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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Jean Stapleton (S03E03)

"- Good luck, Miss Stapleton. - Good luck, Miss Stapleton."
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"I am normal."
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"[gasps]"
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"Welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"Is it too late to go into hibernation?"
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"♪ It's Tico time for all the lovers on the block ♪"
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"♪ I love that not-so-cuckoo cuckoo in the clock ♪"
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"♪ She loves that not-so-cuckoo cuckoo in the clock ♪"
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"Am I crazy or was that good?"
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"- Oh, OK. - Yeah, you have to learn Spanish"
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"if you're gonna train Mexican jumping beans."
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"I know how to find out. All I have to do is say "Arriba.""
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"Arriba! Arriba!"
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"[groans] I hope he doesn't eat my waltzing walnuts."
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"Miss Jean Stapleton."
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"♪ Play a simple ♪"
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"- You forgot something. - Oh, I never forget."
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"♪ Musical demon Set your honey a-dreamin' ♪"
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"- Now everyone! - ♪ I want to listen to rag ♪"
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"Sandwich! Here's your sandwich, frog!"
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"Now who was it?"
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"Why don't you just leave the sandwich?"
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"It ain't been paid for yet."
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"[groans] Walnut and lima bean, is that what it is?"
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"- Oh, I'm so happy. - Why is that?"
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"Yes, it's my herring aid."
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"Oh, Laticia, I love you."
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"Say, are you pulling my leg?"
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"It just dropped off."
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"♪ It's coat is, oh, so warm ♪"
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"♪ It comes each day with me to school ♪"
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"♪ When I would cry and sing ♪"
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"- ♪ Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow wow ♪ - Bark bark."
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"Uh, Miss Stapleton,"
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"on this unsavory program."
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"- Oh, thank you, but I'm enjoying it. - Hmm."
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"I'm having a lot of fun."
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"Well, you all know around here that he doesn't speak real Swedish?"
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"- He what?! - No, he doesn't."
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"He... Uh, send in the Chef!"
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"Well, you tell him that this must end."
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"he'll speak only in his native tongue."
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"I never thought of putting you in the melodrama."
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"Oh, well, hmm... I see your point."
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"Oh, Mr. Kermit, sir,"
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"Yes."
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"[piano music]"
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"[audience boos and hisses]"
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"Curses, foiled again."
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"[both] We're Junior Swamp Scouts. Hooray, hooray!"
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"Hey... Oh, that does it!"
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"[grunting] Where's that frog?"
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"You're forgiven."
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"[squeaks]"
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"of being ridiculously tall and spindly."
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"But now comes the Honeydew shrinking pill."
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"- [clears throat] Take one, Beaker. - Hmm."
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"OK, strike the Muppet Lab set, please."
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"I really would rather not do it."
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"Now where's Crazy Harry?"
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"Oh, no, this is a wonderful idea."
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"Oh! You darling!"
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"- The boiler? - I'll get up the steam."
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"The explodaphone."
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"and throwing it away,"
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"Oh!"
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"♪ The heavenly blisses of his kisses ♪"
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"♪ He's sweet just like chocolate candy ♪"
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"♪ And sweet as honey from the bee ♪"
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"♪ And Harry's wild about ♪"
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"Thank you! Well, those of you with nervous dispositions"
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"if somebody says just anything."
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"♪ He's just wild about me ♪"
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"♪ He's sweet just like chocolate candy ♪"
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"♪ Oh, I'm just wild about Harry ♪"
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"♪ Cannot do without ♪"
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"♪ Harry's wild about ♪"
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"♪ Me ♪"
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"will be very happy to know that we have reached"
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"the end of The Muppet Show."
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"But, before we go, let us have a warm thank you"
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"for our courageous guest star."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Jean Stapleton. Yay!"
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"Thank you, Kermit. I really got a kick out of it."
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"Did someone say "Kick out of it?""
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"- [all shout] - [crazy laugh]"
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"Harry, you're not supposed to set those off"
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"Oh, help. Good night."
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"Did someone say "Help, good night?""
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"No!"
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"- I liked that last number. - What did you like about it?"
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"It was the last number."
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"[knocking on door]"
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"Jean Stapleton, 30 seconds to curtain, Miss Stapleton."
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"Thank you."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"There's just one thing I've got to remember."
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"[gasps] Jean, get a grip on yourself."
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"Oh, no, I didn't mean that!"
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"No, please!"
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star,"
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"Miss Jean Stapleton! Yay!"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪"
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"- [applause] - Thank you, thank you."
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"The show they said would never get off the ground."
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"Uh, they were right."
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"But we are fortunate enough"
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"to have with us as our special guest,"
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"a wonderful actress and television star,"
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"Miss Jean Stapleton."
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"- Kermit, excuse me, excuse me. - What is it, Fozzie?"
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"- I gotta tell you what happened. - Mm-hmm."
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