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Clips from The Love Guru (2008)

"Darren, I took a shortcut with you, and I'm sorry."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Now, what is it you can't face?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"What did you say to me?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"What is it you can't face?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"I can't face my ma."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Then that's what you have to face."
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"Will you help me? I can't."
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"You're on your own when it comes to your mother."
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"It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good."
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"Now, how long will it take you to get dressed and get down to the ice?"
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"Five minutes. Well, you better hurry up,"
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"'cause there's only six minutes left in the game!"
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"I think I made a happy wee-wee. Yeah."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Action picks up here in game seven with only 31 seconds left to go."
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"Coach, I'm ready."
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"is never ever watch the puck."
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"(BUZZER BLARES)"
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"Roanoke on the breakaway, just him and Grande!"
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"With one second left! It's a penalty shot."
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"Roanoke could win the Stanley Cup here."
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"Hey!"
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"Listen, Darren, I know we are rivals,"
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"damn!"
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"Show it to me."
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"I don't know what Grande just said to Roanoke, but he is now out to lunch."
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"Superstar! What did he say to you?"
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"He said, "Damn!""
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"Cherkov, call a time-out."
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"He needs a distraction. Jane, follow me!"
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"He's gotta take the shot, now!"
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"I promised myself I'd never do this."
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"Hey, ref! I'm having a heart attack."
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"Sir, may I borrow your elephant, Lucy?"
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"Sure."
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"Uh-oh."
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"♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪"
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"♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Eight seconds!"
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"What do you make of this?"
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"Let's go to the Kellistrator."
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"(TRUMPETING)"
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"Bing-bam-boom, you got a baby pachyderm. Back to you, Trent."
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"Now, what happens if you don't score this goal?"
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"Go get 'em!"
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"Come on, Roanoke! Let's go!"
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"TRENT: Five-hole trap!"
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"They did it!"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Maurice?"
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"Deepak Chopra!"
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"Oprah called me, and she said you canceled."
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"I told her she should give you another chance."
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"As great as you are, I don't need to become the next Deepak Chopra."
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"You're a good man, Deepak Chopra."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Sorry I punched you in the nuts."
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"If you ever sucker punch me again,"
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"Give me a pound. Lock it down."
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"Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle."
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"Come on now, you. No, you."
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"in the valley of Lintinmybelli."
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"Maurice."
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"Oh, my God. You look so beautiful."
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"You may now renounce your vow of chastity."
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"(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)"
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"There is no key. There never was."
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"Are you leaving?"
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"The last rule of guru is to rid student of the need of guru."
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"(COUGHING)"
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"Okay, see you."
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"So, what do you want to do now?"
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"What do you think I want to do now?"
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"I want to sing!"
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"♪ Some people call me ♪ ♪ the space cowboy, yeah ♪"
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"♪ Some people call me Maurice ♪"
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"♪ And I'm a sinner ♪"
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"♪ I am the love guru, yeah ♪"
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"♪ He plays his ♪ ♪ music in the sun ♪"
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"Hey, Peter, can we move the camera in? All I can see is asses."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"MAN: Bravo, Verne, bravo."
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"♪ Raise the roof beam high ♪"
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"♪ Raise it up, raise it up ♪"
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"♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪"
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"♪ No, no ♪"
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"♪ Raise up your voice ♪"
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"♪ I watch like a sparrow ♪"
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"♪ Said I watch like a sparrow ♪"
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"♪ And make a joyful noise ♪"
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"♪ Watch, pray, watch ♪"
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"♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪"
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"♪ Where I shall not be, ♪ ♪ I shall not be moved ♪"
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"I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka."
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"He earned his nickname, "Le Coq,""
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"(SITAR PLAYING)"
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"♪ Jump in the shower ♪ ♪ and the blood starts pumping ♪"
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"♪ You would think that I ♪ ♪ would deserve a fair promotion ♪"
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"♪ It's enough to drive you ♪ ♪ crazy if you let it ♪"
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"♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00, ♪ ♪ yeah! ♪"
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"(BEEPING)"
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"I spoke to Oprah's producers,"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"They are both dead. They were missionaries."
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Mariska Hargitay. Yeah."
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"PITKA: Listen up. I am a guru."
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"Here."
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""Eatin' ain't cheatin'.""
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""Liquor up front, poker in back.""
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"All right, good night, everyone! Yeah!"
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"Great show, Guru Pitka."
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"Now, I'm ready to receive."
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"Did you get into the VIP room okay?"
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"(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)"
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"I might have some monkey-mustard back there."
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"Yeah, it's nothing short of a masterpiece."
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"Girlfriend?"
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