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Clips from Cabin Boy (1994)

"Nathanial."
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"What sweet news!"
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"My dear daddy has arranged for my immediate departure..."
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"from Stephenwood, tomorrow, after graduation."
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"And he's booked me first-class passage on the Queen Catherine."
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"that you should experience even the slightest discomfort."
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"Yes. Good point."
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"As I'm sure you're well aware, Reichmaster Timmons,"
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"I'm to take over the family-run hotel chain in beautiful sun-drenched Hawaii."
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"- Yes? - Young Nathanial."
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"The faculty and myself have made endless attempts to teach you to curb..."
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"your condescensions towards others."
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"As a fancy lad, respecting those around you is both your duty and your obligation."
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"I'm sorry, sir. I was just pondering what drifter's corpse you stole those shoes from."
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"My God!"
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"You are a hateful creature, aren't you?"
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"Come on, it was just a joke."
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"The origin of the bowler... can be traced back..."
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"The simplest and most popular way to tip... a hat..."
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"is the Chatman Street method."
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"It is performed thusly."
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"Nathanial! You may sit down, Lawrence."
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"It is unfair to ask you to continue in the presence of this cackling baboon!"
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"Somebody's daddy's missing a leg!"
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"Since you seem so anxious to interrupt the proceedings with your infantile babble,"
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"kindly step forward and give us your presentation."
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"It would my pleasure, my dear underpaid professor."
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"Excuse me."
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"is a 14th century Norwegian evening derby."
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"Very few of these exist today, and those that do reside in museums or in the possession..."
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"of extraordinarily rich young men who happen to have rather large penises."
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"You are now officially a fancy lad."
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"And it is my sincere hope that you will bring dignity and humility to that high honor."
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"Oh, sure. In fact, I think I have the picture of his backside in my wallet..."
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"if you care to kiss it right here."
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"Nathanial, whatever shall become of you?"
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"Don't worry, about me, Timmons. My life shall never be anything less than perfect."
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"Okay, come on. Let's get this thing moving! Oh, and thank you for opening the door for me."
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"Good riddance, you horrible, dreadful, nasty little bastard."
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"You're driving too fast. Slow it down!"
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"Not that slow, imbecile. Speed up!"
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"What do you think you're doing?"
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"I merely suggested that you have the driving ability of a brain-dead laboratory, ape."
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"- Welcome to the real world, kid. - Well, fiine."
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"I'll just get right back in. I don't know what you... Hey! Come back here, you!"
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"Dear Lord,"
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"I'm about to embark on a brisk walk,"
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"I pray, do not allow me to break a sweat."
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"One, two, I'm walking."
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"The Golden Mist Seaport."
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"Oh, thank you. Thank..."
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"My luxurious suite on the Queen Catherine awaits me."
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"I'll be with you uno momento, my friend."
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"Oh, yes."
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"Oh, finally. Okay."
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"Pardon me..."
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"Oh, geez. Where are you..."
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"Stop it! Stop."
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"I've had it with you bunch of stinkos in here."
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"Look, I am in desperate need of assistance."
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"Well, well, well, what's on your mind, little girl?"
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"I realize that you are most likely the product of lower class inbreeding."
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"I have been wandering this dreary, village..."
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"- You wouldn't have any idea where she might be docked? - Ah, you know what you are?"
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"Boy, you're cute. Gosh, what a sweet little outfit."
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"Is it your little spring outfit?"
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"You couldn't be cuter. You're so adorable. Oh, my."
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"You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl."
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"She's a dietitian. Hey."
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"- Would you like to buy a monkey? - I don't wanna buy a monkey."
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"What?"
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"I can show you to that ship of yours."
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"- You will? - Right down this road."
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"because they're gonna start the banquet soon and I must tell you, I am famished."
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"Listen, do yourself a favor. Don't let 'em give you any of that flank steak bullshit."
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"You know what I'm sayin'? Try, the London Broil. Yeah."
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"- That's a good tip. I shall do it. - Sure, pamper yourself."
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"Well, I must tell you, for a yellow-eyed, gamey-smelling lowlife,"
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"- you really have quite a decent heart about you. - Well, thanks."
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"I'm not gonna touch you, shake your hand or get near you because you're all of that."
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"Oh, man, oh, man,"
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"do I hate them fancy lads."
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"Uh, here's my boarding pass."
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"Please take me to the ship's finest quarters 'cause I wish to draw a hot bath. What a day."
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"I ain't supposed to let nobody on the boat 'cause..."
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"Leo, no, no, no."
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"Oh, I see. This is the Queen Catherine."
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"Where we passengers pretend we're common type and slum it up a bit."
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"Deliciously chic."
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"- Step, step. - Yes, I know they're steps. I've seen steps before."
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"Marvelous!"
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"Oh, my, they sure do have an eye for detail, don't they?"
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"Awards all around."
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"You sure got things figured out, don't ya?"
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"I was never real good at figurin' stuff out. Captain says I'm dumb as a carp."
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"Here's how a harem girl dances."
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"Okay, well, thank you for that, whatever that was."
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"And now, enough of your silly gibberish. Go fetch me a cup of bouillon before I retire."
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"Bowl-yun."
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"Bowl-yawn."
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"Maybe it's just a fancy word for chum."
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"Sorry,. For a second, I thought you were my granny. She's dead."
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"- Right. - Well, here's your bouillon."
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"Thank you very, much. Now, will you please make sure that I'm not disturbed till 'morrow."
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"- Okay. Bye, lady. - Fine."
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"Oh, my."
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"A bit spicy."
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"Quite robust."
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"Whatever you say, Einstein."
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"We figured you were hungry, so we bought you a stick of gum."
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"Gum."
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"So, Skunk, what do you think? We got enough ocean behind us?"
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"- I think I'll turn in. Keep it steady, whatever works for you. - Okeydokey."
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"Don't this beat all, boys?"
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"trying to pull here, but it's painfully obvious..."
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"Oh, I see."
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"This is all part of the theme, right? Sure."
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"And you're just stage actors pretending to be filthy drunkards."
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"Bravo. Bravo, everyone. Long live the theater."
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"- Am I missing something here? - Holy shit in a handbasket. This moron got on the wrong boat."
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