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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Angels and Mermaids (S03E03)

"if you're the one carrying the baby."
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"my male parts don't turn into female parts."
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"If I wanted to avoid doing things with people I hate,"
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"And believe me, I am only doing it for the money."
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"I would not be using hers."
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"It just sucks that you have to get so many shots."
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"Well, I had the option of taking them orally."
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"That's why."
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"Um..."
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"Let's back that up real quick."
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"with something a little more kid-friendly?"
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"Like, I don't know, "Minions?""
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"She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals."
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"Mermaids are a lot like Green Day."
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"In fact, they used to call Green Day"
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"- Is that true? - Mm-hmm."
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"Jonah, which puzzle seems more fun for the cabin?"
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""Bubbling Mountain Brook," or "Ankylosaurs?""
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"Okay, I'm gonna go hide it so nobody else"
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"Ooh, good idea."
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"Randy's coming over."
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"Cool."
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"You're gonna be having sex on a jigsaw puzzle in the Ozarks,"
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"and you're jealous of Randy?"
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"so that's just, you know, news to me, is all."
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"Cool."
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"I'm just gonna void this, and I'll do another one."
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""Gestational surrogacy agreement.""
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"Okay, wait, you think I want to steal your kid?"
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"It should be fine. It was the first one on Google."
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"Oh, look how cute!"
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"The treasure is seashells?"
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"I think you'd be a mer-man."
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"Okay, fine, God made us."
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"It's too complicated."
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"No, I believe in evolution."
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"We don't know that there were never unicorns."
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"A lot of people believe in angels!"
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""Surrogate shall be reimbursed"
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"You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it."
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"It's like a fat kid's fever dream."
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"Mermaids is a little juvenile, don't you think?"
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"Well, I mean, it is a two-year-old's birthday party,"
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"- Okay. - Bye."
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""I'm her actual mother.""
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"What does that even mean?"
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"and perfectly good parties."
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"I mean, mermaids is a better theme than Green Day."
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"- I like Green Day. - Really?"
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"Name three of their songs."
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"You are a very irritating person."
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"I just don't think that you should butt in."
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"You... you butt in all the time."
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"But I just wanted to make sure everything"
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, mostly there's just a couple small, little nitpicky"
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"things that might be worth discussing with Dina."
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"Well, you know, I-I don't want to butt in, or..."
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"You think mermaids would be better?"
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"just because she's your mom."
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"She never listens to what I want."
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""I am a grownup. I make my own decisions.""
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"Why don't we go talk to her together?"
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"how you believed in angels,"
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"celestial beings who look out for us."
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"No, they have halos and wings, they're angels."
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"Right."
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"I was just checking, so."
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"Are they goat? Are they dog? I don't know what they are."
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"- Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys! - Shh! Shh!"
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"See? He's a nice guy."
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"you're gonna need a machete"
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"- No. - Well, bring it on."
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"so you better pray to God your CLE credits are up to date."
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"Oh, is this whitefish?"
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"Kelly believes in 'em."
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"Well, I didn't ask about harps, but I assume..."
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"I mean, I don't believe in angels,"
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"then I respect that, you know?"
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"Because I'm about to order a 22-foot sub,"
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"All right, I'm engaging meaningfully."
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"And you know what? I'm not going to college."
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"What? Huh? No, we didn't talk about that."
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"Just 'cause you're my mom doesn't mean that"
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"or, I don't know, a monkey, maybe both."
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"Um, could we just quickly go back to the college thing..."
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"We had a reindeer in the store on Christmas."
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"I fell into the indoor pool"
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"And I mean,"
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"I sank like a brick."
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"And I remember thinking I'd never seen my parents again."
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"When suddenly, this figure appeared."
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"because he was, you know, in a pool?"
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"I know what I saw."
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"wasn't, um, an angel."
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"Maybe what you saw was just a pasty hotel guest in a robe."
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"So, I am sorry."
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"she's gonna end up in jail,"
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"Uh, yeah, I don't..."
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"I don't know that those two are exactly equivalent."
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"Jail, probably."
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"Hey, what do you think about Bo?"
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"Uh, I think he is an interesting individual."
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"I half expect my hand to buzz when he shakes it."
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"I don't think clowns do that any more,"
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"You're funny."
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"Listen, I apologize if I overreacted."
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"Oh, thank God. Me too."
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"- with Marcus in a few minutes. - What?"
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"What?"
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"- Why would you... - There's just an attraction"
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"Who knows?"
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"Amy and I think you need"
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"means getting rid of Bo."
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"Wait, what?"
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"I can't believe you guys."
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"The same rules as last time?"
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"And as soon as I give Sandra the shot,"
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"Oh, oh, oh, well, you know what else is happening?"
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"Glenn, you obviously don't want to use Sandra."
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