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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"Oh, my God, four days to find a dress?"
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"I know. It's a suicide mission."
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"Well, if we leave now"
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"- we can still have a fighting chance. - Let's do it."
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"Bye, babe."
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"Did you see how fired up she was?"
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"I don't know, there's something there."
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"And come Saturday, little music, little dancing, a lot of champagne."
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"Who knows?"
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"Ted, you're gonna have to find another gender for yourself"
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"'cause I'm revoking your dude membership."
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"Yeah, how was that manicure yesterday?"
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"OLDER TED; Okay, I wasn't going to say it in front of the guys,"
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"but back then I really thought that's how it worked,"
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"You put yourself and a girl you like in some romantic setting,"
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"The stars line up,"
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"and shazam!"
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"I know now that life is never that simple,"
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"Hey, Claudia!"
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"Yes, I want Tahitian vanilla! You wrote it down wrong?"
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"No, no, no! Listen to me."
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"If I go to my wedding and the cake is not Tahitian vanilla,"
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"I will come down there and burn your little shop to the ground."
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"Do you wanna find out if I'm kidding? Yeah, goodbye."
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"Hey!"
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"(CLAUDIA GROANING)"
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"How's it going?"
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"My wedding is in two days, that's how it's going."
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"Don't worry. It's gonna be great. I'm so excited."
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"You should be. Lots of single girls."
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"Well, yeah, I'm bringing a date."
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"- So I'll be off the market. - What?"
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"I'm bringing a date."
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"Yes, I am."
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"- I checked plus one. - No, you didn't."
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"Claudia, I'm pretty sure I checked..."
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"Ted! You did not check plus one!"
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"You are not bringing a date to my wedding!"
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"But I already invited someone."
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"You are not bringing a guest, Ted."
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"You absolutely did not check plus one."
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"If you had checked plus one, I'd have called you"
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"to get the name of your guest, so I could have the place cards printed up."
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"Did I call you to get the name of your guest?"
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"Is there a place card with her name printed on it?"
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"She doesn't need a place card. She knows her name."
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"What's she eating?"
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"You ordered the chicken. What did she order?"
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"Come on, Claudia. We go way back."
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"Isn't there room for just one more person?"
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"Don't make me hurt you, Ted."
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"I don't believe this. Claudia's crazy."
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"But to be fair, she's also hot."
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"- Yeah, right. - I did!"
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"Yeah, I don't think you did. You know why?"
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"Because deep down, you didn't want to show up at this thing with a date."
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"See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship,"
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"deep down you're single."
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"It's your default setting."
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"Ted, you know what's in the back of your brain?"
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"Great, here comes the little Barney speech."
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"Behind a curtain, in a dark little room,"
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"secretly controlling your every move..."
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"- A little Barney. - A little Barney."
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"A little Barney."
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"Wow, please stop."
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"I gotta call Claudia. If I just explain to her..."
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"Ted, no. Let it go."
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"She's about to get married. She's got enough to worry about."
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"The only thing you can do. Tell Robin she can't come."
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"LILY: Just a second."
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"(DOGS BARKING)"
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"Hey."
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"- Listen... - Wait, two things. First of all,"
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"I've been laying groundwork all afternoon."
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"Totally subtle. Totally cool. Not pushing. Not even nudging."
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"Just, the theme of today is, "Ted rocks!""
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"And she's picking up what I'm laying down."
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"- Lily, there's a problem... - Wait, no. Thing number two,"
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"Go."
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"Well, did I bring it,"
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"or did I bring it? I think I brought it."
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"- Wow! - That's what I was going for."
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"I'm so excited about tomorrow. We're gonna have so much fun."
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"Yeah, about that..."
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"I'll pick you up at 5:00."
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"- I don't have a plus one for the wedding. - What?"
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"I ran into Claudia and she told me I didn't check plus one on the reply card."
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"- Why didn't you check plus... - I did check plus one."
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"- But Robin is so excited. - I know."
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"- And the dress. - I know."
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"Okay, okay. We'll sneak her in."
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"We can't sneak her in. We're not ninjas."
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"- I wish we were ninjas. - I know."
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"You could always ask Stuart."
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"- Can I do that? - Well, sure."
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"And it's 40% his wedding, too."
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"I don't know. It's gonna be a tough sell."
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"Sure, the more the merrier."
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"Wow! Wow, thanks for being so cool about this."
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"'Cause you know, Claudia said..."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. This morning at the rehearsal,"
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"Claudia called our 7-year-old flower girl a whore."
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"So don't take it personally, she's just a little stressed."
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"- Yeah, she's not usually like that. - No."
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"Well, thanks, Stu. It's gonna be a great wedding."
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"Honey, this magazine says more and more couples"
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"are opting to have non-traditional weddings out in the woods."
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"Well, if a magazine says so, we should go get married in the woods,"
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"like a couple of squirrels."
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"Squirrels don't get married, Marshall."
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"Like you could possibly know that."
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"I did it. I did it. I'm taking her to the wedding."
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"- Nice. - What? How?"
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"You went around the bride."
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"This hornet's nest looks harmless."
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"Maybe I'll poke it with a stick."
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"Look, some gremlins. Let me go feed them after midnight."
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"It may have been my idea."
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"What? Stuart doesn't get a say?"
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