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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"living the kind of crazy lifestyle you can only find in the Big Apple."
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"- 97. - 97."
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"You told me even when you were a kid, you hated kids."
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"But she's Canadian."
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"Sync: MiniBen Proofreading: Flovap"
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"for the "Have You Met Team" for www.forom.com"
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"Ted, you do not have more game than me."
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"in the "Just Say No" assembly."
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"Excuse me. What?"
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"It's looking at me."
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"- Um, I'm Robin. - That's a bird's name."
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"Beep-beep-beep."
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"1,053-1/2 times."
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"Okay, well, then I guess you'd have no problem"
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"too late."
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"Ted?"
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"Wow, that's good."
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"Well... I should go inside."
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"It's Stacey."
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"He did not!"
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"Hey."
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"I don't really want to get physical too fast."
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"It was saturday night in New York City,"
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"and the young metropolit was out on the town,"
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"- 98. - 98."
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"- 99. - 99."
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"100!"
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"A hundred? We only got to 82 on our honeymoon."
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"So, Robin? I've got a guy for you."
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"- He's cute. He's funny. He's smart. - What's his "but"?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"When someone wants to set you up,"
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"they always tell you their good qualities first, but"
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"then they leave out their huge flaw."
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"She's totally hot and really fun."
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"But she has a dead tooth."
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"She's super-hot, and she's so successful."
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"But she has a pug that she pushes around in a stroller"
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"She's so cute, and she's so smart."
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"But her last boyfriend had to get a restraining order against her,"
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"and then his cat and new vacuum cleaner both went missing."
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"Wow! Set it up!"
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"I'm still convinced she killed my turtle."
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"Hey, you know what? Not every setup has a "but.""
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"What about, um, Jamie, that girl that Lily set you up with?"
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"She was really nice."
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"If memory serves me, she had a huge "but.""
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"Her huge butt."
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"Nailed it!"
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"Well, there's nothing wrong with this guy."
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"He's really nice, and he's really cute..."
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"But?"
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"Fine."
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"But he has a kid."
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"Aha! There it is! Robin's not going out with a guy with a kid."
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"But the guy is really great, and his kid's sweet."
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"- He's in my class. - It doesn't matter. Robin hates kids."
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"I don't hate kids."
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"Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?"
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"I go to school all week."
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"Can't I just have five minutes to myself"
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"to read Highlights and drink my juice?"
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"Okay, yes, kids are not my favorite thing in the world,"
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"- but I like them. - Well, you don't want to have them."
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"I like sports cars,"
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"but it doesn't mean I want to push a Ferrari through my vagina."
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"Shotgun."
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"You can't blame us for thinking that the kid would be a problem."
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"I mean, if we were friends with Garfield,"
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"we wouldn't set him up on a date with Mondays."
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"You know what? The kid is not a problem."
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"I want to meet this guy."
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"- Okay. That's awesome! - Yeah."
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"Hey, what's my "but"?"
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"You know, I'm a... I'm really nice, but..."
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"But she's afraid of commitment."
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"But she's a gun nut."
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"But she didn't like Field of Dreams."
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"- I can't think of... - You don't have a "but.""
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"How I met your mother 3x02 - We're Not From Here"
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"Okay. I've got it."
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"Here. Put on this eye patch."
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"- Why? - The ultimate ice-breaker."
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"A bunch of cobras got loose in Central Park."
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"You and I are jogging..."
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"training for the Death Valley Iron Man."
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"No big deal. We do it every year."
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"Suddenly,"
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"we see these snake bastards"
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"sneaking towards a little baby. Not on our watch."
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"You grab the kid, I strangle six cobras with my bare hands."
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"Women of New York, one at a time, please."
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"So what are the eye patches for?"
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"- We got bit. - On the eye?"
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"Yes."
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"Both of us?"
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"They're different eyes. I don't know see why this bumps you!"
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"Patch up!"
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"So Robin went on a date with George,"
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"the guy with the kid, and afterwards..."
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"Okay, here's the thing."
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"George is a great guy. We had a wonderful date."
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"But?"
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"Great. I can't wait to meet him."
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""Can't wait to meet him"?"
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"Why did I say that? I don't want to meet his kid."
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"Well, you knew you'd meet him sooner or later."
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"Oh. I was just hoping for later, like"
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"in 20 years when I'm a cougar and he's as hot as his dad."
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"Robin, what's the big deal? He's just a kid."
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"He's not going to bite."
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"He may bite. We're working on biting."
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"Why is this kid around anyway? Shouldn't he be with his mom?"
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"I mean, what kind of lawyer does this guy have"
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"if he has to take care of the kid all the time?"
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"A good one. He won full custody."
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"He won?! He won?"
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"Oh, God, getting the kid is winning, isn't it?"
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"Don't tell anyone I said that."
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"I'm going out buying eye patches."
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