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Clips from The Love Guru (2008)

"The Leafs look rattled without Roanoke."
The Love Guru (2008)
"It's Darren Roanoke."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"You got a problem?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me handle this."
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"There are two things about violence they teach you when becoming a guru."
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"The first thing is, an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind."
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"The second thing is,"
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"(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"Hold on, hold on."
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"Oh!"
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"DARREN: Niagara Falls is amazing."
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"Darren."
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"I was afraid that Prudence would leave me if I didn't win the Stanley Cup,"
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"so I left Prudence first."
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"Prudence always wanted me to stand up to my ma."
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"I miss the connection."
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"Connection. Yeah."
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"DARREN: Making love. Falling asleep in each other's arms."
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"Prudence would stare into my eyes, and she'd say..."
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"- Damn. - DARREN: Damn."
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"I would like to have a "damn" moment like that someday."
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"How can you be the Love Guru"
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"if you've never been in a relationship?"
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"Well, there is someone I like."
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"I can only go out with three girls named Ann."
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"Three girls named Ann? Yeah."
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"Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job."
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"Ann Job!"
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"Well, you know, I deflect because of the pain."
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"I gotta get my girl back, GP."
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"Otherwise, what am I gonna do with this?"
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"Look, he's dancing. Yeah. Right."
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"Ball-gazer! Oh, my God! There you go!"
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"♪ BOTH: Saying I love you ♪"
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"♪ Is not the words ♪ ♪ I want to hear from you ♪"
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"♪ It's not that I ♪ ♪ want you not to say ♪"
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"♪ But if you only knew ♪"
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"♪ Is all you have to ♪ ♪ do to make it real ♪"
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"♪ That you love me ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I'd already know ♪"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"PITKA: That was great!"
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"Thank you, Speedy. That's great."
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"Mariska Hargitay. That's great."
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"That was lovely. But we need to talk about Darren."
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"And by the way, you look breathtaking."
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"As do I."
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"Come. My staff has prepared a lovely meal."
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"Rajneesh will now prepare a dish"
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"What's that mean?"
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"Nuts in a sling."
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"Oh, thanks, but I'll pass."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(COUGHING)"
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"Doesn't everyone? Who is this guy?"
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"That is our safe word."
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"Feels good. I mean, tastes good. I mean, what?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Would you like some soup instead?"
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"Because alligators are snappy,"
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"(JANE LAUGHING)"
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"Here it is. There's your soup. Watch out! It's dangerous!"
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"You're as cute as pie."
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"I haven't laughed like this in such a long time."
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"Why not?"
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"It's hard to laugh when men only see you as some curse."
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"You're just afraid of intimacy, or into-me-I-see."
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"Remember, being vulnerable is being woundable."
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"Uh-huh."
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"What? You tell me to be vulnerable, and then you turn around and wound me?"
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"I can't explain."
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"I should go. No, Jane, wait! I..."
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"TRENT: Game three here in Los Angeles. The L.A. Kings have beaten the Leafs."
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"They are one game away from a Stanley Cup victory."
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"They can't be happy in the Leafs' locker room right now."
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"Damn it! We're down three games"
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"because you decided you couldn't win without Roanoke."
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"And you! You're just a stupid rich girl!"
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"You were born on third, and you think you hit a triple!"
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"You don't know hockey!"
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"Are you finished? No!"
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"Now I'm finished! And, Pitka!"
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"What's the capital of Thailand?"
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"Omar Sharif, my balls!"
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"My balls, you prick!"
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"Stay down, bitch!"
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"Okay."
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"Jane! Jane, wait!"
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"Failure? There's no such thing as failure."
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"Only early attempts at success."
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"Do your job!"
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"Your Holiness, I spoke with the producers at Oprah,"
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"and if they don't see Darren and Prudence together by the next game,"
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"your spot will go to Deepak."
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"But Darren is not ready! He must truly deal with his mother."
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"Do you want to be the next Deepak Chopra or not?"
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"(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Babu, you cannot take a shortcut."
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"But how will you get Grande away from Prudence?"
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"I have one idea that just might work. Yeah."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the incredible Miss Celine Dion!"
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"♪ To get to you ♪"
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"PITKA: What'll you have?"
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"A martini."
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"You have, what we call in the guru business,"
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"But what you had with Darren is love with knowledge."
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"I will show you a Darren who is completely changed."
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"Do you think he's really changed?"
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"I mean, he can't even play in front of his own mother."
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"She's like kryptonite to him."
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"Hey! I said stay away from the girl!"
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"(BOTH COUGHING)"
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"PRUDENCE: So you went to see your mother?"
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"Yes."
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"But did you stand up to her?"
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"Yes, he does!"
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"Beat it, Rajneesh."
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"Yes. We did Maturity and Action."
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