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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Black Swan (S07E07)

"- Nat: I think down there. - Really?"
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"- Yeah, here. - Larry: This is mom's grave?"
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"Larry: "past away"?"
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""Passed away." P-a-s-s-e-d."
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""Beloved mother of Larry" would've been nice."
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"No no, it takes a long time to get onions well-done."
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"- Just in town for the day. - Going back to New York?"
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"Why didn't you introduce us?"
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"He's from New York. You're never gonna see him again."
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"( Cell phone ringing ) - ...To introduce every single person you know."
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"and he needed to hear my voice."
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"All right. Let's hit it."
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"What does it matter now? What does it matter now?"
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"You know what they do here? It's an 18% tip included."
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"- I don't care for it. - You're protesting."
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"It's not that much. It's 2%."
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"I'm protesting math. Exactly."
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"I know."
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"- Shove it up your ass. - Are you happy you had the onions?!"
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"Yes, you."
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"- Did you? - Yeah, I did have to yell and scream."
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"He's looking for a ball for half an hour."
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"That's exactly what happened. Norm is dead."
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"because I heard so many stories about you when I joined this club"
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"and I could not believe that they were all true about one human being."
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"Hey, let me tell you something:"
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"Early. Good idea."
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"So what's the deal with the "Seinfeld" reunion? Are they all doing it?"
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"Oh my gosh, wait till you see this!"
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"This is what I live to do. It's my passion."
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"Okay. You know what I'm gonna do?"
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"- What do you think of that? - Are you serious?"
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"I'll do it. I don't want you to worry about that."
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"- That's everything. - Uncle nat, look who you raised."
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"Okay, you know what? Do me a favor"
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"- Will do. - Thank you."
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"I think it's out of respect for norm."
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"Nobody's calling anybody. We'll get kicked out of the club."
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"Yeah, let's bury it. We'll bury it in the woods."
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"- Yes, let's get out of here. - Oh, that's a wonderful idea."
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"have a little lunch, enjoy themselves,"
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"Hey, let me remind you of something, asshole:"
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"- You killed a swan. - Shut up! Shut up!"
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"( Speaks Spanish )"
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"Why did I order Turkey?"
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"He's right. All you're doing is complaining about your food."
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"I told you to get the fruit. It's delicious."
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"I had fruit this morning. What am I gonna order it twice for?"
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"You get the acid. It'll rip a hole in your stomach."
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"( Barks order )"
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"Now what are we gonna do?"
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"- A bird! - It was self-defense!"
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"Why even bury it? Why were you thinking of burying it?"
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"So, gentlemen."
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"You know what this is?"
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"It tells me who played"
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"Oh. You played."
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"Beautiful black swan?"
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"( All clamoring )"
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"- Who are you? - I'm a guest here."
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"You. You smart guy."
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"Well, I don't think... No, I don't think I do."
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"- For life? - Whole life."
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"If you tell me. Tell me."
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"Um, no I really can't think of who could've done it."
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"Yeah?"
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"- You kill kyoko? - No."
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"- Yeah. - No."
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"- Hey, where you going? - Oh, they're having a memorial for norm at the club."
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"( Scoffs )"
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"She's great with lotions!"
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"It's very wrong of you to ask me that."
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"I just thought it would be a gesture. It would be nice."
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"your goddamn traps shut about this swan."
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"the one with the cockle shells, the one with the feathers,"
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"and let's not forget the red one you're making for that asshole stonemason."
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"Larry, I'm not gonna tell anybody. Don't worry."
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"- I'm thinking about my mom and dad. - Really?"
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"- Okay. - My god."
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"- Honestly. - I'm an asshole?"
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"I'm ed... the stonemason."
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"I'm doing norm's headstone."
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"Oh, you wanted an introduction."
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"I know, but there's extenuating circumstances."
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"Look at this."
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"And where else? The place he loved the most..."
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"and enjoying a leisurely game of golf."
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"Thank you."
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"Sorry. What are you doing here?"
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"The swan is dead, Larry."
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"and at that pond with norm."
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"Norm. Heart attack. Down. That's what happened."
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"but whoever did it"
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"was a hero."
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"All right."
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"Thank you again. Really."
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"Yes, Mr. Takahashi?"
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"( Laughs )"
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"Very much!"
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"They like you so much."
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"I don't know. I don't remember. I haven't been here in years."
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"- This is it right here. - Larry: This is it?"
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"P-a-s-t?"
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"Dad, you spelled "passed" wrong."
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"It's not spelled p-a-s-t."
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"I know how to spell it."
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"That's $50 a letter."
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"You spelled it wrong on purpose to save $100?!"
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"Yes, why not?"
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"It has the same meaning. Everybody knows what it means."
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"- It's not the same meaning. - You saved $100?!"
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"I would've paid for it."
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"- I-i... - Are you kidding?"
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"I didn't ask you because I didn't want to bother you."
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"That was the whole idea."
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"Honestly, this is not the nicest way..."
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"- This is insane. - To honor your wife."
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"Okay, I'm sorry. I gotta change this."
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