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Clips from South Park (1997) - The Pandemic Special (S24E24)

"- Yeah! - Look how ugly that thing is!"
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"Okay. Okay."
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"the foreign DNA inside the pangolin."
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"Oh. So now it was "rape.""
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"This tour is for scientists that specialize in pandemics."
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"Yeah, I'm a pandemic specialist. I'm making one right now."
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"but we all have to quarantine together for two weeks."
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"Yes?"
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"Uh, we were there, and Token was actually"
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"escaped from the facility yesterday,"
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"and many people are fearing the worst."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Oh, h-hey. If you're gonna come any closer,"
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"Here you go. Just sign right there."
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"Yeah, thanks."
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"Yeah, I know, but I can't just turn myself in!"
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"I'm having you killed, then secretly we'll send your DNA"
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"to the scientists for the vaccine. Ha ha."
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"You made the deal with the devil"
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"when you sold your "Mulan" shit to China!"
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"We can vaccinate them without them even knowing!"
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"W-What are you...?"
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"It's okay, Jimbo. I think I might have a cure for COVID."
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"It's okay. It's okay. Just breathe."
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"We miss ya, honey!"
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"We can't wait for quarantine to be over!"
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"Alright. Group 5, it's now mealtime!"
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"Come in but keep your social distance!"
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"They said I'd have to wait until April."
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"And then it was May. And then they said wait until summer!"
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"It's fucking October now!"
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"Why doesn't anyone tell me the truth?!"
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"That I'm never going ever again!"
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"Unh."
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"Hey, dude. I'm really worried..."
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"I'm just really worried what all the stuff"
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"You know, not every kid is like us."
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"And what if he's not?"
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"Mr. President! The CDC is on the line."
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"and let the FDA chief know he can eat shit off my balls."
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"Uh, hi. It's Stan Marsh."
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"Stan Marsh? Where's Mr. Slave?"
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"and one of the students here is really sick."
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"Oh, for Pete's sake, here we go again."
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"Our teachers are shooting people!"
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"Everyone's arguing, and... and there's a facility"
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"Stan, this is gonna be very difficult"
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"To get rid of all the Mexicans."
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"It's killing a lot of them."
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"I've gone over the statistics, Stan."
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"All I have to do now is sort of guide the avalanche"
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"You're just going to sit there and not do anything?"
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"God dammit!"
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"Randy?!"
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"- Oh! - Randy!"
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"What thing?"
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"Jimbo's never been able to grow a mustache."
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"Should I call the doctor?"
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"- They're busy. - These are unprecedented times."
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"W-We have no idea what caused this."
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"Just fucking shut up!"
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"You have no idea if it's because of the special!"
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"You could just be sick again"
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"Have you put anything toxic in your body lately?"
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"Any drugs or alcohol?"
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"No! I mean..."
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"Oh, no, no no. That... That's totally fine."
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"Doctor! You better come to the emergency room!"
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"The mayor has called for help from infectious disease experts,"
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"and some aren't, but we have to do all we can"
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"Will our chin diapers keep us safe?"
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"Yes, but we must wear them where the mustache would be."
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"We need to wear them over our mouth and nose."
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"Are you out of your mind?"
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"- Wha? - Don't worry."
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"I'm going to save you!"
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"He has to go out and do something normal!"
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"Stan, Build-A-Bear is currently by appointment only."
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"It's not gonna happen."
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"They just keep taking everything from him"
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"If we want things to go back to normal,"
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"They're just gonna keep making more restrictions"
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"and make school the way it was."
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"Wait. What?"
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"No, in a class, with real teachers!"
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"Wait. What? What normal are you talking about?"
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"I'm talking about normal, like back in March."
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"We just gotta break the fuck outta here."
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"Students at South Park Elementary School"
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"and could be running around spreading mustaches right now!"
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"You heard what the scientist said!"
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"Get your diaper up over your mustache area!"
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"How the hell did you let those kids out of quarantine?!"
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"You opened the school and gave us barely enough resources"
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"to do our job!"
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"Everyone is terrified of catching something"
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"from these super spreaders!"
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"Well, I don't know what you're gonna do, Mayor."
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"I'll write an executive order to get you"
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"everything you need."
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"We've got a runner!"
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"Okay, all clear."
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"Come on. Go, go, go!"
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"Okay, all good. Come on."
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"Dude, we made it!"
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"Is it really for reals?"
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"Yeah, it's real. Come on!"
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"You said you were open today for appointments!"
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"Yeah, we had to shut down again!"
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"Thanks for getting my hopes up, you asshole!"
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"Come on, dude, we better get outta here before we're spotted."
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"- We can't go. - What do you mean?"
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"And then build him a bear!"
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"What, do you expect us to just... build our own bear?"
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"I don't care! I'm not following the rules anymore."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"A special has to end, Sharon,"
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"Here we are, Butters! Look... you made it!"
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"No, it's not a dream!"
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"We are really here, and we are gonna build you a bear!"
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