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Clips from The Boondocks - The Red Ball (S03E03)

"* I am the stone The builder refused *"
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"* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *"
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"* So that you can know Left from right *"
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"* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *"
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"Our kickball team is very formidable this year."
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"but our team shits on your team."
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"However, my associates are getting nervous."
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"That's not possible."
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"to work this out."
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"It's because of him I quit the game in the first place"
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"It was a blowout."
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"You suck!"
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"And you snapped."
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"Well, too bad. Ed Wuncler owns everything,"
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"And I'm trying to be his best friend."
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"Harmonious Kickball Tournament is the greatest"
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"One hundred and twenty-nine years ago,"
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"except it involved a red rubber ball and a lot of kicking."
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"Today, in the spirit of harmony between our two cities,"
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"known as the Wushung/Woodcrest Junior/Senior"
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"Hit it, Jenny."
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"and I couldn't have that."
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"correctly assuming the emotional trauma of the event"
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"would make you quit the game."
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"But that's how good of an opponent you were."
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"First, courtesy of Blackwater USA, the senior squad..."
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"That's Photoshopped."
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"My banks, your home, everything."
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"You think I'm bad, just wait until the Chinese"
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"No yacht for you."
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"Why will you not play in the Harmonious Kickball Tournament?"
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"I am captain of the Wushung Harmonious Junior/Senior"
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"All right, bring it in."
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"A few minutes ago,"
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"from the junior squad of the Woodcrest Harmonious"
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"We must immediately find a replacement for these players."
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"I'm now exploring the possibility of child soldiers"
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"Why? I hate fucking Chinese."
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"with the youngest Chinese sweatshop labor we could find."
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"Both teams on the field and already there seems to be"
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"any player must be a resident of Wushung or Woodcrest."
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"Looks like the Wushung team has one too many adult members."
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"but I assure you he is only 12 years old."
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"Let's go, Huey!"
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"And here's the pitch."
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"Huey's not having the best"
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"And another strike."
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"Huey Freeman is getting that pitching arm warmed up now,"
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"and that is two back-to-back strikeouts."
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"Dolo steps up to the plate."
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"That's gonna leave a mark..."
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"Good job, boy. This game is more important than you."
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"In the kicker's box right now"
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"but it'll get the job done."
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"And Ming lets go with a fireball."
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"Apologizing here."
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"Mr. Freeman steps up."
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"Looks like he's gonna take one of those"
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"I'm out. Yep, I'm out."
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"There he goes."
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"Lights out for the old man. You're out!"
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"These folks are giving the Americans quite a schooling."
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"We got an easy out now and the ball..."
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"I don't know what's going on here,"
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"Nice tennis shoes, by the way."
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"Probably made by tiny little hands in a Chinese factory."
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"Now the Chinese have..."
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"Now that is three-on-one, and that's horrible."
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"Listen, I don't care the refs are cheating."
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"We cannot lose this game. The stakes are too high."
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"This is stupid. I'm going home."
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"and my big-titty porn."
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"It's up to you, Huey."
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"and decide to play like a winner,"
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"That's the Huey Freeman this city has fallen in love with"
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"and feared slightly too, I gotta admit that."
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"Folks, we got us a game all of a sudden here."
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"This is your ultimate contest?"
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"My grandfather told me if I disgrace him with failure,"
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"I too dream of the day"
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"to have that choice."
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"and impartial replacement."
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"He believed that? What a stupid idiot."
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"Eh?"
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"Hey, did he just...?"
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"Or as they say in your language:"
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"Unbelievable."
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"We are looking at an altogether different type"
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"Wow!"
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"Oh! Take your base."
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"I've never seen moves like this before."
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"This isn't kickball,"
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"And neither the coaches nor the referee seem to care."
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"Hold on, hold on."
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"the score is now tied 8 to 8."
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"* America, America *"
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"* And crown thy good With brotherhood *"
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"* From sea to shining sea *"
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"And look at the determination."
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"Ming trying to crawl to first base."
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"Freeman is on his feet."
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"You out, little girl."
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"Ming. Are you okay?"
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"A deal's a deal, Long."
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"and order some Chinese."
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"* That made lady Sing the blues *"
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"* To call your brother sun *"
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"* The story that just begun *"
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"* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop *"
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"I admit, I am envious of you."
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"In China, if you lose $20 billion, they shoot you."
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"Here, they give you another $20 billion."
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"Amusing."
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"My granddaughter Ming is the team captain."
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"I am hoping it will be an epic contest."
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"No offense to your granddaughter, Mr. Long Do,"
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"We'll see."
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"I hate to spoil such a beautiful day with such a close friend"
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