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Clips from 30 Rock - Hogcock!/Last Lunch (S07E07)

"would be the final straw?"
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"He killed himself because of me!"
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"This is like what happened with my gynecologist all over again!"
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"His phone! I can track his phone!"
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"Go to YouTube and search"
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"Hamlet the mini pig goes down stairs."
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"Good-bye forever."
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"Tracy and Jenna, please set yourselves."
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"Tracy..."
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"My baloney, in all honesty..."
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"I'm going out for cigarettes now, and I'll be home in 15 minutes."
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"My good side for camer-ah."
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"Jack! Wait!"
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"There's so much to live for!"
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"Don't you want to know how Mad Men ends?!"
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"Or Don goes to work for Peggy!"
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"Hello, Lemon."
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"That was the idea. It was extreme but necessary."
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"I didn't want to be just another person on your grudge list."
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"Which reminds me -- why am I still seeing new Top Chefs"
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"with that bald salad-ruiner?!"
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"I had 10 hours to force you to confront the soul-crushing horror"
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"I didn't lie when I said I was going away."
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"I'm off to discover what makes me happy."
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"I have to find my bliss --"
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"How long will you be gone?"
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"As long as it takes to figure out what's next."
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"I've already realized two things about myself."
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"And two -- I do know one thing"
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"that has made me happy these last seven years."
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"Lemon, there is a word, a once-special word"
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"that's been tragically co-opted by the romance-industrial complex."
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"So I am going to use this word to describe how I feel about you"
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"in the way that our Anglo-Saxon forefathers would have used it"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Jenna Maroney."
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"♪ The Irma Luhrmer-Merman murder ♪"
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"♪ Rural juror ♪"
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"This is just the start, Lemon."
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"Imagine the insights months on this boat will yield."
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"The next time you see me, I'll be a new man."
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"I'm turning around! Clear dishwashers!"
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"- What?! - Clear dishwashers!"
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"Thank God I took that boat trip."
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"♪ I will never forget you, rural juror ♪"
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"♪ fluuuurm ♪"
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"Oh, damn it, I practiced this!"
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"Hi, buddies."
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"Wait, you're Sam?"
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"Don't. Even. Say it."
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"I want to thank the brilliant Kevin Grisham,"
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"Hey, what are you doing?! They called my name!"
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"See you later, suckers!"
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"Hey, Lemon ice, can I call you back?"
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"My dad finally came back from getting cigarettes!"
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"I'm your new second assistant."
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"Wait, you're Sam?!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I know."
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"I'm sorry, what's a girl's bike? Is that like a girl doctor?"
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"Jack Donaghy's office."
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"Does that include dry heaving?"
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"He has a degree in ethnomusicology from Wesleyan,"
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"Hogcock!"
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"You know, I'm reminded of something Yoda once said."
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"Hmm. Ohh."
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"But we thought maybe contestants could win money"
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"Ken!"
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"Well, I hope it's with NBC!"
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"I will stop being an actress"
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"Analyze, Strategize, Succeed --"
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"Mr. Parcell's in a meeting."
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"For your information, some people like work."
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"So bundle up, everyone."
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"But if I'm dead, how can I become a recurring character?"
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"Let's do this!"
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"Word is, cleaning lady found her early this morning."
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"Good-bye forever, you soup line at a gay homeless shelter!"
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"Crisstopher Rick Chros. Are you kidding me?"
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"You said you had amazing cheekbones!"
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"You're... the dad."
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"It's how our family is supposed to work."
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"He loves his family, but he hates the rat race."
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"And while we're naming things,"
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"Work is never going to make you happy, Lemon."
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"Well, people are who they are, Liz."
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"Why would it?"
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"to staaaalllll juuuuusssst lonnnnnng eeeeenoughhhhh --"
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"Not me."
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"For your information,"
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"I mean, obviously we've had disagreements before,"
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"Come on, you can't pretend I don't exist!"
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"Okay, how about this?"
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"And you weren't here, Lutz."
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"Good-bye, Long Hair Guy. Good-bye, Richard Esposito."
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"Um, guys?"
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"What, woman?! Speak!"
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"Stop trying to cheer me up! I need to feel sad!"
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"Just bury the necklace and move on."
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"Plan it slowly over eight or nine years."
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"And then, when it's go time,"
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"Instead, the day before it goes down, you deposit $70."
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"Why aren't you smiling bravely while Tracy tells you"
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"for the fun of ruining everyone's chance to say good-bye?"
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"Now on stage, feast your eyes on the Skank Train!"
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"Look, Tray, it's not good-bye forever."
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"So you lie to them."
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"But because the human heart"
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"is not properly connected to the human brain,"
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"Brutally honest."
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"So you'll come do the show?"
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"But we're gonna watch this first."
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"Ride the train."
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"Brian Williams needs a mirror on the floor of his bathroom."
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"Cerie, you heard the man."
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"I did see him drinking."
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"Don't worry, Lemon."
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"And I would hate to use it here and have you think"
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"that I am suggesting any kind of romantic sentiment,"
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"or your enemy's skull... split."
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"Thank you, America! That's our show."
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