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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"Will you be bringing a guest or will you be attending alone?"
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"I was an optimist,"
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"Ted, have you ignored all of my teachings?"
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"No, no date!"
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"Well, it's too late now."
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"Don't beat yourself up. He'll be fine."
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"Thanks. I feel a lot better."
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"I think my feelings for Robin may be resurfacing."
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"I thought so."
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"You know what, excuse me"
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"Okay, I'm just saying that it's my wedding, too,"
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"You're going? That's awesome!"
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"OLDER TED; Okay, I wasn't going to say it in front of the guys,"
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"You're not bringing a date."
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"No, you're not."
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"I totally checked plus one. I'm sure I did."
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"And you know what he said?"
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""Ted, you will bring no date to this wedding."
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""You will hit on drunk bridesmaids with actual size Barney.""
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"Then what am I gonna do?"
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"the dress. We got a dress."
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"- Dude, no problem whatsoever. - Really?"
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"I talked to Stuart."
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"Did you know about this?"
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"Hi, Claudia."
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"(CELLPHONE RINGING)"
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"So, I'm really excited about tomorrow, okay, bye."
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"- Do you think she's into me? - Ted, focus."
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"What say we get these crazy kids back together."
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"So, is there anything else you need, sweetie?"
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"I mean, you're the luckiest..."
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"Yeah, how would you know? You're not even married."
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"And if it's not like that,"
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"I mean, I'm 28 years old,"
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"(GROANING)"
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"You're kidding."
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"So admit it."
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"We should totally have them at our wedding."
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"- Hi, Ted. - Claudia."
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"It's not easy, and on some level,"
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"By the way, I almost forgot. We found this."
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"I'm single."
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"I am willing to give you one of the eights,"
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"doing our usual single guy thing,"
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"That this was the night my life, my real life, would finally begin,"
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"Because that night was just beginning,"
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"OLDER TED; When you're single, and your friends start to get married,"
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"every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation,"
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"What it's really asking is,"
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"where do you see yourself in three months?"
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"Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?"
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"I always checked that I was bringing a guest,"
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"Who the hell am I gonna bring to this wedding?"
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"For the most part, yeah."
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"You don't bring a date to a wedding."
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"That's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. Oh, Ted. Oh, Ted."
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"Deer carcass, really? That's the metaphor you're going with here?"
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"If I don't bring a date, a $200 piece of chicken/salmon will go uneaten."
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"I gotta bring someone, but who?"
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"Of course I knew who I wanted to bring,"
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"Robin, The big unanswered question in my life,"
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"Problem was, she was dating this really rich guy named Derek,"
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"Derek!"
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"Well, Derek and I just broke up."
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"LILY: No, that's terrible. Are you okay?"
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"- Yeah, do you need a drink or something? - No. We never really clicked."
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"I felt bad though. He was pretty bummed."
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"I mean, the guy's, like, a billionaire."
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"He can put his platinum card on a fishing line"
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"and reel in 10 chicks hotter than you."
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"I think I'll get that drink now."
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"Okay, guys. I gotta say something."
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"Oh, please. They were buried in a shallow grave."
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"MARSHALL: Not again."
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"Come on. Dude, we all know how this movie ends."
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"Ted falls in love. Love kicks Ted in the sprouts."
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"Roll credits."
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"Fact. Robin was into me when we first met."
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"Fact, Even though she didn't want a relationship,"
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"we had an amazing kiss on the roof,"
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"Fact. I need a date to this wedding. Wish me luck."
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"What I don't get is why is Claudia marrying Stuart?"
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"She's way hotter than him. How way?"
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"Way way."
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"This wedding does sound pretty amazing though."
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"Fancy hotel ballroom."
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"Everybody all dressed up."
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"- Here we go. - What?"
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"We can't get anywhere with our wedding plans"
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"because I want it to be fun and Marshall wants it to be lame."
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"if I don't wanna get married barefoot in the woods next to"
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"Lake No One's Gonna Drive That Far."
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"Yes, I want a ballroom."
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"And I want a band. And I want shoes."
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"I've been dreaming about this day, since I was, like..."
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"A little girl?"
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"What up?"
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"Yes, but I'm the bride, so I win."
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"Well, I thought marriage was about two equal partners sharing a life together."
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"Right, but I'm the bride, so I win."
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"I mean, seriously. Claudia and Stuart?"
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"I mean, I've hooked up with the odd lass"
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"who was beneath my level of attractiveness."
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"But, you know, I was drunk."
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"There's no way Claudia has been drunk for three years."
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"You know, I've always found"
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"that the best way to get over a failed relationship"
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"is to celebrate someone else's successful one."
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"Makes sense."
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"our friends Claudia and Stuart are having this crazy black tie wedding on Saturday."
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"You wanna be my plus one?"
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"Fine."
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"You wanna be my date?"
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"Your date?"
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"I'd love to."
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"How fancy are we talking about here?"
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"- You're gonna wanna bring your "A" game. - I'll bring it."
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"I'll bring it so hard the bride's gonna look like a big white bag of crap."
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"Lily, I need a dress."
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