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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award (S09E09)

"coming up. We could get nominated."
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"It's just upsetting. I'm sorry, I'm getting upset."
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"I'm okay with it, because who cares?"
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"They're not in touch with the young people like us."
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"Look, we're not spitting, all right?"
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"through an entire meeting 'cause I don't know how long it's gonna"
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"pay... you what you deserve... in attention, if you get my"
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"He's inviting you out to lunch, Bozo-- you gonna go or"
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"I don't need this limpdick telling me whether my bar's"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Look, how much is it gonna cost us to get on the ballot?"
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"always comes back covered in fecal matter, urine, and... racial slurs. Oh."
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"You want to get nominated, you gotta play the game."
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"I like that. Frank is right."
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"The Best Song Award. There is no Best Song Award."
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"Okay, well, welcome, then. For our first-timers, I like to"
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"It's served with three straws in a fishbowl."
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"and a little more time on you. Aw... Thanks. You're so sweet. Hmm."
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"What's with the black friend that no one is acknowledging?"
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"Yeah, shine a light on it, make sure everybody sees and"
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"and thirsty. I'm pretty sure I know when"
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"Well, now I feel left out. Can we drink now?"
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"I'd like to come back next week to see if they do."
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"each other. Well... So what? That's what we do. We yell at each other, and if"
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"Yeah. Soften the edges a little bit. All right, we'll tweak it a"
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"So, what we need you to be is just pretty and benign."
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"But the customers want you to be together."
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"The problem is, right now, I'm getting that you guys don't want"
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"Question. Yes, you're wondering how"
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"be with her. Yes."
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""Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub."
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"She didn't, she didn't even notice."
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"Oh, Dee, Jesus Christ, your timing is so bad."
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"Let's settle into our new roles here, okay?"
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"Change of plans. We got to go darker with"
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"Hmm. That could be it, yeah."
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"Okay. ? There's a place for me It's the place I go Where the beer is cheap"
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"? I like life in Paddy's Pub... ?"
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"spiders, nothing about ghouls. Why would there be"
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"but... Charlie, that was great."
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"All right, people are starting to arrive."
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"We should have gotten a less intense black guy for diversity,"
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"But maybe we could find another one, throw him into the mix?"
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"Loving these lights, you guys."
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"over you. It's light, it's playful."
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"Yeah, well, no, I think what my friend is trying to refer to"
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"Sorry, we jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light."
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"No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything."
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"How can, how can I orgasm if I don't jizz?"
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"Dee, stay in your light. Come with me, come here."
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"What's wrong, Dee? Oh, nothing."
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"Hmm. This guy doesn't know what he's got. He's really ugly, too."
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"more upscale, yeah? Here, come with me."
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"? I don't need your trophies Or your gold"
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"? Ooh, wah-ooh... Is he spitting?"
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"All right, it's us. Screw them, you know why?"
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"nominated. Yes, it's odd."
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"So what is it? We don't deserve it?"
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"Yeah, your neck's going nuts? Yeah! You're getting that?"
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"This literally means nothing to me."
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"This office sucks."
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"Yeah, it's the Restaurant and Bar Association, it's a stuffy organization."
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"Some old boner gives me attitude, I'm gonna spit in his face."
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"Just keep your mouth shut and let me do the talking."
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"like standing. But I don't want to stand"
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"s-sent you the form many times in the past, and as I recall, it"
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"like, all in good fun, man. That's just our sense of"
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"We thought maybe you would think that was funny."
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"That's not your style. That's a shame."
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"is in here. I don't like it."
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"Yeah. And what's with all the loud, fake colors? I mean, where's the subtlety?"
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"We'll suss out the competition. I'm gonna go find a manager,"
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"Ugh. Two margaritas for table six, Greg. Hey, Amanda, what's wrong?"
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"It's not that weird, but it's that... but it's a thing."
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"'Cause I-I... Now I'm angry."
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"you might enjoy. There's a broken egg in here."
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"Hey, you want me to cook that up for you?"
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"think that she and Greg should end up together. Ooh, ooh, ooh."
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"She's not funny, though, so... Yeah, but, no, but she"
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"people want to tune in and listen, then they're welcome to."
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"We got to up our game. We should host an industry"
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"night. Invite all the people who vote"
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"like Greg and Maxwell have. Yeah. Don't worry."
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"I'm gonna be zinging one-liners all night long."
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"and Mac. Dee and I don't want to be together. No."
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"That's fun for them. Why would it be fun for them"
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"The customers have to think that you think that you don't want to"
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"I would like to recommend to first-timers our signature"
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"People say it's better than an orgasm.""
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"That's why we're trying something different here, okay?"
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"Guys, memorize these lines, okay?"
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"Little bit of role-play. Change of plans."
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"Well, no, see, there was that bar that just opened last year"
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"right down the street, and they've already won a ton of awards. Oh, mm-hmm."
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"It's everybody else. It's their problem, not us."
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"We don't have the... Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
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"Ma'am, but oysters ain't for me ? You're the belle of the ball"
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"Oh, yeah, sure, okay. I'm glad you like the song, man."
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"It's ridiculous. All right, let's put on a good show."
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"Cool. Okay, thanks, Z."
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"but we don't have any in our roster."
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"You know, to counter Z's vibe? You got to be really careful"
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"Busting a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowing"
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"your load. He said it was a funny joke."
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"I can give this lady her drink. Ma'am, what would you like to"
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"What was that? All right, look, look, look, look. You two do the charged moment."
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"Excuse me, there's a guy"
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"I broke out. Are you high?"
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"Put it in. Put the bottle in. Oh, my God. I did."
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"I'm trying! Don't judge me-- this is art."
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"song. Please enjoy this song."
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"You know what, that felt good."
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"Frank, we never get nominated for awards, okay?"
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"You're really, like, driving this home, and it's upsetting,"
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"because, like, now I'm getting the neck thing."
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"But I want to be very clear about something."
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"It smells bad and it's stuffy in here."
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"Frank Reynolds, Paddy's Pub."
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"last, so I'll sit down. It's my choice."
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