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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"So you admit it. The groom should have an equal say."
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"Oh, yeah, sure."
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"On the stupid stuff, like who comes."
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"So I can invite whoever I want?"
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"Sure. There's plenty of room in the woods."
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"- It's Claudia. - So it begins."
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"Come on. It can't be that bad."
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"Here, Lily, you answer it."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because this whole thing was your idea. And Claudia scares me."
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"Ted's phone."
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"What?"
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"Now, I wasn't there, but from what I heard, it went something like this,"
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"By the way, honey, Ted stopped by"
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"and I told him he could bring his date to the wedding."
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"You what?"
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"(FAST-FORWARD) I told him he could bring a date to the wedding."
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"...just tell me, instead of always undermining me at every turn."
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"(IN FAST-FORWARD)"
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"...try to show a little flexibility. But no. It's all about you."
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"And your mother. Calling me all the time..."
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"You know what? The wedding's off."
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"(DOOR SLAMMING)"
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"It's not because of me, is it?"
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"And my dad already paid for this huge wedding."
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"He's gonna kill me."
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"Then he's gonna kill Ted."
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"Then I'm gonna kill Ted."
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"- It's Robin. - (WHISPERING) Answer it."
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"- Lily's phone. - Ted? Where's Lily?"
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"I need to tell her about these awesome shoes I just bought."
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"Lily's busy."
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"Okay. Well, I just wanted to say they're gorgeous"
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"and Ted's gonna love them."
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"That's great. I'll tell Lily to tell me."
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"Listen. I really wanna keep talking but now's not a good time."
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"- Okay, bye. - Crap."
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"She bought some expensive shoes."
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"She's really looking forward to this."
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"Okay, okay, sweetie."
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"Just calm down. Do you wanna go somewhere and talk?"
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"I wanna go somewhere and drink."
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"Okay. Meet me at MacLaren's. I'll see you there."
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"- I feel terrible. - Well, feel terrible later."
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"Right now we gotta fix this."
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"Lily, you go down to the bar and comfort Claudia."
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"Ted and I'll go and try to talk some sense into Stuart."
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"Tell Claudia I'm sorry."
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"Did she seem pissed at me?"
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"She said if there's no wedding tomorrow, you owe her father $400,000."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"Hi, sad eyes. What's got you down?"
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"Stuart and I just broke up."
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"Oh, God, I'm so sorry."
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"That's just... That's... Two vodka cranberries, please."
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"You remembered I drink vodka cranberries."
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"Remember?"
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"When it comes to you, how can I forget?"
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"They all drink vodka cranberries."
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"You got $400,000?"
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"No. But I do have a hug."
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"(WHISPERS) Thank you."
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"Stuart, I don't know what to say."
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"- Lf I caused this in any way... - Ted, for all I know you did me"
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"the biggest favor anyone's ever done me."
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"- Come on, man, you don't mean that. - No, I do."
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"This whole thing's made me realize I miss being single."
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"I miss staying out late and making messes and not cleaning them up."
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"- I miss owning porn! - (SCOFFS) Dude, who doesn't?"
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""Why am I with Claudia? I could be with her.""
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"That's just crazy."
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"You and Claudia both are the luckiest."
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"The point is, I wanna get married. I want to settle down."
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"But right now, that's just not who I am. I'm not a commitment guy."
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"I'm a single guy."
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"Stuart, you don't have to be one or the other."
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"Everybody feels this way sometimes."
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"Relationships aren't easy. They're hard work."
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"It's about compromise, growing together, all that Dr. Phil crap."
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"Okay, ask this guy. Nine years he's been with Lily."
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"He's the pro. This guy knows relationships."
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"Tell him, Marshall."
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"Stuart, don't get married."
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"- What? - Dude!"
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"Look, I'm sorry."
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"Being in a couple is hard and committing,"
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"making sacrifices, it's hard."
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"But if it's the right person, then it's easy."
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"Looking at that girl and knowing she's all you really want out of life,"
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"that should be the easiest thing in the world."
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"then she's not the one."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You know I don't have $400,000, right?"
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"Maybe we got together too young."
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"Maybe that's what the problem was."
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"and I've really only ever been with one man."
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"(GASPS)"
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"That's just... That's..."
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"Two more vodka cranberries, please."
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"Claudia, it's all gonna be okay."
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"Thanks for listening, Barney."
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"It really means a lot to me."
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"Isn't it weird that we should run into each other like this?"
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"of equal levels of attractiveness."
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"Both fitting together like two pieces of a very attractive puzzle."
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"(GROANING)"
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"Claudia is getting married tomorrow,"
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"and, so help me God, if I catch you"
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"even so much as breathing the same air as her,"
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"I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles"
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"and then I'll feed them to you like grapes."
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"Wait. My eyes or my testicles?"
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"One of each."
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"All right. All right."
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"Claudia."
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"Stuart!"
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"- I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry, too."
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"- I love you. - I love you, too, babe."
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"Marshall and Ted set me straight."
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"And when Marshall told me not to marry you it made me realize I..."
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