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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Alice Cooper (S03E03)

"Ready whenever you say, Scooter."
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"Uh, sir, I think there's something you should know."
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"[drum roll]"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"- [thudding, chains rattling] - That does it! I'm leaving!"
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"♪ 'Cause life is just a dream here ♪"
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"♪ You know inside you feel ♪"
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"♪ Right at home ♪"
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"♪ I think you're gonna feel you belong ♪"
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"[creatures mumbling]"
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"Oh, would you like to be a rock star?"
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"Uh, yes, I have a friend that runs a service."
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"Yeah, well, when I said I wanted to be a rock star,"
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"I mean, well, I'd like to be an astronaut too."
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"and write in "astronaut.""
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"But that I heard."
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"Weird, weird show."
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"- [squeaks] - Well, [clears throat]"
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"But now, the germ enlarger makes the microscope obsolete."
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"[crashing]"
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"- Comes out of your pay, Beaker. - [whimpering]"
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"And sometimes..."
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"Who was that?"
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"I've never known a toothache this bad before."
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"barbaric, naughty..."
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"I'm gonna stay right down here in the canteen"
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"[sighing] Why can't we have one thing nice on this show tonight?"
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"♪ Somewhere ♪"
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"♪ Dreams that you dare to dream ♪"
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"♪ Someday I'll wish upon a star ♪"
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"♪ That's where you'll ♪"
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"♪ If happy little bluebirds fly ♪"
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"Think about that, folks."
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"[gasping]"
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"[howling]"
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"♪ Jumping fences climbing trees ♪"
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"- ♪ 'Cause this is my ♪ - ♪ Once a year day ♪"
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"[humming]"
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"♪ Once a year day ♪"
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"♪ I'd like to take you to heaven ♪"
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"♪ I wanna reach out and touch you ♪"
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"[door shuts]"
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"Oh, all right, all right! That's better!"
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"Creep!"
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"[door slams]"
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"- [electrical distortion] - Yeah, hello, boss?"
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"When we last saw the spaceship, Swinetrek,"
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"Well, you could give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
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"- Mmm-hmm. - Ready?"
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"Hey... what..."
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"But, uh... But, uh, uh..."
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"No, I think he looks weird."
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"I'm just trying to make him feel better, dummo."
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"Yeah... What did you think of that?"
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"[♪ School's Out]"
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"♪ Well, we got no choice ♪"
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"♪ If that don't suit ya That's a drag ♪"
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"♪ School's out forever ♪"
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"[all laughing]"
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"♪ School's out with fever ♪"
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"[knocking on door]"
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"Alice Cooper, 15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Cooper."
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"[creatures hissing, snickering]"
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"- Yes. - These monsters aren't ours."
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"I know. They're mine."
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"[Scooter howls]"
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star,"
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"Alice Cooper! Yay! [shudders]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"You've gotta admit, the opening is catchy."
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"So is smallpox."
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational Inspirational ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"Hi there, and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"Tonight, our special guest star"
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"is one of the world's most talented,"
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"but frightening performers, Alice Cooper."
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"So, beware of ghoulies and ghosties"
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"and long-legged beasties and things that go bump in the night."
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"- [creaking] - [Kermit shrieks]"
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"[♪ Welcome To My Nightmare]"
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"♪ Welcome to my nightmare ♪"
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"♪ I think you're gonna like it ♪"
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"♪ I think you're gonna feel ♪"
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"- ♪ You belong ♪ - [giggling]"
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"♪ Welcome to my nightmare ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ Welcome to my breakdown ♪"
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"♪ I hope I didn't scare you ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way we are when we come down ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ We sweat and laugh and scream here ♪"
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"[thunderclap]"
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"♪ Here ♪"
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"♪ Welcome to my breakdown Yeah ♪"
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"[thunderclap]"
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"♪ Welcome to my nightmare Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪"
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"♪ I think you're gonna like it ♪"
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"♪ Welcome to my nightmare Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪"
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"♪ Welcome to my nightmare Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪"
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"Where do you suppose he got the name Alice?"
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"It's a family name. He was named after a maiden uncle."
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"[both laugh]"
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"Hey, it wasn't spooky like this when Julie Andrews did the show."
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"Let's see, what's next?"
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"William Tell act onstage, you guys."
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"Come on, move it! Move it!"
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"[stuttering] Don't shout! It makes me n... n... nervous."
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"- OK, way to go, Alice. - Oh, thank you, Kermit."
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"It must be great to be a rock star."
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"Uh, well, uh, yeah, sure, love to be a rock star."
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"Well, then, just sign this contract."
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"Contract?"
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"He could guarantee to make you a rock star."
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