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Clips from Community (2009) - Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism (S03E03)

"and a Christian Bale autograph,"
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"You're free to return"
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"Tempting, but then wouldn't I be playing foosball?"
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"Free shot."
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"♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪"
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"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"
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"Buttered noodles."
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"I'm allowed to throw out the dust, right?"
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"and I know you think you can think your way out of this"
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"with your "thinkiness," but don't think too much."
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"maybe I can catch them by surprise."
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"Small confession."
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"without having to know how to throw or catch."
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"and then original version cool-down."
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"They're not evil people that are good at foosball."
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"It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us,"
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"Well, that is true."
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"- Really? - Remember making fun"
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"Kill or be killed. Kill or be killed, little man."
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"You put that rage-- aah!"
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"There's only two ways off this table--"
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"leaves behind two kids and a pregnant wife."
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"My Dark Knight extended extended cut--it wasn't insured."
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"And my name engraved in Hebrew."
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"Did I ever pretend to shoot a guy in front of you"
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"Viper shot."
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"Shouldn't you be making weird art movies"
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"Fine. Monday morning--"
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"Enough teutonic punnery."
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"I must take justice into my own hands."
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"Aw, is that the grappling hook I got you for Christmas?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Troy! What are we gonna do?"
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"and I know your daddy ain't around,"
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"Who told you that--"
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"All your fake sweetness and religion"
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"you can't leave Woodstock until you bone these hippies."
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"I mean, stop it."
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"Please don't call me that."
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"Why not? It's what you are--"
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"I was 12 years old."
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"- Argh! - Uh!"
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"- Die! - Never!"
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"You try sprouting three feet"
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"Thank you."
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"I usually get out of school around 4:00."
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"Well, Batman,"
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"Hey, guys."
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"Aw, black in the house!"
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"Mm, well, it's definitely a buy."
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"♪ I'm as high as hell ♪"
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"Happy Friday, everybody. What are you doing this weekend?"
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"The question is, who am I doing this weekend?"
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"He's asking because he's already forgotten."
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"It's nobody."
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"I'm volunteering at the animal hospital."
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"- Aw. - Animal hospital?"
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"The animals are the patients."
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"That makes sense."
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"Yeah, Dr. Zizmor's letting me work off"
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"the cost of Daniel's eye surgery."
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"Wait. You won't spend money on a name-brand phone,"
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"but you got lasik for your geriatric cat?"
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"He only has the one eye, Jeff."
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"I can't exactly buy him a cat monocle, can I?"
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"It's pretentious."
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"And for your information, this is a totorola."
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"Troy and I will be having a very special Saturday night,"
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"as in Dark Knight."
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"It came! Our limited-edition, $299 Dark Knight DVD"
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"with bonus footage, special commentary,"
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"including a personalized message of up to four words!"
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""Abed is Batman now, Christian Bale.""
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"- It's official. - From the man himself."
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"May I have that back, Annie? Thank you."
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"And just to clarify, if you see this lying out,"
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"I'm still using it, so you don't have"
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"to take it to the kitchen, dump it out, and wash the bowl."
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"Is this about your buttered noodles?"
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"I didn't say that."
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"- Yes! - Into your face!"
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"Your tears reveal your weakness!"
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"What is it with those tools and foosball?"
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"- They've been at it for weeks. - I think they're European."
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"It's probably a more important game over there."
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"Foosball's like the soccer of ping-pong."
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"- I can't take it anymore. - Oh, Jeffrey, let them be."
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"Gentlemen, my name is Clarence Thaddeus Foos."
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"My grandfather, Fletcher Morton Foos,"
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"invented this game for one purpose--"
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"to have the loudest, dumbest thing happen."
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"to your undoubtedly hearing-impaired families."
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"Tell you what, we'll stop playing,"
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"if you can score a point on us."
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"And, if so, how would I not be a loud, weird knob?"
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"I'm not even touching the foosenschaften."
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"Sorry, luftballons. I'm above it."
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"Boo-yah!"
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"I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel"
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"at viewing misfortune."
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"'Tis the face of a broken man."
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"Jeff. Smile."
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"- Uh, uh... - Ooh!"
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"They, uh, -- they come in a six-pack."
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"♪ Give me some more time in a dream ♪"
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"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"
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"♪ somebody said we could be here ♪"
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"♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪"
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"Oh--"
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"Yeah."
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"What's wrong?"
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"I-I..."
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"Why?"
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"- I stepped on it. - Why?"
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"- I was dusting the tv. - Why?"
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"I can run out and get a new one before he gets home."
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"Oh, sure, Annie."
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"And--and then we just have to record"
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"fake exclusive commentary by Christian Bale."
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"Go ahead, you first."
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