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Clips from 30 Rock - Hogcock!/Last Lunch (S07E07)

"Look, if you want someone to blame, blame yourself."
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"You're the one who wormed your way into my brain"
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"I used to be a shark, and then you un-shark-ulated me."
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"I called you up here for one meeting seven years ago,"
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"So we ruined each other. Good to know."
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"You know, it's for the best that my show is over"
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"I guess you and I were just a boss and his employee."
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"There! You're no longer special to him!"
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"Put your helmet on, Pete."
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"If TGS doesn't do one more show, Tracy gets $30 million."
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"Oh, NBC."
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"The same company that suggested we get flush buddies to save water."
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"Of course he has, because if he didn't --"
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"He'd be in breach of contract and wouldn't get the money."
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"Which means he's gonna try to find another way to ruin the show."
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"This is Dan Silversmith with Carolina Mutual."
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"I can't talk right now. I'm with a customer."
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"that hugs old people."
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"Whoops. Nope."
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"Hello, Tracy."
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"Indeed, Elizabeth. I hope nothing goes wrong."
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"I mean, you're here, fulfilling your contract."
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"Sure am, L.L."
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"Or if some genius figured out a way"
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"No! Nice try!"
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"Get that out of here!"
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"It's the final showdown, Tray."
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"You're gonna have to do better than that."
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"The night is young, and neither are you."
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"Okay. Thank you, everybody, for coming in on such short notice."
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"I know some of you have already gotten other jobs."
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"Anyway..."
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"We have been given a second chance to end this right,"
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"So... what are we going to order for our last free lunch?"
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"- Momofuku! - Guy Fieri's restaurant ironically!"
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"Nothing, thank you."
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"Cerie, whose turn is it to choose lunch today?"
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"You picked last time, Liz."
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"Blimpie's!"
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"- Come on, Lutz! - Solve this, Frank!"
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"What are you doing here? I thought you quit."
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"In the cushions of my couch I found this customer-loyalty card"
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"to a place called Blazer Barn."
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"I assume it's yours."
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"Thank you."
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"It's Manhattan's largest out-of-business women's blazer dump."
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"Look, I didn't like the way we ended things yesterday."
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"Yeah, I've got a lot of work to do."
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"I'm sorry we argued, but I'm not myself lately."
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"L-I quit the job I worked my entire life to get"
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"and now I feel... adrift."
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"No! We're not doing this."
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"Today is the last TGS ever."
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"The point is, I'm going away, probably for a long time."
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"I assume that's code for a billionaire soul-searching trip"
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"to Tan Penis Island."
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"Have fun."
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"We're at the end here, Lemon. We shouldn't hold grudges."
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"...are encouraged to take this storm severely seriously."
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"Wait, where are you guys going?"
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"Sorry, Liz. We gotta get out of here before the roads close."
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"There's a snowicane coming!"
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"...especially midtown Manhattan"
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"between Saks Fifth Avenue and the Variety Deli."
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"Oh, no! That's right where We are!"
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"According to the National Weather Service,"
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"you should, and I quote,"
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"before the tri-state area gets slammed by what is being called"
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"and I threatened to do it!"
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"Do you understand how selfish you're being?"
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"Our crew has been together for seven years,"
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"So get up on that stage and cut the B.S.!"
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"But I promised Barbra Streisand I'd never stab her again!"
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"Jenna..."
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"you've been friends with Lemon for a long time."
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"- She and I had an argument yesterday. - Really?"
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"Did Liz scream in your face? Did you pin her up against the wall?"
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"Were your shirts wet with rain?"
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"but this... feels different."
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"and never see each other again. Is that crazy?"
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"She did want me to cancel Top Chef"
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"because Colicchids lunch place"
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"changed the toppings on her favorite salad."
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"She's never stayed friends with an ex."
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"When Conan dumped her, she dropped him forever."
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"We were gonna lose our virginity to each other!"
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"Now I'll never lose it!"
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"And her friends? She'll cut people off for doing nothing."
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"I'm afraid to even tell her that I Frenched her dad on New Year's."
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"I don't know what to do. I've lost so much already."
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"And now Lemon!"
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"You see, I don't have that many people in my life."
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"I spent Christmas alone in the Hamptons,"
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"drinking Scotch and throwing firecrackers at Billy Joel's dog!"
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"I'm just in a really bad place,"
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"and I don't know how much more I can take!"
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"Daddy, please stop crying!"
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"I printed out the Blimpie's menu."
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"Yesterday, a bunch of us came in to clean out our desks,"
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"Yes! A quorum!"
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"And lunch rule precedent stipulates that disputes will be resolved"
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"Toofer, the can!"
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"What the hell? It's stuck to me. Oh, God! And it's Lutz!"
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"Why is it so sticky?!"
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"I'm five steps ahead of you, you sons of bitches!"
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"Blimpie's!"
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"Liz, have you seen Jack today?"
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"He just came into my dressing room and started crying."
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"Okay, I can't do this anymore. I've never met Mickey Rourke."
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"shut down the show to make Jack feel better about bailing on me?"
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"I'm just really worried. And if you won't do anything, I will."
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"I think you should sing at the end of the show tonight."
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"Good luck with, uh, Jake!"
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"Does everybody have to be crazy today?!"
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"Beloved coworkers!"
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"Oh, life."
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"We barely look at each other."
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"I didn't realize all this was going on!"
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"Good-bye. Good-bye, world."
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"Well, officially the show was cancelled two weeks ago."
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