Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Ted Lasso - Pilot (S01E01)

"Hey. I love what you've done to the place."
Ted Lasso
"I suppose I could go for any number of reasons, really."
Ted Lasso
"having led this team through yet another remarkably average season."
Ted Lasso
"Or maybe it's because you insist on wearing those tiny shorts"
Ted Lasso
"And there's the other one."
Ted Lasso
"Liam and Noel."
Ted Lasso
"This is a bit of surprising news from the other side of the Atlantic."
Ted Lasso
"Recently, it was Coach Lasso leading the Division II Wichita State Shockers"
Ted Lasso
"celebrating a moment of joy with his team"
Ted Lasso
"in a way that you really have to see to understand."
Ted Lasso
"I don't necessarily know that understanding is what we're doing."
Ted Lasso
"Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, but taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it?"
Ted Lasso
"-You didn't sleep at all? -Not a wink."
Ted Lasso
"No. My brain just kept on cooking."
Ted Lasso
"Right. Not the London Bridge, 'cause this one's still up."
Ted Lasso
"Oi! Hello!"
Ted Lasso
"Do we apologize?"
Ted Lasso
"-Sorry about that, grass. -Sorry, grass."
Ted Lasso
"Here we go."
Ted Lasso
"How do you take your tea?"
Ted Lasso
"Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker." Right?"
Ted Lasso
"Now, would you like a tour?"
Ted Lasso
"The first match was played in 1897."
Ted Lasso
"-Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -I do."
Ted Lasso
"But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?"
Ted Lasso
"Okay. And now look at this fella up here."
Ted Lasso
"How you holding up?"
Ted Lasso
"-So, we'll need you to speak to the press. -Yeah."
Ted Lasso
"Okay."
Ted Lasso
"All right. How y'all doing?"
Ted Lasso
"There's Coach."
Ted Lasso
"Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry."
Ted Lasso
"You know what? You can put your hands down."
Ted Lasso
"-What was that? -Two halves."
Ted Lasso
"They're gonna give you everything they got for two halves, win or lose."
Ted Lasso
"Right. Y'all do ties here."
Ted Lasso
"Sorry. That's going to take some getting used to for me."
Ted Lasso
"All right, one final question."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah."
Ted Lasso
"Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the fellow that bends it like himself."
Ted Lasso
"-Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it! -You dickhead, mate."
Ted Lasso
"Who the fuck are you?"
Ted Lasso
"Not off the top of my head, no."
Ted Lasso
"Who won the league last year?"
Ted Lasso
"Am I wrong?"
Ted Lasso
"Well, it's a bit harsh."
Ted Lasso
"Now, Coach Lasso may not have the CV that you all find acceptable,"
Ted Lasso
"but he does have one thing this club doesn't:"
Ted Lasso
"Thank you so much."
Ted Lasso
"Thank you."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah."
Ted Lasso
"but after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice."
Ted Lasso
"Coach Lasso is just what we need."
Ted Lasso
"See, my ex-husband truly loved only one thing his entire life: this club."
Ted Lasso
"And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground."
Ted Lasso
"Just in and out, over and over, in a constant loop."
Ted Lasso
"That's what GIFs do, isn't it? They're just..."
Ted Lasso
"-Thank you, Higgins. -Thank you."
Ted Lasso
"All this vernacular. Gonna be tough."
Ted Lasso
"You continue to impress, Nathan."
Ted Lasso
"Sam Obisanya. He's a right back defender outta the Nigerian league."
Ted Lasso
"It's kinda like America these days."
Ted Lasso
"Smells like potential."
Ted Lasso
"Ding, ding, ding."
Ted Lasso
"My favorite of the jungle cats."
Ted Lasso
"Thanks, thanks, thanks."
Ted Lasso
"Yeesh."
Ted Lasso
"Last time I saw eyes that cold,"
Ted Lasso
"Don't stop what you're doing."
Ted Lasso
"My name's Ted Lasso. This here is Coach Beard."
Ted Lasso
"but, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy,"
Ted Lasso
"No, I'm here to pick up that one."
Ted Lasso
"I mean, I can stay if you want."
Ted Lasso
"What you doing in there?"
Ted Lasso
"All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork."
Ted Lasso
"-Pow. Yeah. -Old-school."
Ted Lasso
"-Do you even tweet? -Nah."
Ted Lasso
"But I do beatbox all right."
Ted Lasso
"Thank you. Hey, and thanks again for the lift."
Ted Lasso
"That's all right."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, this you, Nate?"
Ted Lasso
"I'm assuming that's a promotion and substantial pay rise"
Ted Lasso
"But I'm sure it won't be harder than it was"
Ted Lasso
"No, no, that's okay. No. I just wanted to hear your voice."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, I miss you."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, how you doing?"
Ted Lasso
"Yeah. Well, you know, so far so good. You know?"
Ted Lasso
"It's gonna take some getting used to, yeah."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah. No, that's true, that's true. Yeah."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah, and tell you what, they got a cute neighborhood too."
Ted Lasso
"Come on! Come on! Let's do this!"
Ted Lasso
"Rupert and I bought this on our fifth anniversary."
Ted Lasso
"Well, you have exquisite taste."
Ted Lasso
"Do you want it?"
Ted Lasso
"But it's a Hockney. It must be worth a million pounds."
Ted Lasso
"Good point. You should've said yes."
Ted Lasso
"-Auction pile, please. -Right away, ma'am."
Ted Lasso
"So, Mrs. Mannion--"
Ted Lasso
"Excuse me. Ms. Welton."
Ted Lasso
"George is here."
Ted Lasso
"If he's here, why isn't he here?"
Ted Lasso
"Yes. Good point."
Ted Lasso
"George."
Ted Lasso
"-Higgy boy. -Good one."
Ted Lasso
"Did you do it yourself or get some poof to help you?"
Ted Lasso
"I could ask the same of your hair. Please."
Ted Lasso
"She's a cheeky one, isn't she?"
Ted Lasso
"Right, love. Listen, I've got training in a minute."
Ted Lasso
"So whatever it is you need to get off your impressive chest,"
Ted Lasso
"-let me have it. -Of course."
Ted Lasso
"You're fired."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah, right."
Ted Lasso
"And I'll be buying out the remainder of your contract. So..."
Ted Lasso
"Wish you the best of luck."
Ted Lasso
"Fired? What the fuck for?"
Ted Lasso
"Your casual misogyny, for one."
Ted Lasso
"-What? -I know, it's a big word."
Ted Lasso
"Ask one of your daughters what it means."
Ted Lasso
"that force me to see one of your testicles."
Ted Lasso
Show more clips