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Clips from South Park (1997) - The Pandemic Special (S24E24)

"Hey, Dad, you think maybe we could go to Build-A-Bear today?"
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"Butters, for the last time, you can't go to Build-A-Bear."
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"when it's non-essential!"
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"You're supposed to wear your mask over your nose."
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"Chin diapers don't help."
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"What the?"
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"What's going on now?!"
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"Something at the town square! Everyone's gathering!"
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"Well, are we protesting, or are we rioting?"
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"No, no. It's something to do with the pandemic!"
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"You know, we've all been through a lot these past several months."
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"lost their livelihoods."
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"I sell weed."
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"I'm actually doing pretty good."
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"Tegridy Farms' weed has seen a 400% increase in sales"
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"I see Thomas Turner out there."
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"Whoops."
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"An all-new hybrid of our best weed"
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"Not only that, but when you buy three pounds or more"
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"I think people are really excited. What do you think?"
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"A Pandemic Special, Randy? Really?"
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"People are dying, Randy."
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"And all you can think about is making a special about it?"
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"or cares about your stupid special right now!"
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"♪ I love you, social distancing ♪"
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"♪ Social distancing, I'm free ♪"
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"♪ Don't have to brush my teeth or shower ♪"
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"♪ I can sit on the toilet for hours ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause no one's saying to me ♪"
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"- Hi! - I'm... I'm here!"
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"I can't wait to start schoo... schoo..."
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"Oh, no. Really? Can you guys hear me?"
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"by going over yesterday's grammar examples."
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"Wendy, can you read the first one?"
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"♪ Stay away from me, Mom, yeah ♪"
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"♪ Social distancing ♪"
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"But we all still have to try and do our work."
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"we could afford faster Internet."
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"And then m-maybe take a shower."
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"Oh, what a folly a shower seems"
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"How I miss Kyle. Heh heh heh heh."
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"But they're talking about maybe staggering you kids"
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"Six feet, Mom! Six fucking feet!"
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"Okay. Thank you very much!"
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"Hope you enjoy the Pandemic Special!"
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"How was school, Stanley?"
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"It's not school. It's a frickin' joke."
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"No. I'm fine, Mom. You know, I'm strong."
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"We have run out of weed for the day."
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"I was saying maybe that's not what should matter right now."
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"some dirty virus from "China""
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"with Disney and Mickey Mouse. You remember all that?"
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"Hello."
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"- Here's to China! Ha ha! - To China!"
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"Boy, you sure know how to party, Mick!"
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"Oh, my God! Look at her! Ha ha!"
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"I think that's a bat."
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"It's a mouse with wings!"
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"Hey, Mick? Where'd ya go?"
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"Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooh, boy!"
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"then soon we can get back to everything."
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"- Dad? - I gotta go!"
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"Then sell fucking Epcot Center!"
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"If we can't get people on the rides,"
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"No, no, no! I said more "Mandalorian"!"
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"Look. Um... Do you remember"
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"Well, I've only fucked one!"
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"Jesus Christ, you fucker! You started all this!"
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"I thought I just came back from China with the flu!"
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"My wife is crazy."
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"she's gonna be a total bitch about it."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"If you wanna talk, we can go outside!"
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"Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle."
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"They want us to go back to school!"
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"I want to be able to compete for a job when I'm older."
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"to stop the schools from forcing us back."
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"Now, whatever your messed-up beliefs are"
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"Y-You're Randy Marsh, right?"
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"Uh... m-maybe."
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"Yeah. Look, man. I just wanna say thanks. You know?"
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"The Pandemic Special is really amazing."
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"Oh, yeah. Cool. Thank you."
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"well, you come along and try to fight it!"
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"Okay. Thanks."
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"You know? Just..."
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"Just thank God for your Pandemic Special."
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"to talk about how we're gonna get your kids"
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"M'kay, well, parents, we've made"
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"some amazing adjustments and hirings, m'kay."
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"Well, it's really not a mask if you wear it"
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"Now, if we don't get along,"
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"Our teaching staff does not feel safe to return."
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"What new teachers?"
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"As you all know, due to recent events"
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"This is gonna be great."
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"And as they do, scientists say"
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"to jump from it to humans."
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"We don't need to watch this! Where's the remote?"
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"This is... This is racist television, and we're not gonna watch it!"
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"- I want to hear this, Randy! - No!"
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"No. You know what? You guys are horrible!"
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"You traced the virus to Wuhan,"
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"No, no, the virus did not come from a bat."
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"You guys... What? What'd he say?"
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"♪ It wasn't a bat, in your face! ♪"
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"When we tracked the virus, we found it did originate"
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"in Wuhan, but from a species called pholidota."
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"- Okay, okay. Shh! - Ha ha!"
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"I'm just impressed, that's all."
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"Now, listen! We're gonna start fingerpaintin' right now!"
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"This is the pangolin we tracked down in China,"
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"the animal that could lead us to a vaccine."
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"I'll just ask you all to keep a good distance away."
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"which is what we believe started it all."
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"The pangolin has mutated how?"
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"but we believe now that something somehow..."
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"got its DNA up into the pangolin."
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"Perhaps some other species"
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"somehow mated with the pangolin?"
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