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Clips from 30 Rock - Hogcock!/Last Lunch (S07E07)

"for American audiences."
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"Tray, Ken can't do stuff for you anymore."
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"He's president of the network now."
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"Sometimes things change."
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"And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time"
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"and suck at carrying boxes!"
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"Well, can I get you anything -- chickpeas, moonshine, turtle meat?"
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"I'm good."
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"You know, I was with NBC for seven years."
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"And even though right now I'm concentrating on being a mom --"
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"You've always had the body for it!"
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"...at some point down the road I do plan on getting back to work."
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"Because we have hiring quotas!"
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"Okay, well, I actually think there might be a show in my life:"
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"Those are all on my list of TV No-No Words."
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"See, I think audiences just want to laugh"
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"and forget about their problems when they watch TV."
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"They don't want to watch some angry New York crankypants..."
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"make that face! Exactly!"
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"I want to make shows that people actually want to watch!"
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"Shows where a guy gets a drink thrown in his face"
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"and then he turns to his dog and says, Don't. Even. Say it."
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"[Giggles 1 To his dog!"
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"Okay, well, I think TV can be successful"
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"without sacrificing quality."
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"- Tsk-tsk-tsk! - Ah, there it is."
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"Okay, well, if that's what you want,"
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"maybe I shouldn't bring my ideas to NBC."
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"I'll go to cable,"
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"where you can swear and really take time to let moments la--"
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"You will never believe what just happened to me!"
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"Where is my color?!"
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"I will have you queens fired!"
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"I will tell the other gays your real ages!"
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"I'll be..."
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"ignored by my friends?"
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"No one paid any attention to --"
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"Stop ignoring me!"
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"This is an actor announcement!"
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"The show's over, so you're not technically an actor anymore."
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"How dare you, you rotting pear?"
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"when the Earth stops spinning on Kabbalah Monster's fingernail."
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"The only thing that's stopping is this show."
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"And from now on,"
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"Jenna Maroney only plays dramatic roles."
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"Mr. Donaghy?!"
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"Inga, you have to warn me when we have an important guest."
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"I'm afraid I'm going to have to spank you again!"
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"Stupid Jonathan."
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"Kenneth, I need your advice."
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"but it would make me more comfortable if we switched places."
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"Kenneth, I've been thinking about something a lot lately,"
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"something that's never bothered me until now."
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"Me too! Where are all the baby pigeons?"
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"Happiness. I've started to wonder if I'm happy."
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"Well, sir, if you have to ask, then... you're not."
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"It's like when a pig says,"
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"if I can communicate with you telepathically, do I have a soul?"
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"And then you're like, No. Duh! Into the slaughtering chute!"
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"If you're right, I have a problem. And every problem can be solved."
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"A.S.S."
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"I'm going to crush this problem..."
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"Tracy Jordan to see Ken Tucky Derby."
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"I see."
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"Very well."
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"Tell him Tracy came by from his promise."
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"That's Tracy -- T as in the drink."
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"R as in the pirate noise."
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"A as in the Fonzie noise."
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"C as in sea monster."
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"Y as in Why do we even make friends"
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"if they're gonna let you down when we need them the most?"
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"J as in the birds I'm afraid of..."
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"I'm a stay-at-home mom"
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"who until recently had a high-pressure job."
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"Any advice on dealing with that transition?"
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"I put all my old work energy into parenting."
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"My kids hate me! Which gives me more parenting to do!"
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"Try being a working parent."
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"For stupidity."
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"Really? You like having 40 emails from Jerry,"
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"Oh, they're all urgent, Jerry?!"
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"Some people think that work is fulfilling and validating."
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"For example, the rapper T.I.,"
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"haters get on yo' job, nougats."
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"Bitch, you are on my last nerve!"
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"Perfect. I take my darling children there all the time."
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"has emphasized the growth potential in the..."
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"The parking space closest to the door is mine!"
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"What do we have here?"
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"Looks like another cold one today in the Midwest."
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"And if you can, get hit by a car."
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"You get to spend a couple days in the hospital,"
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"♪ This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine ♪"
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"but I really think a group relationship could work."
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"What you're proposin' is a sin, Jack."
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"It would have to be a conjugal visit because I am in a Puerto Rican jail."
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"Jenna, thank you so much for doing this."
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"What a thrill!"
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"Oh, I am just so glad to finally return to my two loves --"
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"dramatic acting and sex crimes!"
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"Well, this first scene is super simple."
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"Munch and Fin find your body --"
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"Didn't you get the rewrite?"
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"And if I'm not a recurring character,"
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"how will I get away with horrible stuff like this?"
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"That's what I was about to say!"
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"Let's do it!"
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"Still alive."
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"Who else had access?"
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"Ow, my foot hurts, but I'm okay!"
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"I think this injury has given me crime-solving powers!"
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"It's Law & Order, Colon, Mind Beauty!"
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"I'm done. Who is this chick?"
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"All television is beneath me!"
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"I will only do cinema!"
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"No one cares, Jenna!"
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"where I get dog sedatives that help me relax when I fly."
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"Then I'm flying to Los Angeles!"
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"Liz, you don't want to be here right now,"
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