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Clips from Club Dread (2004)

"Give me a break. Sissy Brit."
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"while I torch this baby, how about you lick my chest?"
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"I know a place more private..."
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"I mean, isn`t this, like, sacred or something?"
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"[ Spanish Accent ] I think you should give it to her, senor."
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"- [ Chuckling ] - [ Screeching ]"
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"- [ Stacy Laughing ] - Goddamn monkeys."
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"So, where are we gonna do this?"
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"Let`s at least go inside that old mausoleum."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"[ Rolo ] What the--"
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"It was probably just the wind."
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"- It`s not like I`m asking you to eat my crap. - No!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"- #[ Reggae, Distant ] - [ Chattering, Distant ]"
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"- [ Horn Blowing ] - #[ Soft Rock ]"
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"[ over P.A.] Welcome to Pleasure Island.! I`m your host, Coconut Pete."
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"Put your bags down and meet me at the pool for a nice drink."
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"Yeah, fiesta time.! Are you ready to party?"
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"- Buenos dias.! Lars Brunckhorst. - Right this way, my friend."
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"Whoo-hoo! Welcome to Coconut Pete`s Pleasure Island!"
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"If you choose not to have fun, fun will be provided for you."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"If anyone else is eager to share the ex-perience..."
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"They`re so spoken for. [ Laughs ]"
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"You were just telling me what a nut-cup this guy is."
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"Coconut Pete.!"
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"I guess you also know that I took this song and turned it..."
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"- This gorgeous group of people behind me is our staff. - [ Cheering ]"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"[ Horn Blowing ]"
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"What are the charges, officer?"
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"For keeping these people from enjoying free drinks at the pool from noon to 3:00!"
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"Well, you heard the man. Free drinks at the pool!"
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"Last one in is a rotten coconut!"
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"[ Man ] oh, Manny, look at the chassis on this one."
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"Hot dudes lookin` for some gander juice."
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"-Jackie O`Tripod. - Dude, what--"
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"oh, dude, come on."
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"I know that chick. That`s the chick on that TVshow--"
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"She`s the one in the way back."
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"- I`m Jenny. - Really nice to meet you,Jenny."
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"- Yeah. - Well, you`d better be good."
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"Inga had some great moves. Let`s see what you got."
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"Oh, God. Inga never did anything like that."
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"[ Man ] Yeah, drink, sugar.! Chug it down.!"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Pleasure`s all mine. Say, I hear good things about your fingers."
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"Yeah, it is. It`s actually the same one you wore on your album cover."
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"I read a 1 977 interview where you said that..."
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"That sounds like something I said back in `77."
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"you`re supposed to wear the Pleasure Sweater on luge duty."
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"Just put the goddamn thing on. Hank, give Lars a hand, will ya?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Thanks, Hank. - Hey, Coco Pete, I have a present for you, my friend."
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"Ah,Jesus Christ! That`s tequila!"
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"Wow. That`s interesting."
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"Yeah, I heard you. Something about, uh, Cocks and Quarters?"
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"Legalize it!"
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"[ Man over P.A.] Hey, late night fun at the campfire in one hour."
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"Uh, may I kiss the bride?"
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"I`m Juan Castillo. I am dive master."
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"Like, cliffs, or-or--"
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"Oh, that is a beautiful name. Peenalop.``"
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"So, tell me, what brings you here to us, Peenalop?"
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"Oh, oh. I`m on spring break. I go to Oral Roberts."
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"Or am I thinking of a Dirty Sanchez? That`s the one."
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"Manana."
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"- [ Spanish ] - [ Clattering ]"
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"[ Applause Stops ]"
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"Excuse me?"
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"before Margaritaville`` was even on the map!"
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"Of course, you wouldn`t know that `cause..."
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"Give me a heads-up before you do that."
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"- That`s great. - Hey,Jen."
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"Yeah, it must be tough living in paradise."
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"Yeah, I don`t know. It`s probably too scary for you guys."
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"We had a kid working at the club named Phil Coletti."
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"this gorgeous woman comes into the club, asks him if he wants to go out to the jungle."
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"further and further away from the lights of the club..."
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"But something doesn`t feel right to Coletti."
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"not only are all the other guys from the resort standing around watching him..."
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"And they say..."
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"found a machete..."
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"Nobody ever saw him after that."
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"Where`s my penis? Where`s my penis?``"
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"- And that boy was me! - [ Screaming, Laughing ]"
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"- Some of`em aren`t bad-looking. - [ Laughter]"
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"Hola, Peenalop!"
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"[ Alarm Blaring ]"
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"Where`s Pretzel?"
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"Hey, Pretzel! Get your twisted, salty ass out here."
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"[ Moaning Continues ]"
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"Sorry, Cliff. I need you in the maze."
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"Shit."
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"- Wait. What`s your name? - Listen, mami, I call you later, all right?"
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"- [ Mutters ] - [ Woman ] I got you.!"
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"[ Panting ]"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Hello?"
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"- Lars? - Huh?"
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"I mean, body work`s still my life, but I`ve also done the Dianetic thing."
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"- But you know who`s got a great philosophy? - Who?"
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"- You`ll get plenty of signatures, all right? - Come on, hop."
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"It`s all really about connecting your meridians."
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"We all have energy that flows through us, and it`s all connected by buttons."
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"So, what other buttons can you push?"
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"Tian-Tu."
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"Damn.! [ Giggles ]"
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"- Carlos? - What`s he doin` up in the air?"
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"[ Boat Departing ]"
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"- You must come quick! - Follow the banana!"
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"[ Dave ] oh.!"
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"[Game over`Sound ]"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on. Settle down, now."
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"[ Dave Reading ] Do yourjobs and live."
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"Tell the guests and die`?"
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"- What? On its own? - And that phone line had definitely been cut?"
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"We`re gonna have a hundred crazed maniacs running around."
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