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Clips from The Love Guru (2008)

""M" and "A" spells "ma," and we went to Buffalo and we saw his ma."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Right. See?"
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"You see, I left 'cause I was scared that if I didn't win the Stanley Cup,"
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"you would leave me."
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"But I don't care if you win the Stanley Cup."
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"Of course I can forgive you."
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"Stick a fork in them, they're done."
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"Champers wishes!"
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"Yes, of course. Yeah, business. Yes, of course."
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"Would His Holiness staying on qualify as an extension?"
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"Because if that were the case, we would refuse payment."
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"Miss Bullard."
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"Your Holiness? Mark my words, this shortcut will haunt you."
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"(SNARLS)"
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"- JANE: Congratulations. - DICK: Well done."
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"Roanoke with the puck."
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"He shoots! He scores!"
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"Yeah!"
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"TRENT: Wasting no time after his suspension, he is back!"
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"Go Leafs."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Can the Leafs do it again?"
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"An incredible comeback!"
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"Thanks to Roanoke, the Leafs have got the Kings on the run."
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"And look at this crowd! They are guru crazy!"
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"♪ Brimful of Asha on the 45 ♪"
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"♪ Well it's a brimful of Asha ♪ ♪ on the 45 ♪"
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"Beautiful pass!"
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"For those of you who don't know what that is, allow me to "Kellistrate.""
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"The five-hole is here, between the legs."
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"You can try to beat him here. Or here."
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"Thanks, Jay."
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"Let's get back to the action."
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"The Leafs have won three straight games!"
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"Game seven will be in Toronto."
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"I just got the call. You are 100% booked on Oprah."
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"I got on Oprah, right?"
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"I'm the next Deepak Chopra, right?"
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"You are."
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"DICK: He's definitely in."
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"Doesn't feel good, does it?"
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"Get off my tits!"
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"JANE: Congratulations."
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"Darren and Prudence are back together, we got a shot at winning the Cup,"
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"and you got on Oprah."
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"I suppose all that's left is..."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, my pretty. Miss Bullard, it has been terrific."
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"personal pain, or a drug addiction,"
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"please do not hesitate to call."
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"Your Holiness, the check and I will be in the car."
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"Not everything, Jane."
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"Well, say there was this guru, say."
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"And this guru was, you know, handsome, you know,"
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"And say this guru, maybe not me, maybe somebody else,"
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"had a certain vow."
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"What kind of vow?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Forget about it."
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"Just Etch A Sketch everything I was saying."
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"Mariska Hargitay."
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"Who do you like tonight, Jay?"
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"Jay?"
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"And I like the way my skin feels when I'm wearing my rainbow jacket!"
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"(WHIRRING)"
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"Yes, I am, asshole-face man!"
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"By the power of Gahar, I command thee to vanish!"
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"JAY: I cannot be killed but with fire!"
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"TRENT: The Deluca Brothers Circus is coming to town."
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"Isn't that just adorable?"
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"Listen up! It's down to one game,"
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Besides, I still have a few trick on my sleeve."
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"WOMAN OVER PA: Flight 22 to Chicago is now boarding at Gate Five."
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"Our plane leaves in 20 minutes."
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"The people at Oprah are very excited!"
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"That's great."
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"That's Darren's mother! Quaking pudding!"
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"(MOUTHING) Hi, baby!"
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"(MOUTHING) What do I do?"
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"♪ By the dawn's early light ♪"
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"TRENT: Roanoke is freaking out..."
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"No, no! Nothing to see here."
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"Oh, no! No!"
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"If you don't get on that plane, I will take 60% of the ashram!"
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"I was put on this earth to spread a message of peace and love."
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"Give me that ticket! Give me it!"
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"No! Please, no!"
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"the Kings lead the Leafs, one to nothing."
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"Baby, are you all right?"
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"Yes. Hello?"
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"Jane, I'm on my way."
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"Tell Coach Cherkov to buy some time!"
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"RAJNEESH: Sir, please, please make sure it's locked, sir. Please, over there."
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"Thank you. Thank you, sir."
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"Dell Computers, this is Chip."
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"Rajneesh, I... Wait a second, who is Chip?"
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"I took another job."
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"I must finish my job with Darren."
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"You're back, Babu!"
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"Bodhisattva!"
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"(TRUMPETING)"
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"(CROWD BOOING)"
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"Boo! You suck, Bullard!"
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"No, you suck!"
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"You can say bad things about me,"
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"Cherkov, Pitka's coming. You..."
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"You're a bad, bad person."
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"I'll take that as a yes."
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"Pitka's coming. Just stall."
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"(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)"
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"TRENT: Leafs call their last time-out."
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"- PRUDENCE: Darren? - LILLIAN: Come on, baby."
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"Yes. I only pulled away from you because of this."
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"(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)"
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"My name is the Guru Pitka,"
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"and I wear a chastity belt."
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"Superstar, it's me, Guru Pitka!"
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"Good luck. He won't even let me in."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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