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Clips from Withnail & I (1987)

"- Do you want a cup of tea, Withnail? - No."
Withnail & I (1987)
"Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this."
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"The murder and all-bran and rape?"
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"And I'm sitting in this bloody shack, and I can't cope with Withnail."
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"I must be out of my mind."
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"I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth."
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"We've just run out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?"
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"Oh, God! I don't feel good."
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"My thumbs have gone weird!"
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"I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose."
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"Oh, God!"
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"My heart's beating like a fucked clock!"
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"Look at my tongue."
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"Sit down, for Christ's sake. What's the matter with you?"
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"Eat some sugar."
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""'I took drugs to win medal,' says top athleteJeff Wode."
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""admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids,"
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""'He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped,"
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""Jeff Wode is feeling better..."
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"and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about.""
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"Look at him! Look at Jeff Wode!"
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"His head must weigh 50 pounds on its own."
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"Imagine the size of his balls."
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"Please, I don't feel good."
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"That's what you'd say. But that wouldn't wash with Jeff."
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"No. He'd like a bit of pleading. Adds spice to it."
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"In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was gonna do before he did it."
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""I'm gonna pull your head off because I don't like your head.""
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"Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?"
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"Coffee."
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"Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being?"
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"I didn't call you inhumane. You merely imagined it. Calm down."
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"Right, you fucker. I'm gonna do the washing up."
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"You haven't slept in 60 hours. You're in no state to tackle it."
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"This is the morning! Stand aside!"
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"- What do you mean? A rat? - It's possible."
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"I don't know what's in here."
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"No, no. No, no. Give me the gloves."
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"That's right. Put on the gloves."
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"Matter? Where's it coming from?"
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"I think we've been in here too long."
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"Easy for you to say, lovey. You've had an audition."
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"Why can't I have an audition?"
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"It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good-looking."
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"I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television."
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"I tell you, I can't take much more of this."
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"- I'm gonna crack. - I'm in the same boat."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"I feel as sick as a pike."
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"I'm gonna have to sit down."
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"You know what we should do?"
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"I say, you know what we should do?"
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"- What should we do? - Get out of it for a while."
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"Get into the countryside, rejuvenate."
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"Rejuvenate? I'm in a park, and I'm practically dead."
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"What good's the countryside?"
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"- What time is it? - It's 8:00."
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"Have we got any embrocation?"
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"- What for? - To rub on us, you fool."
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"We can cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against the radiator,"
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"keep ourselves alive till 12:00."
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"to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours."
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"I must be ill."
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"And for once, I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right."
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"We are, indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell,"
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"making an enemy of our own future."
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"What we need is harmony,"
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"fresh air, stuff like that."
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"Wasn't much in the tube. Nothing left for you."
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"Why don't you ask your father for some money?"
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"Like Greenland in here."
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"We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution for this intense cold."
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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this!"
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"I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!"
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"I mean, look at us! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights!"
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"No fridges, no televisions, no phones!"
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"- What happened to your cigar commercial? - That's what I want to know."
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"What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died."
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"September. Bad patch."
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"Rubbish. I haven't seen Gielgud down the Labor Exchange."
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"Why doesn't he retire?"
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"Oh, look at this little bastard!"
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"'Course he does. Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for."
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"Two pound ten a tit, and a fiver for his arse."
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"- Have you been at the controls? - What are you talking about?"
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"The thermostats! What have you done to them?"
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"- I haven't touched them. - Then why has my head gone numb?"
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"I must have some booze."
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"I demand to have some booze!"
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"- I wouldn't drink that if I was you. - Why not?"
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"Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths."
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"Have we got any more?"
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"No, we have nothing. Sit down."
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"Liar! You've got antifreeze."
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"You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks!"
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"All right, this is the plan. We'll get in there and get wrecked."
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"Then we'll eat a pork pie. Then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil 50s each."
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"I had to scrub them with essence of petunia."
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"If my father was loaded, I'd ask him for some money."
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"If your father was my father, you wouldn't get it."
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"Ugh!"
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"What about what's-his-name?"
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"- What about him? - Why don't you give him a call?"
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"- What for? - Ask him about his house."
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"You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house?"
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"Well, neither have I. Who the fuck are you talking about?"
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"Your relative with the house in the country."
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"Get theJag fixed up, spend a week in the country."
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"All right. Give us a tanner, and I'll give him a bell."
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"Here. Get a couple more. I'm going for a slash."
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"Ponce."
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"I could hardly piss straight with fear."
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"A man with three-quarters of an inch of brain had taken a dislike to me."
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"What have I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this."
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"And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him."
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"Get any more masculine than him, you'd have to live up a tree."
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""I fuck arses." Who fucks arses?"
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"Maybe he fucks arses."
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"I'm in considerable danger in here."
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"You'll be pleased to hear Monty's invited us for drinks."
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