I will return to my first love -- Broadway!"
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"Why haven't you come to see me?!"
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"I tried, sir, but no one answered."
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"I know. I'm sorry. I would never break a promise."
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"Kenneth, I need you to take back your promise."
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"When I got big, a lot of people from my past wanted stuff from me,"
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"and, well..."
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"I don't want to be that person for you."
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"I release you."
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"Thank you, sir!"
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"I'd love to help you, Lemon, but I don't think I can."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because I felt nothing."
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"Pelosi, Maddow, Baldwin."
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"It should have been the greatest moment of my life."
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"but I'm not going to,"
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"I don't know anymore."
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"Maybe I'll buy a boat."
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"you didn't know what you were talking about."
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"You're just an alcoholic with a great voice."
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"You made me buy into this whole life!"
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"and you've quit and we're all going our separate ways."
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"Yes, that pretty much sums it up."
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"Yes!"
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"This last episode is gonna be a hot mess."
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"How so?"
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"Liz, Tracy has landed."
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"Seven years, and Tracy never changed."
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"Well, whatever sideways nonsense Tracy tries to pull,"
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"I'm gonna hold him down like that machine Kathy Geiss invented"
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"So, one last show. Pretty crazy, huh?"
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"Who is... The Picker?"
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"So, alphabetically after Lemon comes --"
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"Hello, Lemon."
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"Leave work, get in your purple Bentley,"
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"and be home with your sharks"
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"Everybody back to work!"
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"Aw, jeez!"
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"and they need a celebrity to host their annual gala,"
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"After tonight, I feel like Lemon and I could go our separate ways"
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"And with people, forget about it."
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"We dated for a year!"
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"The past few months have been really hard."
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"more than half of us."
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"by picking a new name."
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"Gladly."
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"He's in a really bad place."
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"Like when Mickey Rourke --"
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"What do you want me to do, Jenna --"
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"It goes by so fast."
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"What the what?"
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"I know I don't normally say much, but --"
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"So isn't this technically season eight?"
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"You changed your name to Aardvark?!"
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"A perfect song!"
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