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Clips from 30 Rock - Hogcock!/Last Lunch (S07E07)

"Which means we start over at the beginning of the alphabet!"
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"So the new Picker is..."
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"- Me! - What?! No!"
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"Lutz isn't first!"
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"That's insane!"
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"Shhhhhhh."
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"Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh."
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"Blimpie's."
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"So, have you picked out a song for tonight, Ms. Maroney?"
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"As I'm sure you know, I have returned to my first love, Broadway,"
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"in a musical adaptation of the film of the novel The Rural Juror."
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"my character, Constance Justice, sings the title song."
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"It's a tearful goodbye to her true love, Norman Blurder, the Rural Juror."
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"It sounds emotional!"
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"♪ I will never forget you, rural juror! ♪"
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"What? What is that face?"
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"I don't know, Ms. Maroney. It just seems like you're faking it."
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"Well, of course I am. I'm an ac-tor."
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"And acting is all cheap tricks that any child or monkey could do."
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"To act drunk, you just wear two different size heels."
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"And to cry, you just clutch a shard of broken glass."
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"Ms. Maroney, this is the end of TGS."
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"You need to show real emotion."
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"Hmm."
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"Real emotion."
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"It's not really my thing."
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"Maybe if I had something to be sad about."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"After tonight, you may not see any of us ever again."
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"Then I guess you'll have to figure out"
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"Well, that's not going to be easy, Kenneth,"
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"Why are you wearing that weird necklace?"
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"Okay. Why are you wearing Jack's watch?"
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"Why is he acting so crazy?"
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"We've all been there."
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"Jack has never quit anything in his life."
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"Thing is, any fool can kill himself. You know what a real man does?"
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"Fakes his own death. But you gotta be smart."
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"no big withdrawals from your bank account."
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"What the hell are you talking about?!"
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"Oh, sorry. Work."
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"Y'all get my fax?"
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"Sweet, funny Elizabeth."
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"You're coming to the show tonight, right?"
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"I'll be watching."
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"Not sure from where, but I'll be with you... in spirit."
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"What's going on?"
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"your butt looks like two slippery hams?"
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"I've been so distracted lately."
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"Grizz just found out his uncle"
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"I'm gonna be a real fish out of water!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"What is that?! Does everyone see that?!"
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"Did he promise you some of the $30 million?"
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"Wait, what?!"
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"It's the closest thing he has to hiding out in a church."
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"[Gasps 1 Oh."
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"I'll tell you why!"
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"Because for seven years, you have yelled at me"
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"'cause I was Lutz --"
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"dumb, old, uncool, part-Inuit, bisexual, 51-year-old Lutz."
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"Well, today, I am The Picker!"
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"And I want you to feel what I've felt for the last seven years --"
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"And when that sandwich slides out of you in a week, look at it!"
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"Cerie, for lunch today, I would like to pick Blimpie's."
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"No! No!"
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"Cerie, sushi from Nobu 57,"
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"dessert from Make My Cake in Harlem."
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"I don't even get your play here, Tray. You're in breach now."
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"You stay here, you don't get the money."
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"So you're just doing this for no reason at all,"
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"I'm doing this because I don't Want to say good-bye to everyone."
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"Anybody who's ever left me in my life just left --"
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"my dad going to get a pack of smokes and never coming back,"
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"all those foster parents talking about adopting me and never did."
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"I don't want tonight's show to happen"
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"because I don't know how to say good-bye, Liz Lemon."
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"I've enjoyed working with you,"
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"and I'm sure we'll get to do it again sometime."
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"And we're all gonna stay friends."
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"of saying I'm going out to get cigarettes?"
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"'Cause that good-bye was atrocious."
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"Fine! Well, I guess there's a reason people don't say honest good-byes."
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"people freak out and they act crazy."
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"They pick fights, and they pick Blimpie's,"
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"and I don't know what Pete's doing!"
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"But if you want a hardcore truth good-bye..."
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"Okay."
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"And we're probably not gonna hang out after this."
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"You'll say that you're gonna invite me to your house,"
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"and it's never gonna happen."
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"and I'll forget to call."
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"You frustrated me and you wore me out."
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"But tonight might be it."
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"I like that."
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"Ride the train, ladies!"
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"Kenneth, what are you doing?!"
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"I guess you want that if you have a glass toilet."
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"But the shows over after tonight, so what do you care?"
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"But... my mirror."
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"I have no way to see if I'm crying!"
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"Last lunch!"
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"No Lutz!"
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"No Lutz!"
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"Cupcake sandwich!"
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"Lutz, the food is here. Come eat --"
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"Oh, God! Cover the food!"
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"Blimpie's."
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"I was thinking about what you said earlier,"
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"how people get sloppy when they fake their own deaths."
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"The trick is to wait for the right moment --"
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"a day when it makes sense to have a drink or two."
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"I don't know, maybe a sad occasion"
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"Oh, God, that idiot! What did he do?!"
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"There is no cause for alarm."
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"You are watching my video suicide note."
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"How were you to know that I was in such a dark place"
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"that the smallest thing --"
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"for example, a close friend's refusal to reconcile --"
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