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Clips from 30 Rock - Hogcock!/Last Lunch (S07E07)

"something that you'll miss about this place."
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"But maybe it's not a thing so much as a person."
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"considering I'm the only person who works here."
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"I always wear this. I want to be buried in it."
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"So, if anything ever happens to me and you can't find my body"
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"but you can find this, don't overthink it."
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"Oh, that's not part of it. Jack just gave this to me."
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"I want you to have this bag of my hair."
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"Sounds like someone's got a case of the ol' kablooeys."
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"You think Jack Donaghy's gonna kill himself? No way."
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"- That's for you. - Except his dream job... yesterday."
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"Why would a guy planning to fake his death deposit $70? He wouldn't!"
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"Your light always shone the brightest, baby."
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"Weird!"
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"left him a bed and breakfast outside Santa Fe."
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"Okay! Whatever! I know you know where Tracy is!"
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"- Yes, $1 million. - Yes, $20,000."
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"Okay, that's it! Tray is exactly where you think he is, Liz."
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"It's 5:00! Where the frak is our lunch?!"
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"Why are you doing this to us?!"
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"and turned the lights out on me when I was in the bathroom"
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"and written on me while I was sleeping"
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"anger and disappointment and regret!"
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"Because that is Lutz's revenge!"
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"I'll be back... I hope."
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"Give it up for Liz Lemon, everybody -- the least molested person in here."
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"If you think it's about the money, you're even dumber than I look."
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"Oh, boy. Okay."
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"Because when stuff is coming to an end,"
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"Lay it on me."
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"We were forced to be friends because of work."
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"And I'll see on TV that it's your birthday"
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"L_lz;"
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's all over."
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"Last lunch!"
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"Cupcake sandwich!"
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"Crap. Motherhood has made me go soft."
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"Blimpie's!"
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"You said that."
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"when somethings coming to an end."
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"That way, after the crash, they'll be like,"
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"Oh, no. No, no, no."
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"Hamlet the mini pig -- No! Phone first!"
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"I'll watch the pig video in the cab."
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"One minute. One minute to air."
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"Guys, to be honest, you are nerds, and one of you is very funny."
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"Good-bye, Petey Pete."
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"I Will forget you."
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"I sure hope so."
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"I'm really gonna miss you."
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"of a life without me."
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"which, for once, is not an acronym for Beautiful Ladies In Short Shorts."
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"One -- I could totally be a professional boat model."
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"let alone an invitation to scale bone mountain."
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"It's a word that comes to us by way of the old high German luba"
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"from the Latin lubere, meaning to be pleasing."
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"in reference to, say, uh, a hot bowl of bear meat"
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"but the joke's on you, 'cause we got paid anyway."
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"♪ The insurer's allure for valor were pure Kari Wuhrer ♪"
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"Good-bye, Jack Donaghy."
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"Good God, Lemon, I just figured it all out!"
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"So you can see what's going on inside it!"
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"♪ I'll always be glad I met you, rural juror ♪"
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"♪ I will never forget you, rural juror ♪"
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"♪ These were the best days of my... ♪"
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"- Get in the car, Pete. - Paula!"
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"I mean, who's Pete?"
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"the amazing John Stamos,"
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"the incomparable Judge Judy Sheindlin --"
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"So, the whole show just takes place here at 30 Rockefeller Plaza."
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"Okay, let go of the comic book. Let's try and get your jacket on."
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"Criss, shoes and socks!"
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"- Let's go, let's go! - Don't forget these!"
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"All right."
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"Have a good day! Have fun at home!"
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"Any recommendations for the best place to buy a girl's bike"
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"Go back to Saudi Arabia, Hitler!"
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"You're buying a bike but not a helmet? The head is where the child's brain is!"
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"I was gonna buy a helmet."
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"Helmets inhibit brain development!"
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"You might as well give your darling child vaccines,"
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"So what? My 2-year-old is super gay,"
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"and we love him more than a straight child"
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"because he doesn't rape!"
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"to a part of India that has no phones."
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"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can't go in there!"
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"I never told you this, but I once came up late at night looking for Jack,"
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"Mr. Donaghy will see you now."
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"Stay-at-home Lemon. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
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"Did you already run out of things to do today?"
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"What? No!"
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"For the past seven years,"
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"you put out dozens of fires every day --"
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"not including the real ones Tracy would set."
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"To keep away Frankensteins, which, as far as we know, worked."
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"My point is, you need the outlet."
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"Without work..."
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"I have plenty of new outlets."
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"But I don't need to work."
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"What about money? You know TGS is only syndicated in Greece."
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"We'll be fine. Criss has gone back to work."
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"so he's a receptionist at a dental office."
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"And I didn't come here looking for something to do."
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"I just thought I would check in on you"
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"because you're the emotionally fragile one."
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"Which is a combination of hogwash and poppycock."
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"I'm just saying, if my mother told me"
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"that everything I had been raised to believe was a lie and then died,"
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"I'd be like, Say whaaat?!"
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"and obviously I am."
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"Take a look at my new view."
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"From up here, I can see the whole island --"
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"a city built on the religion of capitalism,"
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"the Occupy Wall Streeters"
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"and the beard-havers and the bicycle-riders,"
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"as a god."
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"And this makes you... happy?"
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"It should."
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"Dark times are these."
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