Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from South Park (1997) - The Pandemic Special (S24E24)

"You want the Bronco koala?"
South Park (1997)
"The Cabellero Grizzly."
South Park (1997)
"Stan, you really need employee assistance with this."
South Park (1997)
"We're gonna put the stuffing in!"
South Park (1997)
"St-a-a-a-a-an!"
South Park (1997)
"Then why hasn't he even called?!"
South Park (1997)
"No!"
South Park (1997)
"Nobody needs the special right now!"
South Park (1997)
"'Cause you seem really desperate to build a bear."
South Park (1997)
"Protesting slash looting is a violation"
South Park (1997)
"We gotta surrender, fellas!"
South Park (1997)
"I'm honestly not having that much fun anyways."
South Park (1997)
"Wait!"
South Park (1997)
"- It's the pangolin! - Look!"
South Park (1997)
"- He found it! - The pangolin!"
South Park (1997)
"Well, here!"
South Park (1997)
"Go ahead and do all the tests you want on it."
South Park (1997)
"everything you need to know."
South Park (1997)
"- Hey! - Cartman, no!"
South Park (1997)
"Don't do it, Cartman! That thing is our only chance."
South Park (1997)
"You guys were right, okay?"
South Park (1997)
"I've been acting like this because I can't take"
South Park (1997)
"to make myself feel better, because the truth is..."
South Park (1997)
"I just want to have fun again."
South Park (1997)
"I wanted to see that I could go out in the world"
South Park (1997)
"than anyone else."
South Park (1997)
"Now we have hope."
South Park (1997)
"but by working together, we just might find a new way to..."
South Park (1997)
"Don't forget to get out and vote, everybody!"
South Park (1997)
"Big election coming up."
South Park (1997)
"and under complete lockdown for the unforeseeable future."
South Park (1997)
"You said it... a drug is a drug, and I'm not who I used to be."
South Park (1997)
"It's time everyone knew what started this pandemic."
South Park (1997)
"If you're ready to talk, I'm ready to listen, Randy."
South Park (1997)
"Uh-huh."
South Park (1997)
"Yes, they're open, but we are not the Johnsons,"
South Park (1997)
"and we do not go to non-essential businesses"
South Park (1997)
"Hey, do you people mind?!"
South Park (1997)
"Looks like you're wearing a diaper for your chin."
South Park (1997)
"Something big's going on."
South Park (1997)
"Stay here, Butters."
South Park (1997)
"Hey, everybody. Can everyone hear me okay?"
South Park (1997)
"We've shut down, and people have lost their businesses,"
South Park (1997)
"I also own a small business."
South Park (1997)
"since the shutdown in March."
South Park (1997)
"Thomas opened a restaurant in SoDoSoPa."
South Park (1997)
"Doesn't seem like such a good idea now, does it, Turner?"
South Park (1997)
"And there's Marley Jarvis,"
South Park (1997)
"who owned and operated her own tanning salon."
South Park (1997)
"But I can't just stand here and gloat"
South Park (1997)
"because Tegridy Weed is about giving back to people."
South Park (1997)
"And that's why I'm very proud to announce"
South Park (1997)
"that Tegridy Weed is having a Pandemic Special!"
South Park (1997)
"of the Pandemic Special,"
South Park (1997)
"you get a complimentary Pandemic 2020 bong."
South Park (1997)
"We are a community."
South Park (1997)
"Let's all be together with Tegridy."
South Park (1997)
"- What? - People are hurting."
South Park (1997)
"I'm doing something positive to try and help."
South Park (1997)
"People really need this right now."
South Park (1997)
"You are a child, Randy!"
South Park (1997)
"These are very serious times, and nobody wants"
South Park (1997)
"We'll see if they like my special."
South Park (1997)
"♪ You kids should get outside and do something ♪"
South Park (1997)
"Oh! 9:00 a.m. Time for school!"
South Park (1997)
"Good morning, guys."
South Park (1997)
"Everyone ready to start school?"
South Park (1997)
"Okay, I think we're all here."
South Park (1997)
"I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now."
South Park (1997)
"Eric, are you there?"
South Park (1997)
"Yes, Teacher, I'm here!"
South Park (1997)
"schoo... eh... eh..."
South Park (1997)
"Oh, no, Eric, I think your computer is freezing up again."
South Park (1997)
"I just said... Eh."
South Park (1997)
"Eh. Eh. Eh."
South Park (1997)
"Eric, you'll just have to listen again, okay?"
South Park (1997)
"- Best you can. - So let's start today, guys,"
South Park (1997)
"♪ I'm cut off from the world ♪"
South Park (1997)
"♪ Yeah, social distancing, Mom ♪"
South Park (1997)
"Computer keeps freezing, Mom."
South Park (1997)
"I at least need you to get some of your homework done, okay?"
South Park (1997)
"I can't see my friends. I can't even go to school."
South Park (1997)
"They're actually talking about school opening up again"
South Park (1997)
"in a few days!"
South Park (1997)
"There's going to be a big meeting."
South Park (1997)
"Sounds like they're trying to get you kids back to school!"
South Park (1997)
"- every other day... - They can't do that!"
South Park (1997)
"Oh, no, I see! There's all this horrible stuff going on"
South Park (1997)
"in the world, but apparently Cartman's life doesn't matter!"
South Park (1997)
"We're not even learning anything."
South Park (1997)
"I know this has all been really hard on you, Stanley."
South Park (1997)
"Do you want to talk about it?"
South Park (1997)
"I'm just worried about how this all affecting"
South Park (1997)
"weaker kids like... You know, like Butters."
South Park (1997)
"Yeah. Well, it's nice you care about your friend."
South Park (1997)
"But if you need to talk..."
South Park (1997)
"I know this is really hard on everyone."
South Park (1997)
"Well, that's it, guys."
South Park (1997)
"Oh, hang on. Sorry. Uh, didn't somebody say"
South Park (1997)
"Oh, come on. Think about it."
South Park (1997)
"Do you even know anyone personally who's dying of COVID?"
South Park (1997)
"Yes! My brother Jimbo, who is in the hospital!"
South Park (1997)
"Yeah. Uncle Jimbo."
South Park (1997)
"Jimbo's a fat alcoholic who'd be in the hospital anyway."
South Park (1997)
"All I'm saying is that we can't let"
South Park (1997)
"completely upend our lives and shut us down!"
South Park (1997)
"Please do not quote the President in front of our child!"
South Park (1997)
"Sharon, I went to China. Remember? Last season?"
South Park (1997)
"I went there to sell our weed, and I ended up hanging out"
South Park (1997)
"I know what China's like."
South Park (1997)
"Doesn't surprise me all this shit came from there."
South Park (1997)
"- We're going back to school! - What?"
South Park (1997)
"They're gonna let us go back to school!"
South Park (1997)
"The Park County School District is holding"
South Park (1997)
"an all-parent meeting tomorrow, and officials are hopeful"
South Park (1997)
"that students can return to school on Monday."
South Park (1997)
"Oh, that's great!"
South Park (1997)
"Oh, I don't know if this is a good idea."
South Park (1997)
"The openings come on the heels of news"
South Park (1997)
"that scientists are getting closer to finding the origins"
South Park (1997)
Show more clips