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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Accidental Text on Purpose (S09E09)

"I can pay you separately, perhaps."
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"Hey, what are you doing? I just opened this up for me."
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"I don't care. That doesn't mean anything."
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"I don't know what to tell you, buddy."
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"- Friend of Marty's. - Yeah."
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"- Good to see ya. - Nice to see you."
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"- We should play. - Let's do that. I'll talk to Marty."
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"- And I'll get Jeff. You know Jeff? - I love Jeff."
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"- That's a great foursome. - Yeah, it's a good foursome."
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"- Nathan: Great. - Uh, I think I'm there."
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"Okay, that's me. Thank you."
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"Attendant: Sir, sir, I'm sorry. This is for first-class passengers."
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"- I know, but I-- I... - Your ticket's for 11C, sir."
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"and I can upgrade you, and..."
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"- Sir. - No? Okay."
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"Sir, can I ask you a really big favor?"
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"I have a medical condition"
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"and I have to get up a lot."
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"Is there any way I could sit in the aisle"
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"I mean, I got the-- I can't sit in the middle."
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"It's claustro-- claustrophobic in there."
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"It's okay. I just have to ask because I'm up so often."
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"- I'm sorry. - I'll die in the middle."
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"It's so painful, too."
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"- 'cause it's gonna be a run. - ( sighs ) Okay, fine."
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"Really?"
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"You are such a gentleman. Thank you so much."
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"Heh-hey, my lucky day."
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"( scoffs ) Yeah, mine, too."
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"I'm just looking for the little thing."
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"Nathan: Give it here."
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"Can I grab one of your Kleenex, please?"
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"( blows nose )"
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"( coughing )"
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"No. No."
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"- Long, deep breaths. - Attendant #2 over PA: Excuse me, everyone."
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"can you please ring your call button?"
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"Hey, they're asking for a doctor."
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"You're not gonna heed the call?"
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"Give it a minute. He's gonna be fine."
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"( scoffs ) How do you know? You don't even know what he has."
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"You ever been part of an emergency landing? Is that what you want, Larry?"
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"To spend the night in Lubbock, Texas, at a Days Inn"
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"with a $15 voucher from Cinnabon?"
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"Think about it."
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"I'd like to use the bathroom."
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"- Here. - Thank you."
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"Yeah, don't-- don't move too much."
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"- Don't get up. - ( sighs )"
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"I'm so glad I ran into you on this flight."
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"I'll call up Marty. We'll set up a game."
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"Yeah, yeah, we'll play."
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"Oh, you got up."
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"By the way, that's the first time that you got up the entire trip."
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"That was a total bullshit story about the bladder."
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"- I have a medical condition. - Medical."
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"( mocking ) You got a medical condition."
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"One day, you're-- you're gonna really have to go to the bathroom,"
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"and no one's gonna let you."
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"I had to sit in the middle"
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"the entire trip because of you!"
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"Thank you."
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"Welcome back."
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"Fuck, no. I wouldn't do that shit."
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"You know what, that's not gonna make me wash a car."
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"If anything, I'm not gonna wash it."
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"- I wouldn't wash it. - Just to annoy this guy."
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"Ladies don't do that kind of shit."
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"- No! - That's good grammar."
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"- You wash me! You wash me! - Yeah."
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"Nah. Is that one of those "Star Trek" movies?"
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"- She's gorgeous. - Is she naked in the movie?"
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"No, it was-- it was from the '60s."
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"Nobody-- nobody got naked in the '60s."
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"She's gotta be naked in something."
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"Well, if you come across anything, let me know."
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"You know I'ma look."
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"He refused to see the person?"
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"I don't know what happened on the plane,"
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"but he's a great guy to play golf with."
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"Very surprising."
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"Do you care about the character"
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"of people you play golf with"
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"if they leave you alone on the course?"
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"No, I'm happy to play with a reprobate"
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"if he has a good personality"
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"and I enjoy playing with him."
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"I'll play with reprobates."
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"- Yeah? - Oh, really?"
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"- Yes. - You, Manson, Ramirez, and Hitler."
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"- That's a good foursome. - If they play fast."
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"- If they play fast. - I'd rather play with a fast Manson"
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"- Any day of the week. - Yeah, you're a little slow."
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"I line my ball up, I look, I hit it."
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"Don't forget. Don't make any plans."
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"- He's gotta see me off. - See you off?"
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"- It's an hour away. - So what?"
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"You know what, Larry, it's not surprising to me"
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"that you're the only one of this group who's here as a single..."
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"Maybe if you would've seen Cheryl off a few more times,"
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"- you'd still be together. - I don't think so."
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"- He wants to, trust me. - No, trust me, he doesn't."
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"Susie: Okay, Kreskin. Could read my mind."
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"You think you know what goes on"
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"in the complexities of my brain"
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"and who I am."
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"Who are you? You're a Jew from the Bronx!"
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"Jeff: I can't wait to see her off."
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"Please do not sit on the arm of the chair."
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"Dinner is served."
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"- Did you fucking catch that? - I caught it!"
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"Oh, oh, oh. Honey, you forgot your drink."
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"Thanks."
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"Susie: Oh, Marilyn, the table's gorgeous!"
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"- Hey. - Huh?"
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"You ever called her honey before?"
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"- I'm so sorry. You just missed it. - I'm on that flight."
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"I'm trying my best to accommodate you."
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"Golden rule's on top, federal law is second."
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"( sighs )"
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