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Clips from The Love Guru (2008)

"(WHOOPING)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Yes!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"I lied."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Ooh. Ow."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Is it true?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Do you still think there is no connection"
The Love Guru (2008)
"between Prudence and how crappy you are playing?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Do you want Prudence back? Of course I do."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Then I need you to write Prudence an apology letter,"
The Love Guru (2008)
"All bids for connection count."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Grande's not going to like you talking to Prudence."
The Love Guru (2008)
"I know, but I must deliver this apology letter to her."
The Love Guru (2008)
"RAJNEESH: Do you think Grande saw us?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Of course not, Rajneesh."
The Love Guru (2008)
"We are completely hidden by this bush."
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"(TRUMPETING)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"This may go badly."
The Love Guru (2008)
"While I do your calves, I'd like to sing a song"
The Love Guru (2008)
"by the greatest singer ever from Quebec,"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Miss Celine Dion."
The Love Guru (2008)
"♪ You were my voice ♪ ♪ when I couldn't speak ♪"
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"♪ You were my eyes when I... ♪"
The Love Guru (2008)
"(CLUCKING)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"No!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"(PITKA GROANING)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Do not peck my fucking eyes! Don't peck my eyes!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"♪ Because you love me ♪"
The Love Guru (2008)
"What's that?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Pop-Tart with the ketchup."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Guru Pitka? What happened to you?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Nothing. Why do you ask?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"We've not much time. I have an apology letter from Darren."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Yeah."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Did someone order the special Quebec pizza, eh?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"You know, like in the porno."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Who is this in my house?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Yeah."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Let me show you out."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Down, boy."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Nice place, eh? Yeah."
The Love Guru (2008)
"And I got her cheap."
The Love Guru (2008)
"(WHISPERS) Hey! Mister!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"(WHOOPING)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Don't look at me with that tone of voice,"
The Love Guru (2008)
"or I punch you in the shirt!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Okay, gotta go."
The Love Guru (2008)
"(CURSING IN FRENCH)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Welcome to my new Toronto ashram."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Darren, if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,"
The Love Guru (2008)
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Yes, of course!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Let me answer it this way."
The Love Guru (2008)
"No, no, no, no, no. They protect me."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Well, they didn't protect you from that outfit, now, did they?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"What?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"What's wrong with shark skin?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Right, let's talk about Jacques Grande!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"No! Leave that man out of this."
The Love Guru (2008)
"You feel inadequate,"
The Love Guru (2008)
"because he has plenty of clarity, organization, charm, and knowledge."
The Love Guru (2008)
"TM."
The Love Guru (2008)
""Be loving and open-hearted with my emotions.""
The Love Guru (2008)
"TM."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Blowme."
The Love Guru (2008)
"You should stop."
The Love Guru (2008)
"I know Prudence has had it up to here with Grande."
The Love Guru (2008)
"All right, you know what?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"I can't move my body!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"So, what do you want me to do?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"regress you back to your childhood."
The Love Guru (2008)
"We must adjust your negativity, mature you,"
The Love Guru (2008)
"and put it all into action."
The Love Guru (2008)
"I may have twisted my thumb. Yeah."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Drama!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(FARTS)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"were talking about the meaning of life,"
The Love Guru (2008)
"and two elephants started humping outside,"
The Love Guru (2008)
"even they would rush to the window."
The Love Guru (2008)
"We shall now compete in a game of tag."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Enter, Sanjay!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Enter, Maurice."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(FARTS)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Commence Stink Mop."
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"ALL: Stink Mop. Go."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Stink Mop."
The Love Guru (2008)
"ALL: Stink Mop!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"I am not thinking about my chastity belt."
The Love Guru (2008)
"That is distraction."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Yes!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"I get it! I am distracted!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz."
The Love Guru (2008)
"(TUGGINMYPUDHA LAUGHING)"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Once again, I'm Trent Lueders."
The Love Guru (2008)
"And I'm Jay Kell."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Go, Leafs, go! Go, Leafs, go!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"TRENT: Tonight, game one of the Stanley Cup Finals."
The Love Guru (2008)
"L.A. Kings, Toronto Maple Leafs. It's gonna get ugly."
The Love Guru (2008)
"At Promises, I shivved a guy with a sharpened toothbrush"
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"because he bogarted the rehab toilet hooch"
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"that I'd made from apples and pantyhose."
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"That was ugly."
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"Over to you, Trent."
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"Thanks, Jay."
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"ALL: Yeah!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"- Go! Go! - ALL: Here we go!"
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"Now, the first lesson is distraction."
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"In order to learn distraction,"
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"I'm a hockey player! That's what hockey players do. We fight!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"It's a problem."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Even Jay-Z had 99 of them,"
The Love Guru (2008)
"and the bitch was not one of them."
The Love Guru (2008)
"Now, do you want to win Stanley's Cup?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Yes, I wanna win the Stanley Cup!"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Then you are not allowed to fight anyone for any reason!"
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"What is it?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Is it made from dog?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"Is this a dog's thingy? Am I being punk'd?"
The Love Guru (2008)
"TRENT: Ladies and gentlemen, the Leafs take the ice."
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