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Clips from Night Court - Harry and the Rock Star (S01E01)

"It's too green."
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"See you tomorrow."
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"- That's a strange lady. - Yeah."
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"Jennifer, it's been wonderful having you here."
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"And if you can stick around..."
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"He is one of New York's newest judges..."
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"...and one of the youngest men ever to hold such a post."
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"Welcome. Welcome."
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"Let's find out if I gain control back after this short commercial break."
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"Are you a fan of mine?"
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"Coffee with Jennifer Black, superstar?"
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"...and New York judge, Harold T. Stone..."
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"Bye."
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"How'd you know about that?"
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"Cute headline, don't you think? "Rocker Tries Judge.""
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"- Dan. - I meant personality-wise."
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"...who hasn't been connected with a slaying."
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"Yeah, I know how you feel. I once met Donald Rumsfeld."
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"- You're too kind. - What is it, Craven?"
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"Hey, come on, big guy. Sticks and stones, remember?"
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"Hey, man."
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"Hey, woman. Yes, I do."
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"Ten, and I'll throw in one of his pens."
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"Quiet, please."
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"I've read the report, and if you ask me, the little weasel did it."
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"Miss Tuttle, I am addressing the court."
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"Was it worth it, just to save a lousy sawbuck?"
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"Now, I know you've... l..."
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"There's a couple of hundred roaming around the building."
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"Thank God they're sealed in here with us, and not on the streets terrorizing the public."
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"Friend."
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"I know. I thought I'd hang around for a while and watch you work."
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"Thanks, Bull."
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"Pleased to meet you."
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"Say, perhaps you could give the judge..."
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""To my friend Liz," or something like that. Thanks. Okay, bye."
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"- Jennifer Black, Selma Hacker. - Nice meeting you."
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"Have a nice night."
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"Dan was wrong. I netted $8 million last year."
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"Docket update. Check it over, and then I'll post it."
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"- Female. - I agree. No bet."
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"Very nice."
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"So."
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"All right, autographs with pens, $ 10."
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"Personalized stationery, used tissue, that sort of thing..."
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"He owned a crystal shop."
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"- Jennifer. - Being on the road so much..."
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"Sounds to me like you want a long-term relationship."
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"So sue me. I'm a romantic."
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"Quit playing with the knobs."
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"I'm not playing, I just can't stand to look at a picture that's not properly adjusted."
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"It's too green."
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"Perfect."
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"I just cannot believe it!"
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"The judge is gonna be on a TV talk show. Isn't this exciting?"
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"Yeah, lash me to the sofa."
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"What is that?"
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"- You don't say. What's she done? - Her big hit was "Suicide Hayride.""
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"Yes, based on a theme from Beethoven's Appassionata, I believe."
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"I didn't know that."
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"Yes, it's a fact. Many of our most modern, popular songs are based on the classics."
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"Wagner's Die Götterdämmerung."
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"Come in."
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"I'm looking for Judge Harold T. Stone."
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"Oh, sorry, you missed him. He left about a half an hour ago."
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"He had to hurry across town. He's gonna be on this TV program in a few minutes."
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"Who gives a flying..."
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"Any of us help you?"
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"Well, welcome. I'm Liz Williams."
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"- This is Dan Fielding. - Forget it. I'm just a temporary."
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"If I know your names, we might become friends."
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"If we become friends, I'll grieve for you if you die."
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"For a lousy couple of days? It's not worth the pain."
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"- Nice outfit, though. - Look. I think it's time for Harry."
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"The singer, Jennifer Black."
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"The album, I Bite the Songs."
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"...l'd love you to meet my next guest. - Sure."
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"Let's make him feel right at home."
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"The honorable, Harold T. Stone."
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"- Thanks. - So, what do we call you?"
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"- Your Honor? - Harry's fine."
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"Hey, nifty outfit. Boy, that must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh?"
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"- So, Harry, being one of New York's... - You know, this set looks bigger on TV."
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"It's that little lens out there. Optical illusion, that sort of thing. Anyway..."
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"You know, this is the first time I ever wore makeup."
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"Looks like I'm losing control around here."
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"Charlie, who the hell booked this show?"
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"- You're funny. - Well, everybody says so."
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"Well, I guess you'd say my tastes are more traditional."
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"Mel Tormé is my favorite."
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"- Me too. - No kidding."
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"- I love him. - This is the same Jennifer Black..."
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"...who wrote "Society of Scum"?"
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"I don't know, but why don't we find out over coffee, after the show?"
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"No. With me."
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"- Sure. - Tell him I don't want any more..."
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"...child actors on the show. Last night, that little creep upstaged me the moment she..."
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"We're back talking right now with singer Jennifer Black..."
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"...is doing the same."
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"Sign this."
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"Excuse me. Who are you?"
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"Mavis Tuttle, your temporary court clerk."
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"Well, nice to meet you, Miss..."
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"Is it Miss or Mrs. Tuttle?"
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"My old man's dead. Take your pick."
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"He turned out to be a temporary too."
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"There he is. The most famous judge in New York City."
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"Hi, guys."
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"Tell us all about it."
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"Well, not much to tell. Apparently, you saw the show."
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"We saw the show. We wanna know about after the show, with Jennifer."
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"The photographers followed us right into the coffee shop."
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"That's me. That's my pie."
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"So, how was she?"
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"Did she attempt any multi-syllable words or anything?"
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"Really, she's a terrific person. I like her very much."
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"You and 50 million other fans, half of whom are in our courtroom tonight."
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"- What? - Yeah. Take a little peek."
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"- Harry! - Harry!"
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