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Clips from Cabin Boy (1994)

"Are you meaning to imply this is not the Queen Catherine?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Okay."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Okay, um... All right, look."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Okay. I apologize, but there's a happy ending to all this."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- I knew I shouldn't have had that last bottle of rotgut. - Gentlemen, no, no, no."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Don't walk away from me. Come back. No, no, no. Don't make me run."
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"Come on. You too. Come, come, come."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"It's painfully obvious to me that you have no idea who you're dealing with here."
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"You see, I... am a fancy lad."
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"Fancy lad!"
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"If you hinder my arrival, I'll just have my daddy put you all on trial and have you hanged."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Were you dropped on your head as a toddler?"
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"Don't you walk away from me, you big talking walrus!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"This issue is not negotiable."
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"I hate this."
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"I've had it since infancy."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"There, by the grace of God, floats away my manhood."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Simply put, a five-pound box of chocolate-covered macadamia nuts is yours..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"if you'll point this swill heap towards Hawaii, comprende?"
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"These stockings I'm wearing are made of pure imported silk from the mountains of Bennenia."
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"- They're yours if you get me to Hawaii. - Yeah?"
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"If my poor daddy doesn't hear from me soon, there's no telling what he might do."
Cabin Boy (1994)
""Gadinga pachinga castinga." That means "I kissed a girl.""
Cabin Boy (1994)
""Patuka cachuka stabuka.""
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"That means, "I felt up a girl's ass.""
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"All right. Fine."
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""Katinka kawinka kalinka." You know what that means."
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"- No, I don't. - Yes, you do."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Is there not one person on this boat who's not monstrously insane?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"There's no such thing as pleasant companionship on this tawdry vessel."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Captain Greybar says I got the attention span of a circus monkey."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I don't think your Capt. Greybar is qualified to cast aspersions on the character of others."
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"Pardon me, I seem to have forgotten your name."
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"Kenneth, uh..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"your captain has been under a great deal of stress recently and he's in need of a holiday."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"You mean like Halloween?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Wouldn't you like to help your weary, captain rest his rum-soaked bones?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Tonight, after they've all fallen asleep,"
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"- You think you're capable of that? - Sure."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I ain't too swift about other stuff, but I know maps real good."
Cabin Boy (1994)
""My wouldn't it be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii?""
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Yup, that sounds like him. You do good impressions."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Right. Okay, then fine. After they've all fallen into their alcohol-induced slumbers,"
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"Remember, this is our little secret, yeah?"
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"Swine."
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"Okay. Looks like all we gotta do is shift her..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"250,000 degrees... northeast..."
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"and we'll be headed straight for Hawaii."
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"Okay, we're goin' to Hawaii."
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"Okay, great. Well, good job, old boy."
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"And you know what? When we reach the islands, I may buy you a big red, shiny apple."
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"Geez, thanks."
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"A human tree stump."
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"After a brief derailment, my life is back on its proper course."
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"Fret not, Daddy. I shall be with you in a saint's whisper."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What in the Savior's name..."
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"What the... You doofus!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Everybody, get your asses outside! Move, move, move!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Maybe I should drop anchor. - Do you think that'll help?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Tell Capt. Greybar I hope he enjoys Hawaii."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"And remind him that we're almost out of margarine."
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"- Secure that boom! - Aye-aye, Captain."
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"Stop this!"
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"Grab the wheel!"
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"Looks like Kenny got us off course."
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"- I ain't seen that little sow anywhere. - Hey. What the hell is this!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Get over here, perfume boy!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"had I known he'd be blown overboard by a gust of wind, I never would have suggested it."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"If I'd have just listened to Mommy, I'd have gone into the goddamned butcher business,"
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"Goddammit. Fuck it. I'll never get out of here."
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"Goddammit, what am I supposed to do now? Catch 'em with my hands?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- and we got a crack in the mid-section that's drawing water. - Wonderful!"
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"Aaah! We got any options here?"
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"The only thing to do as far as I can tell is find a safe harbor and fix the boat."
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"Yeah, those flounders are bloodthirsty bastards."
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"Looks like we ain't got a choice."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"There's bad mojo all around here."
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"Instead of standing around philosophizin' like a bunch of old washer women,"
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"And I say we dump that jinx kid. He's a born Jonah."
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"As soon as we get to the island, he's history,."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"We'll send him out to pick berries or somethin' and then haul ass."
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"- Please don't harm me. I'm meek as a kitten. Truly I am. - Stop. Cease."
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"Listen here, boy. You got us groin-deep in trouble..."
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"and I am this close to turning your powdered ass into chum."
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"I must take offense to that. I haven't powdered my bottom since I was 17..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"you're gonna do every, dirty, shitty, snot-soaked job that needs doin' around here!"
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"- Got it? - Is there any good news?"
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"The good news... is that I may let you live."
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"And if you behave yourself,"
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"we'll drop you off in Hawaii,"
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"- Japan, wherever the hell you're goin'. - Thank you, Captain."
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"- That's what I wanted to hear. - Okay! First things first."
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"Get outta these sissy clothes and go put on some of Kenny's duds. God rest his sweet soul."
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"Yuck."
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"Be calm. Do it. Do it to it."
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"Oooh! That's it. The head came off and what's inside stinks and that's all I'm doing."
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"- I hate you. - Sorry,."
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"He did it."
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"There. Now here's something your fancy ass can't screw up."
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"And don't quit until every, square inch of this deck is clean..."
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"as a church piss house."
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"I'm sorry,. Could you explain this chore to me one more time?"
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"It's a little something we call "outward watch.""
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"All you gotta do is keep your eyes open for other boats, cars, flying saucers, shit like that."
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"That sounds a trifle peculiar but I suppose you're the experts."
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"Hey, one more thing? Is it true it's unsafe to drink seawater?"
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"That's a new one to me. It's water, ain't it?"
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"We gave you a carton of chocolate milk. What else you want?"
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"All right, Geronimo. Let's get your ass out there."
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"And in about a week, when your shift is over, give this rope a tug and we'll haul you in."
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"Great idea, Skipper. Finally, some peace and quiet."
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"Dullsville. It's Dullsville."
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"I hate it. I hate it."
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"About a number 15 it feels like. Ooo-kay."
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"What are you doing here? He didn't know..."
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"It's lunchtime. Yeah, it's lunchtime."
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"It's a pretty color."
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"I need something to drink fast. Come on! Come on. Come on."
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"Good afternoon, madam. Would you like to buy a donkey?"
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"Donkeys are on sale today through Thursday and be sure to visit our linen department..."
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