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Clips from Cabin Boy (1994)

"Ooh, my, isn't this weather Christmassy?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Hey, let's make snow angels. Come on, come!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What're we going to do, Captain? We can't just sit here and freeze to death."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"No shit! Okay, moron,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Skunk, Ted, you guys stand watch port and starboard."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Me and Paps will steer through as best we can. Hey, woman!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, Jesus. Where the hell are we?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"You just stay up there and keep them mascara-caked eyes of yours peeled for icebergs."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Can ya handle that? - Kiss my ass!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Okay, you hit one. - Damn it, tell us before we hit the bloody thing."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"This little system's workin' out great."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Not a promising development."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I don't know how to break it to you guys, but you're about to make a new friend."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What's she lippin' off about now?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"A walkin' Popsicle!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"you make up shit as you go along!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Now sic him! Come on, sic him!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Come on, Skunk! Poke his eye out or somethin'."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I think it's obvious. I'm trying to give him foot pain."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"All right, you icy bastard! How about a hot cup o' joe?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Melt, you frozen, goofy-lookin' son-of-bitch! Melt!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Get 'im! Get 'im!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Ahh, iced cappuccino. Thank you, garcon."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Yeah, get 'im! Get 'im! Get 'im, Paps!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"and a couple of bad sausages."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Okay, let's not waste any time. Here's what we need:"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"driftwood, palm leaves, tree sap, tree glue and a shit-load of gravel."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Why, are we going to bake a cake? - The goal is to blow out of here..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"before sundown, so no screwing around."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I'd like to get me a fish in the boat sometime before I'm 90."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Gentlemen, may I talk to you about a subject which brings me great embarrassment?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Let me guess. Your little swimmer friend is giving you the old freeze job, huh?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I-I just don't get it. She seems totally uninterested in me,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"despite my smothering obsessiveness."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Did you ever try, pattin' her on the ass? That usually drives 'em wild."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Or dance around the room in your underwear till she gets hot."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- No, it's just no use. - When it comes to women, I'm just..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I'm all thumbs. I'm just so stupid!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"there is someone who could help you with this problem of yours."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, Lordy, I know what you're thinkin; Mr. Skunk."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What? W-w-w-what? What, what, what?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Well, they say there's a woman on this very, island..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"and blossom into manhood."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- You know what I mean? - No, but go on."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"How do I get to this woman? Come on, give me precise directions, will ya?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Basically, you just saunter your ass into the jungle. You'll run into her eventually."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"All right, fine. That's what I'm gonna do then."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"The end!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Wowser!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I will be, Nathanial. All right."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Let's go, Nathanial. Okay."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What th..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Excuse me, miss, uh... - Have mercy"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"uh, cabin boy of The Filthy Whore,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"and I, um..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"See, Skunk said that you were gonna..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Do not be embarrassed, cabin boy."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, you do? Great. Well, that'll save us a lot of time."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Geez, you must spend a fortune on mittens."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"However, I cannot help you with your problem..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"unless you answer the three riddles of the island."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"How does the moon greet her daughters?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Well, ah, if she's a refined lady, and I'm sure she is,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Uh, maybe a box of peppermints or some hair care products,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"and then, you know, it's off to the mall and lunch."
Cabin Boy (1994)
""Have fun girls, bye-bye." That sort of thing."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Why don't you ask me something hard?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What are the seven contradictions of Zeripa,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"watcher of the equator?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, geez! I knew this too."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, forget it. Uh, you really... This one you got me completely stumped on."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, forget it. This is a waste of time."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Come on over here, honey. You've managed to charm me with your moronic innocence."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, great. Well, you know what I always say:"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Oh, baby - It pays to be yourself."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Come on, we've gotta finish before my husband, Mulligan, comes home."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Okay, you're gonna do that."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, geez, that's different, isn't it?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"You look so strong... confident."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I'm now going to show you everything I've been taught."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Hi, honey. How was your day at the shop?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Sweet of you to call it a shop, Calli."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Was business brisk? - Brisk?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Not really. I sold one electric toothbrush to a flyin' leprechaun."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I'm sure things will pick up once word of mouth gets out."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"It was a stupid idea to open up a housewares store on this island."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I might as well go back to devourin' wild boar and sleep on the beach."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What the hell is this?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Uh, it's Linda's. She must've left it here."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What are you talkin' about? Your sister hasn't visited in months."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Frozen seafood."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Of course not. Where would you get that silly idea?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What do you call this?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"You don't understand. It's boring laying around this dump all day."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Least you have a job to go off to."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, no! I told you a long time ago, no wife of mine is ever gonna work."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Where are you going?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, it's beautiful countryside, isn't it?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Kinda reminds me of Long Island City."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, wonderful! The boys must have fixed the boat and they're taking it out for a test drive."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Congrats, gents! - Don't you understand?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Nathanial, how can you be so naive?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Holy crap!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Can you see the question mark above my head?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"But right now, we have to go help our friends."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Kill! Kill! Destroy! - Stop it. Trina, stop!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"As your recently trained lover, I'm ordering you to assist me."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"For some reason, when you say it, I actually like it."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Come on, we're on an official rescue mission here. Let's go."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Holy Christ in a dump truck!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, Skunk? Mr. Expert?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Mr. Mythology Whiz, what the hell is that?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I have no idea. just a big guy, I guess."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Move! Move!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Which one of you scumbags diddled my wife?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Come on, mister, don't be sore at us. We didn't diddle nobody, especially your wife."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"If there's one thing I hate, it's a wiseass."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Kill you separately, or toss you in the boat with your little friends and then sit on it?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"No! It was me who made sweet love to your receptive wife. The others are innocent."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Close"
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