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Clips from NewsRadio - Padded Suit (S05E05)

"It doesn't look so bad."
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"Morning meeting everybody. Come on."
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"Hey, everybody. Conference table."
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"You know, most people would say that sunglasses"
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"Rear vision sunglasses are indeed awesome."
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"that sings songs to depressed junior high school girls?"
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"Hey. What?"
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"Moody? You call this moody?"
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"I guess I remember that one time when you,"
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"but that was just kind of cute, you know?"
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"You, like, threw the cushion on the couch."
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"Now, Lisa,"
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"Yeah, today it was a haircut. Yeah."
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"Today it was a haircut."
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"And the day before that,"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"You know, or Joe's. Jo-- Or, you know, Max is good."
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"I thought you brought your lunch?"
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"Oh, I did, but I was thinking today"
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"There's some money in my purse."
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"Anyway, I, ahem, I think there's a much more humane way"
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"Mm-mm, a humane way? Hm-mm."
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"Yeah, what's the point of that?"
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"Your actual job."
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"Which you, Joe,"
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"Good. There's pens and paper."
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"Can you please just do this?"
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"Thank you. Yeah."
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"I-I played the finesse game."
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"So can you teach me something? Any kind of move."
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"You're always doing that karate stuff--"
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"It's called Joe-jitsu."
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"Yes. This I have got to learn."
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"Come on, Joe."
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"JIMMY: Hey, Dave."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Ah, I'm making a point, son."
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"the heart of every mother in America."
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"It's got to stop, stop, stop, stop, stop--"
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"Is there, is there something I can do?"
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"Ah-huh, you can, you can talk to them."
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"And you can tell her that you love her."
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"I-I'll do that, sir."
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"I'll call my mom tonight."
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"I am now Master Joe. Is that understood?"
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"Okay, good. You ready?"
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"Matthew, prepare yourself"
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"Time out, time out, time out."
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"Yaa-aah. Time out, time out."
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"So who, who won?"
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"Forty pages. They really went all out, didn't they?"
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"Page seven."
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"Okay, well, you know what?"
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"and go over everybody's job descriptions"
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"Oh, okay, wherever you order me to do it."
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"Dave, we're, we're not sending any of these."
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"All the sappy Mother's Day cards."
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"And doing what?"
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"Oh. yeah. I am, I am."
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"Not just one day. Got it? Get it? Good."
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"Yeah. Okay, let's just--"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Okay, fine, look, just tell the staff"
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"Tells the staff there will be a meeting in five minutes."
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"You got anything else? Leave."
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"She leaves."
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"[♪]"
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"Well, why does he get the suit?"
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"Yeah, but it makes me look a little fat."
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"Nothing."
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"You know what? I should just wear this suit."
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"when I can just wear this big padded suit?"
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"Why do I need to learn gay kicks?"
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"You guys told me you were writing them."
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"Huh? It's like horsewhipping ether."
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"You know what?"
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"I know. I agree with Max."
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"Yeah, Max. Maybe you're right."
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"In fact, Max, maybe I should fire me."
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"ALL: Yeah, Yes. No."
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"Why not?"
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"Actually, Max, it's 16. Sixteen?"
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"Look, look, I'm sorry."
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"Look."
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"LISA: Here they are, Dave."
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"It says so right there in your job description."
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"Joe and Matthew."
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"I just saved your jobs. You should be thanking me."
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"I just saved your jobs."
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"Why?"
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"I know what you need."
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"Oh, not good."
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"Yeah, it's Ji-- Ooh."
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"Plus one very, very well-reasoned argument"
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"for firing them all at once."
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"By mail."
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"Uh..."
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"You know, Lisa. I want to show you something."
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"So I spend all day trying to calm you down"
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"[CLUCKING] Yeah, come on. Yeah, come on. Lisa."
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"You've gotta give it a shot."
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"No. No, it'll be great. Dave. Wait."
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"It's useless against Lisa."
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"we're having a meeting in five minutes."
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"Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's good. What?"
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"Oh, yeah, right. I mean--"
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"Well, leave!"
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"Staff meeting in 20 minutes."
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"While wearing the suit, I can teach him"
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"full contact Joe-jitsu techniques without harming him."
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"Yeah, but while you're wearing it, nobody can hurt you."
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"Oh? Well, I'll just see about that."
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"Nothing."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"You are wearing the suit."
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"No, I mean to concerts and stuff."
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"Why do I need to learn Joe-jitsu"
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"Because that's not self-defense."
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"a bunch of gay kicks and stuff."
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"Dude, Joe-jitsu is not gay."
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