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Clips from The Love Guru (2008)

"Well, I mean, there was one time in college."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Jane, the City of Toronto doesn't hate you."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Trust me."
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"You know, so they don't boo me"
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"♪ Lifted me up ♪ ♪ when I couldn't reach ♪"
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"(LOUDLY) So, it's an honor to have you here in my house, Guru Pitka."
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"Stay away from my girlfriend!"
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"would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?"
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"Yes, I am!"
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"I am poking your third eye."
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"Drama."
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"Maurice."
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"Good distraction frees us from emotional pain."
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"All right, guys. Bring it in."
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"I know I'm excited, Jay. How are you?"
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"You are not to fight anyone."
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"TRENT: Rob Blake is lucky the refs didn't see that."
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"Fine! Fight anyone for any reason."
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"Remember, kids, this is not how you play hockey."
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"It's just ugly."
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"but he cannot play on the ice in the game that we're watching,"
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"WOMAN: How could he do that?"
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"(INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"I'm warning you, GP, my mom's tough."
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"Baby boy."
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"We'll talk in the car."
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"Superstar! Superstar, wait! Whoa!"
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"Yes. You are laughing!"
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"and it'd be like we were the only two people in the world."
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"You are a very lucky man."
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"of the Tugginmypudha Ashram."
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"PITKA: The ball-gazing student has become the ball-gazing master."
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"♪ How easy it would be to ♪"
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"Jane! Do you trust me?"
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"Which is a lot like calamari."
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"Cough."
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"Reject this man. Not fit for military service."
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"Geronimo!"
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"You want curlies on your nuts?"
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"RAJNEESH: Don't forget your pickle."
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"The only way out is in."
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"I can explain. Okay, go ahead."
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"You know what? I hired you to fix Darren Roanoke."
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"♪ I drove all night ♪"
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"Rajneesh, let's make like a baby and head out."
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"(CURSING IN FRENCH)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Roanoke just playing amazing!"
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"Goal! And game five goes to the Leafs!"
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"Grande saves! Roanoke denied!"
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"And I'm Jay Kell."
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"Champion."
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"Cheerio. Bye."
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"Why you got your heads down?"
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"(CURSES IN FRENCH)"
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"and we have to go realize every dream we've ever had."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"I can't play in front of you, Ma!"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Yes!"
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"Hey, ref! Time-out!"
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"Darren, the only way out is in."
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"Hey, Rob Blake. The first thing they teach you about hockey"
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"Bodhisattva!"
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"(TRUMPETING)"
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"Come, come! Come on, boy! Elephant coming through!"
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"(BUZZER BLARING)"
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"(CROWD APPLAUDING)"
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"Get busy, Bodhi."
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"♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪"
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"♪ You thought your little ♪ ♪ heart was gonna break in two? ♪"
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"♪ I didn't think so ♪"
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"I think they're doing it, Trent."
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"Post-ejaculation, the barbs at the tip of the penis retract."
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"Maurice. You have finally learned to love yourself."
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"♪ I'm a joker ♪"
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"♪ I'm a midnight toker ♪"
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"♪ I get my loving on the run ♪"
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"♪ He's a picker ♪"
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"♪ I'm a joker ♪"
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"♪ Lead me to your rock ♪"
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"♪ No, no, no ♪"
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"♪ I said watch, pray, watch ♪"
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"♪ Sing it, children ♪"
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"♪ Lead me to your rock ♪"
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"From role model to dating models."
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"♪ Yawning, stretching, ♪ ♪ try to come to life ♪"
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"♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪"
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"♪ What a way to make a living ♪"
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"Break the pickle."
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"That's a lot of cheese."
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"Maurice, you must wear this chastity belt."
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"Now..."
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"Mariska Hargitay. Thank you for the gift of water."
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"(GROANS)"
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"I can always refund your misery."
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"♪ You were my eye... ♪"
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"♪ I'm everything I am ♪"
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"That is the Altoids "Curiously Strong Elbow to the Face" of the game."
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"DARREN: Him, too?"
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"Take it easy, Frodo."
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"♪ Lead me to your rock ♪"
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"♪ More than words ♪"
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"I am so hungry I could eat a skunk's bottom."
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"But that's not what we're having tonight."
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"Now, we get the nuts nice and hot, so they tighten up and get firm."
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"I'm sorry, I blacked out for a second. Have they dropped the puck?"
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"He doesn't have to stand up to his mother."
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"Go! Go! Go!"
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"Once again, I'm Trent Lueders."
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"Hey!"
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"Box him out!"
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"(BUZZER BLARES)"
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"♪ BOTH: I'm a lover ♪"
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"♪ Raise it up, raise it up ♪"
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"bedroom eyes, pouty lips,"
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"Prudence is still with Jacques Grande,"
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"(FLIES BUZZING)"
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"I'd like to thank the Academy."
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