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Clips from 30 Rock - Black Light Attack! (S04E04)

"Good show tonight, Mr. Jordan."
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"You'll have to ask the fellow who whittled them for me."
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"I don't kiss and tell, Jack."
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"It's good to finally have another one of us around here."
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"It's Tron!"
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"Ar..."
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"Light bike."
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"It's really not."
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"Oh, there are other men..."
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"It's something I need to wear"
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"to support my breasts!"
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"Hey, Jeter!"
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"You know, he confided in me"
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"Which is the crazy sex trifecta."
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"That girl has a name, Jack."
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"always want to be with the people up here."
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"But I can't say that I don't miss it."
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"How drunk are you?"
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"Boy, that robot body paint does not wash off."
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"Or is Danny just glowing like a beacon of manly camaraderie?"
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"I'm extremely drunk."
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"Hey, we've got to get Danny out by 5:00 today."
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"I guess Jack's taking him to the Knicks game."
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"We've never done that."
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"An heiress to a vermouth fortune and a freshman at N.Y.U."
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"It's interesting they've highlighted the mother's lines."
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"As if the word "mother" didn't tip me off already."
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"We really should have said something."
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"What happens when she gets there and finds out she's the mom?"
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"Maybe we'll be dead by then."
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"why we asked you to join the entourage."
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"11:00 A.M., go to strip club."
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"Hey, hang on."
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"Ooh, she has an office."
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"Hey, is it that chick lawyer"
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"All right, so we're getting into it,"
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"and she takes off her glasses."
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"Real sexy."
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"Nice."
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"And she's kind of a tease."
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"So we haven't gone too far."
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"Jenna, thanks so much for coming in."
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"This is Archeria, She'll be reading with you."
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"of her boyfriend on her mother's online sex diary."
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"What are you doing?"
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"So we haven't talked about your personal life lately."
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"Anything new going on there?"
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"'Cause you know what I always say."
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"That stuff does not wash off."
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"And I'm Danny's boss."
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"want to be with the people up here."
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"Huh?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"And I took my reward."
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"Lemon, you need to end this now."
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"Women are allowed to get angrier than men"
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"about double standards."
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"But always with people that I could transfer"
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"End it before it starts affecting the show."
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"It's just, you're treating Sue like family now."
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"You want to protect them from the world."
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"'Cause the doctors keep telling me it's pretty clogged."
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"The mother."
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"But you can't play prom queens and murdered runaways forever."
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"So you're saying it's a choice."
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"Two paths."
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"Or Madonna."
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"A woman whose feminine grace and normal outfits"
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"Look, I know we're supposed to pre-tape that Robot V Wade"
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"cold open tonight,"
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"But Jack said I can skip it and go to the Rangers game with him."
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"What's up?"
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"Well, just let me change."
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"Don't do this."
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"This is so tandem."
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"What's going on?"
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"Cerie's the only one who can hear it."
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"Ah, Facebook!"
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"Danny and I were supposed to have lunch today."
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"I am very angry and sleepy."
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"A really bad one."
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"and dramatized 1970s inter-ethnic California"
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"daytime motorcycle highway justice."
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"I'm trying to look out for the show here, Lemon."
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"I realized something."
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"I think you have some sort of problem with the fact"
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"I needed a man around here, and I finally have one."
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"Oh, he will."
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"Hey, where are you going?"
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"Out."
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"Okay, everybody, let's just..."
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"I'm not like you!"
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"finds female libido does tend to peak in those years"
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"The shirt should be filthier."
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"And remember, if it doesn't work out, there's always Lutz."
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"♪ I want to be forever young ♪"
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"Jenna, stop it."
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"Look, you claim that you want to be happy."
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"And you have no idea what I go through to maintain it."
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"We all have secrets."
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"You know that I have something I've been hiding from the world"
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"for 20 years."
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"Well, if I do nothing, he'll be here within 48 hours."
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"All my "a-ha" moments end"
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"And the best that you can hope for is that, someday,"
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"♪ I want to be forever young ♪"
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"♪ Do you really want to live forever ♪"
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"♪ Forever and ever ♪"
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"Not for a billion doll hairs."
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"I'm sorry, did you say, "doll hairs"?"
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"Yeah, they're not worth nothing."
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"I know Liz is your secret work girlfriend."
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"But she thought we should be discreet."
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"I mean, we're just having fun."
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"But you need to end it now."
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"they won't know what you're talking about."
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"Okay, I understand."
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"I'm in love with Liz Lemon."
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"What?"
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