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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Nobody Beats the Baba (S01E01)

"♪♪"
Teenage Euthanasia
"- Hey, mirror. Do my lips look kissable?"
Teenage Euthanasia
"[ Buzzer ]"
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"Is it my face that's holding me back?"
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"[ Bell dings ]"
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"[ Gasps ] Beauty influencer Dillin Jeremy!"
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"Is that really you?! - No, Annie."
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"I'm a targeted AI brought to you by Cover That Girl makeup."
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"Our eavesdropping algorithm tells me you're feeling insecure"
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"and are likely to make an impulse purchase?"
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"- [ Gasps ] That's true!"
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"- Let's cover up that homely loneliness with sex appeal."
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"Simply accept the terms. - Oh, okay."
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"- You've purchased our wet look tutorial."
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"Maximum drip!"
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"[ Indistinct conversations ]"
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"- Annie. Why do you look like a melted gummy bear?"
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"- Are you trying to attract boys...or dryer lint?"
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"- Boy-- Oh."
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"- Your face is really drippin' on the floor here!"
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"- Geez. Sorry."
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"I tried a wet makeup look, but it's useless."
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"I'll never have a boyfriend. - Aww, kid."
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"That's just what I thought when I was your age."
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"And I was right!"
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"Not one boyfriend ever! [ Cackles ]"
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"[ Baby crying ]"
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"- ♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪"
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"♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪"
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"♪ To find a quiet space"
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"♪ I'm not as out of place"
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"♪ And I'm coming home again"
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"♪ It's been too long a time"
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"♪ Gettin' back what's mine"
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"♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪"
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"♪ But it's looking now like maybe I can stay ♪"
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"Was that any good?"
Teenage Euthanasia
"- So, what's the main takeaway from our electoral college unit?"
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"- Students: Women are not suited for higher office."
Teenage Euthanasia
"- Oh, we have a new student today!"
Teenage Euthanasia
"Meet your new classmate, Kenton Burpy."
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"[ Whirring ]"
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"[ Ding! ]"
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"[ Squishing ]"
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"Why don't you tell the class about yourself"
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"while I take a little nap? - Sure!"
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"Well, I was hit by a truck filled with sand and died."
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"Then I went to Heaven. Then I came back!"
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"Then I moved to Fort Gator!"
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"- Students: Ooh! - Any questions?"
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"- Bet you went to Heaven 'cause you're a virgin."
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"- Maybe I am."
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"Or maybe that's just want I wanted God to think."
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"- Students: Ooh! - [ Chuckles ]"
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"J.K. I'm 100% virgin and proud."
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"- [ Students groan ] - Xenu does not approve!"
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"- I was already drenched, but now I'm sopping."
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"- Oh, boy. Yep, yep, yep."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Camera shutter clicking ]"
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"- Oh! It smells amazing in here! [ Gasps ] You made my favorite!"
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"- Both: Pickled smelt and horsehair stew!"
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"- [ Inhales sharply ] - [ Camera shutter clicking ]"
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"Trophy, can you please do that somewhere else?"
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"- No. I'm taking selfies with the stew!"
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"They're called stewfies, stew-pid! Keep up!"
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"- Aah!"
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"The stew is eating Shirty!"
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"Is there an emergency shirt hotline we can call?!"
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"- I'll try the suicide hotline."
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"There must be an extension for shirts."
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"- Stay with me, Shirty! Stay with me, Shirty!"
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"Look at me! Look at me, Shirty!"
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"[ Squish ]"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"[ Shirty groans ]"
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"- Oh, no! Shirt-y-y-y-y!"
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"- Petey. Try calm down."
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"I know Shirty give you feeling of safety and security,"
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"but Baba here for you."
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"Remember when you little boy?"
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"[ Twinkling ]"
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"- Baba! Did Timmy's mommy call?"
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"He was supposed to come over and fly kites this morning!"
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"[ Gasps ] - [ Crunching ]"
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"- Why is Timmy sleeping in the dead-person basement?"
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"- Timmy fly kite into traffic."
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"Okay. Baba help you process feelings of loss."
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"Here. Go to sleep. Like a bird!"
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"♪ Drink up the fluid, little tyke ♪"
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"♪ You so bad at fly-a-kite"
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"- [ Sobbing ]"
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"[ Humming ]"
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"Baba, you're gonna have to cancel the Lemonham funeral."
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"Without Shirty, I'm not sure"
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"when I'll be able to resume my duties as undertaker."
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"- [ Groans ] - Just put on another shirt!"
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"- I have no other shirt!"
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"Shirty met all my needs, if you know what I mean."
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"All my needs. - Ew!"
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"- I don't know why you turn to shirt for comfort"
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"instead of finding fertile woman your own age."
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"- Because he has separation anxiety! Which is your fault."
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"- Huh. I always thought it Shirty's fault."
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"- Pete's never going to grow up"
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"unless you push him out of his comfort zone."
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"- I'll have you know even my comfort zone is uncomfortable."
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"- Trophy terrible mother, but she right."
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"Time to snip-snip apron strings."
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"Pete, you go to mall and pick out new shirt yourself!"
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"- You know I can't drive without Shirty!"
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"- [ Sighs ] Okay. Baba drive you."
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"- Every time I see him, my libido gets born again."
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"- If it gets born one more time,"
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"I'm gonna need a bigger mop!"
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"- To prepare you for Friday's genetics quiz,"
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"today we're going to watch some of my old home movies"
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"and boo when my mother comes on screen."
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