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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - North by North DiPesto (S02E02)

"It's a new year, that's all. A new year."
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"Yes, I did."
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"...was gonna be the same as the day before?"
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"To know every week is gonna be the same as every other week."
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"A band whose idea of hot is playing "Born in the U.S.A." on the accordion."
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"It's..."
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"-Was he nice? -Nicer than nice."
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"At first I thought he'd made a mistake..."
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"No kidding, facial hair and everything? That explains the smile."
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"-Perfect cure for UMS. -UMS?"
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"Telephone call for Agnes DiPesto at the front desk."
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"-So how'd you do? -Excuse me?"
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"What is it exactly you wanna do with this?"
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"...gave me these tickets to go to this dance, and I met this guy."
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"If you're a woman, death after the first date..."
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"Whatever it was, I didn't sleep through it, did 1?"
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"-Answer the question, Agnes. -No."
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"I like what you're doing with your hair there."
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"It's very different, very nice."
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"You're a very special woman, Agnes."
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"...not to let me go where I wanted to go."
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"The man who infiltrated us was Kyle."
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"Just like he was supposed to, just as you had planned it."
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"Get back here, you!"
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"Hey, you!"
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"Honest Injun."
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"Morning, Ms. Hayes. Morning, Mr. Addison."
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"Sorry I'm a little late. Actually, I'm a lot late."
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"Yeah..."
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"-...for next week's episode. -I'll buy that."
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"You looking for something?"
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"Get back to your workstation."
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"It's not there."
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"He switched the numbers. He switched the numbers."
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"-Morning, Ms. DiPesto. -Morning, Ms. Hayes."
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"Ms. DiPesto, is everything all right?"
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"All right?"
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"Well, you seem a little, I don't know, down."
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"Down? Me? No, I'm not down."
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"All right."
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"Blue Moon Detective Agency."
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"If you're in trouble, if you're in a jam, don't tell me, I don't give a damn."
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"Ms. DiPesto, would you step into my office."
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"What for?"
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"Right away, Ms. Hayes."
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"-You wanna tell me about it? -No."
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"-Nothing to tell. -Ms. DiPesto, I saw you out there."
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"Ms. Hayes, it's not something you'd understand."
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"It's just something I do. Something I go through."
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"Did something happen?"
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"At the beginning of every new year, I sit down and review my life."
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"-Well, that's a good thing to do. -It takes about a minute."
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"I do the same thing each day, Ms. Hayes."
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"-Excuse me? -My life..."
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"...it's nothing but the same thing, day after day."
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"I get up at the same time, 6:30. I take the same bus, the number five."
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"I order the same doughnut when I get to work, jelly."
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"I answer the same phone, yours."
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"It's not a terrible life..."
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"...but it's not a soon-to-be major motion picture either."
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"What about after work?"
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"After work?"
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"After work, there's me..."
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"...Pat Sajak, Vanna White and the Wheel of Fortune."
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"-I hate my name. -DiPesto?"
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"No, Agnes."
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"-You don't like DiPesto? -Me? No, I love DiPesto."
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"-l love Agnes. -Well, I hate it."
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"I've always wanted to be a Barbara..."
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"...or an Elaine."
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"-I once knew a Barbara. She wasn't-- -I hate having black hair."
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"-I didn't mean to depress you. -You didn't."
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"I better get back to my rut."
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"-Picked up the suit-- -Wouldn't it be awful..."
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"...lo wake up every morning and know that every day..."
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"The polka shoes too, but I ain't doing no bunny hop."
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"-Answering the same phone. -I have a confession."
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"-I don't wanna go. -Where?"
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"Were you talking to me? What are you saying? You first."
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"What were you talking about?"
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"The California Investigators Association annual banquet. You?"
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"Ms. DiPesto. She's been acting very strangely."
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"-How can you tell? -She's depressed, sick of life."
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"-I'm worried. -Don't worry."
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"She's just having an attack of UMS."
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"-UmMs? -Ugly mood swing."
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"A peculiarly feminine disease."
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"-About this banquet-- -Exactly, I don't wanna go."
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"-We're going, it's important. -For what?"
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"It's a chance to fight in public, but what else?"
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"-Business. -Business? Business what?"
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"Now, the Annual Convention of Wife Cheaters..."
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"...would be good for business."
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"-It'll be interesting. -It'll be boring."
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"The only thing that could liven it up is a strip-search demonstration with you."
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"Addison..."
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"...thank you. I think."
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"-We're going. -Oh, come on, Maddie."
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"Being detectives is what we do all day, every day. I don't wanna--"
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"-Say that again. "That.""
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"David, you've just given me a wonderful idea."
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"That strip-search thing? How do you feel about barnyard animals?"
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"Being detectives is what we do all day, but it's not what Ms. DiPesto does."
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"-Not what Ms. DiPesto does at all. -Thank the Lord for small favours."
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"This could be exactly what she needs."
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"Are you suggesting sending DiPesto to this banquet?"
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"There will be other banquets for us, but Agnes..."
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"...how many banquets are in her future?"
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"-All right, you convinced me. -I'll give DiPesto my ticket..."
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"...and you can be her escort."
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"Wait a second! Maddie, we can't do that to Agnes."
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"-We can't? -She shows up with me..."
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"-...8he won't meet other men. -Think so?"
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"Yes, I know so."
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"Guys don't hit on other men's women. It's like the rule, a code, like--"
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"-Honour among thieves? -Exactly like that."
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"Maddie, Agnes has gotta be free to network..."
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"...chitchat, knickknack, paddywack, give a dog a bone..."
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"...if she wants a guy to roll her home."
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"Maddie, it's time to let our little girl grow up."
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